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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774633 - 06/20/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yep. I have a real zinger prepared for my 10,000th post.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: Gumby]
    #5774638 - 06/20/06 11:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
But how do the Chinese do it?

I always see them using a pipe with a tiny bowl. Why?




Because they have tiny penises?


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5774649 - 06/20/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it doubles as a pocket pussy. *shrug*


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5774650 - 06/20/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Put it on tin foil, a tiny bit and light the other side of the tin foil. Have a straw in your mouth and suck all the smoke up. Tilt the tin foil so the opium can melt and slide down the tin foil. Opium I get usually smells like vinegar


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774653 - 06/20/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, it should be very bitter tasting. A strong taste that takes a while to leave... the taste will linger.

You can also take opium orally. I prefer eating it anyways. The buzz seems to last longer that way - it might not come on as intense that way.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: TheCow]
    #5774655 - 06/20/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that sounds more like heroin.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774656 - 06/20/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

eh, i dunno what to think of that stuff. i know exactly what you're talkin about. that shit has been around my campus for awhile. my friend got busted with it and they charged her with black tar heroin.

it makes you a little high. smells nice, tastes nice for a little while, but i got sick of it fast.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: nightkrawler]
    #5774663 - 06/20/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

10 bucks says db doesnt have real opium.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5774678 - 06/20/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You may be right. There was a dude at Bonnaroo offering black tar opium and pressed kief. The kief is good, so I'm hoping that the tar is too, but so far we haven't had much luck with it.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5774703 - 06/20/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Can you possibly take any pictures and post them?

I hope you have the real deal.It is quite depressing to hear of someone getting shiested.

I smelt so much fake opium ar bonnaroo this year.

If you have to stop and think if your fucked up or not,then its fake.

Any person with opiate experience should be able to tell.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
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Edited by aNeway2sayHooray (06/20/06 11:18 PM)


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5774715 - 06/20/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I would probably put 100 on it. :smirk:

Not to insult anyone, but the people who sell it almost always have something else.
I would never buy it probably. I'll wait for my crops. :grin:


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5774728 - 06/20/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'll put $50 on it :frown:


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"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
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Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774733 - 06/20/06 11:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:suicide:

fucking shifty ass morons.Always trying to make a dollar.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774736 - 06/20/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I got good opium in salt lake that is good shit, it was very dark brown and very bitter, I am sure it was opium too, i got very high like I took a lot of pain pills at once.


Edited by skunk78395 (06/20/06 11:28 PM)


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: eris]
    #5774739 - 06/20/06 11:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I haven't seen real opium for awhile. Kids are always trying to pawn of that fake red shit(IMO, its made out of glue and inscense) or some really crappy black shit that resembles silly putty. My buddy bought an ounce of the black silly putty shit at the first bonnaroo for somewhere in the ball park of $75. We puffed for atleast 2 hours straight on that shit without getting high before we could convince him that it was bunk.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5774744 - 06/20/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah man, it's lame. A few of my friends got ripped off on some mushrooms too. Sold them as "California Golden Tips" or something strange like that. As soon as he said they were hydroponic mushrooms though, I knew something was up.

They bought them before I had a chance to warn them though. They didn't look or smell real either.

The bastards!


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But makes for the heaviest sword"
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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774761 - 06/20/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah,someone who was camped next to Lofifunk bought some non active mushrooms.They brought them over to camp shroomery.I took a look at them,they appeared to be dry shitakes with blue marker on them.

Either way they were non active mushrooms with a blue color ink on em.

Sometimes poeple suck.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774783 - 06/20/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

dblaney said:
he said they were hydroponic mushrooms




:lol:


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: Skunk420]
    #5774786 - 06/20/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The way I smoke opium is this: I put herb in a bowl. I take a bit of opium and flatten it and put it on top. Then I light it. it should stay lit.


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Re: How the fuck do you smoke opium? [Re: dblaney]
    #5774789 - 06/20/06 11:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That is lame, you can find decent opium with street dealers near where I live.
But the cocaine/crack is most likely cut...the meth is lame on the street too, but that is if your are into addicting drugs.


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