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Re: My newest near death experience [Re: jonnyjonjonjon]
    #5980493 - 08/19/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Damn dude, you are lucky as all hell. I've also had a few NDEs, but none involved getting macked like that. That's fucking crazy.


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Re: My newest near death experience [Re: jonnyjonjonjon]
    #5980530 - 08/20/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, that's crazy. Like someone said earlier...I would've stayed medicated in the hospital. :wink:


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Re: My newest near death experience [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5996298 - 08/25/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Shit this head injuries no joke. Last week I was sitting down and I got this heavy smell of rotten eggs and I stood up and got so dizzy I nearly fainted. The doctors say its a long term concussion. All this is going to help in my compensation claim. I think I can get a good bit of money out of this.


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Re: My newest near death experience [Re: jonnyjonjonjon]
    #5997662 - 08/25/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well I hope everything works out for you. Indeed your lucky to be alive. You should walk through life similiar to how you play Blackjack. In Blackjack you always assume the dealer has a face card and your about to get owned. Next time your walking out of a bar, think to yourself "I'm about to get owned" and then take precautionary measures to avoid it. Three NED's are ridiculous for someone as young as you. Get well soon.


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Re: My newest near death experience [Re: jonnyjonjonjon]
    #5997741 - 08/25/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude you are lucky to be alive, getting hit by a car, the fucker must have been totally wasted, to drive off like that. Watch out for oncoming traffic, I get almost hit riding my mountain bike off and on all the time. I watch out for myself...you got to keep looking in all directions no matter how wasted you are.


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