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OfflineAcinaxuz
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NewGirl_01
    #5773216 - 06/20/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hi There! I figured it's time to get my ass in gear and register. I'm a long time browser, but new to the forums. I suppose the first order of business is to introduce myself...

I'm Zuxanica--don't worry, you don't have to remember it, or even how to spell it, you can just call me Zuxi. (Pronouced Suzi if you're curious.)

I dig tats and piercings and have quite a few of each. I'm spiritual with a streak of "damn it's good to be bad!" and an ever open mind.

I suppose you could say I'm a girl with a slight obsession for chick super heros (the ones they don't make to suck) and I find most affinity with Princess Peach-Toadstool. Granted she's not exactly been the portrayal of "Girls Kicking Ass", and its, I suppose, a bit cliche... to rest your weary analytical mind, my first choice would have been Catwoman, should I have a thing for bats, or cat litter... But it turns out I dig mushrooms... so hey, I guess we have something in common already!

I'm sarcastic and snappy, all in the idea of humor and the ability to laugh at ourselves--leave the drama and have a giggle, offense would never be my intention.

Hmm, I guess that's it--I'm off to poke around. Feel free to say hi.


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All posts are made with only the intent to entertain myself and should ONLY be read with the understanding that they are FICTICIOUS. I do not warrant information I provide for use in illegal activity of any kind nor do I condone it for any reason. Furthermore, I am not, I have never, nor will I in the future, take ANY part in illegal activites.


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InvisibleScott Bennett
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5773219 - 06/20/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

edit


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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.


Edited by trendal (06/20/06 05:51 PM)


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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5773220 - 06/20/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Welcome to the shroomery :laugh:


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5773231 - 06/20/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I got tats and piercing.....

So instead of ignoring you I alas shall say hi!


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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5773241 - 06/20/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

edit - read the rules again and SHOW SOME RESPECT!


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Edited by trendal (06/20/06 05:52 PM)


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OfflineAcinaxuz
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5773243 - 06/20/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ThaiLipaYai said:
Show us your boobs?




Sure, but then, I'd reserve the right to castrate you afterward.

Damn kid, have some manners, couth, maybe even a little common decentcy.  I know you may not be used to seeing women in the isolation of your own pathetic existence, but that's no reason to freak out... promise.

And thx Frnk :smile:


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OfflineAcinaxuz
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5773245 - 06/20/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Corporal Kielbasa said:
I got tats and piercing.....

So instead of ignoring you I alas shall say hi!




hooray! Hello! =)


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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5773250 - 06/20/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Acinaxuz said:
Quote:

ThaiLipaYai said:
Show us your boobs?




Sure, but then, I'd reserve the right to castrate you afterward.

Damn kid, have some manners, couth, maybe even a little common decentcy.  I know you may not be used to seeing women in the isolation of your own pathetic existence, but that's no reason to freak out... promise.

And thx Frnk :smile:





better get used to it lady
:frown:


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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5773252 - 06/20/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

edit - read the rules again and SHOW SOME RESPECT!


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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.


Edited by trendal (06/20/06 05:54 PM)


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5773260 - 06/20/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Welcome to the shroomery.

95% of our population is horny, lonely men. Most of them are actually really cool once you get to know them a little bit.

Welcome!


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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5773262 - 06/20/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

edit - read the rules again and SHOW SOME RESPECT!


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Nature is my God, Science is my religion.


Edited by trendal (06/20/06 05:54 PM)


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InvisibleScott Bennett
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: CherryBom]
    #5773269 - 06/20/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

OMGWTF

You fucked up the reply-to feature.

:lol:


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OfflineAcinaxuz
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5773275 - 06/20/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

And I gather that you're making the assumption I should be required to show you my tits merely because you requested it? lol Wow, you're demanding AND ignorant. Excuse me while I pretend to be surprised... Mind you I'm not. Men with small penises tend to rely on demands and want of dominance to make up for the inferiority complex that comes with lack of endowment. The sad truth is, you most likely lack in all areas, including social ability so at this point, you're no longer worth my time. But, it was slightly entertaining for a moment. Remind me to watch when you get around to pulling your head out of your ass... that would be quality.


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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5773278 - 06/20/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

edit - read the rules again and SHOW SOME RESPECT!


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It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.


Edited by trendal (06/20/06 05:54 PM)


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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5773287 - 06/20/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

edit - read the rules again and SHOW SOME RESPECT!


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Edited by trendal (06/20/06 05:53 PM)


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OfflineAcinaxuz
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: CherryBom]
    #5773294 - 06/20/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

CherryBom said:
Welcome to the shroomery.

95% of our population is horny, lonely men. Most of them are actually really cool once you get to know them a little bit.

Welcome!




lol so I see. Nice to see a chick in the ranks!


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All posts are made with only the intent to entertain myself and should ONLY be read with the understanding that they are FICTICIOUS. I do not warrant information I provide for use in illegal activity of any kind nor do I condone it for any reason. Furthermore, I am not, I have never, nor will I in the future, take ANY part in illegal activites.


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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: king_cobra]
    #5773298 - 06/20/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:meatspace:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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Offlineundersativaskies
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: king_cobra]
    #5773300 - 06/20/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ill show you my penis for some titties. We can roshambo for who goes first. O and welcome to shroomery.


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InvisibleScott Bennett
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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5773301 - 06/20/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I apologize for being so rude earlier. I have a hard time expressing myself when I am about to explode in my pants.


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Re: NewGirl_01 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5773303 - 06/20/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Boobies!!!!!!


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