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Duck Sauce
#5766380 - 06/19/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Where does the duck sauce they serve at Chinese restaurants comes from? Do they take ducks and give 'em a little squeeze or what? It does have roughly the consistency of bird shit and even the orange color isn't too far off.
Anyone know the definitive answer? I think they squeeze the ducks.
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
#5766387 - 06/19/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Plums.
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no, thats the red stuff, it' called 'plum sauce'
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Of course not. One's made from plums, the other is made from ducks. I just wanna know how they get it out of the duck.
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
#5766410 - 06/19/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Somebody comes along and they plum the ducks and that is sent via USPS in a double cellophane-wrapped video cassette.
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
#5766411 - 06/19/06 01:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh i can give ya a demonstration
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
#5766416 - 06/19/06 01:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Plum sauce From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Duck sauce) Jump to: navigation, search
Plum sauce, also widely known as duck sauce, is a viscous sweet/sour orange-hued condiment. It is used in Chinese cuisine as a dip for deep-fried dishes, such as spring rolls, egg rolls, noodles, and deep-fried chicken balls. It is made from sweet plums or other fruit such as peach or apricot, sugar, vinegar, ginger and chiles. The flavour of the sauce is sweet and sour.
pwnt, priz
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SpiritualSnorkel said: They're not the same?
no but duck sauce is made with plums as well, the plum sauce is also called sweet and sour, those chinese are unimaginative like that
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that's why they all look the same, i bet, even their sperm are uncreative
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I le magnifique said: Plum sauce From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Duck sauce) Jump to: navigation, search
Plum sauce, also widely known as duck sauce
plum sauce
duck sauce
DO THEY LOOK THE FUCKING SAME????
wikipedia is sometimes wrong because dumbasses dont do any checking about what they put in
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The sperm comes from squeezing ducks, and no it's not the same as the plum sauce.
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imaginative, creative, whatever
and i thought the wiki was wrong, because i've seen plum sauce and i've seen duck sauce
probably the same shit, just different food coloring
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come one now... I'm supposed to be getting pwned
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I need to see the ingredients label on the Dai Day Duck Sauce.
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
#5766451 - 06/19/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was just talking about this the other day! The boyfriend and I were sitting at our favorite chinese joint and the lady brings it out. ( it's relavent to know that he is part chinese, so its not that im usually that gullible) Now I love the stuff but never cared to question what it was. So i asked my bf and he said...
...."It's duck cum"
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
i kind of just sat there for a second utterly disgusted and i begin to have some pretty weird visions on how they go to extract this "duck sauce"...
And that's when i see his shit eating grin and i say "I dont care" and proceed to lick my lips.
But just in case i wiki'd it when i got home. Either way, its good on my fried rice . Yum.
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yesh
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cant help you there
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Rhysaboveit said: I was just talking about this the other day! The boyfriend and I were sitting at our favorite chinese joint and the lady brings it out. ( it's relavent to know that he is part chinese, so its not that im usually that gullible) Now I love the stuff but never cared to question what it was. So i asked my bf and he said...
...."It's duck cum"
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
i kind of just sat there for a second utterly disgusted and i begin to have some pretty weird visions on how they go to extract this "duck sauce"...
And that's when i see his shit eating grin and i say "I dont care" and proceed to lick my lips.
But just in case i wiki'd it when i got home. Either way, its good on my fried rice . Yum.
you actually believed him?
are you fucking ten?
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thop bein' thilly, duck sauce is more like a marmalade
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But I need it, Pris. I'm in a bad space.
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myspace.com?
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you, learn quick reply, or reply to
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I make my dipping sauce with apricot jelly and vinegar, it rocks
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something i've always found somewhat funny: one of the duck sauce brands at the supermarket is "saucy suzan" it's a sort of yellow checkerboard pattern, like a picnic blanket there's this six-toofed cracker girl with pigtails eating corn or chicken or some shit
for an azn product wert teh ferk
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myspace.com?
worst space, evar
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asians were the original hillbillies
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well, according to the book of mormon, indians are really the descendants of the twelve tribes of israel
if so, i'd imagine there'd be much more lamb and fallafel in the native american diet, but hey
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As of 3am this morning I'm still orbiting Outer MySpace, above the influence of Rupert and his junior high, non-neutrality prototype.
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untrue, falafel came about after we left and just recently we discovered a new use for sheep, wool.
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
#5766481 - 06/19/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think more animals should come in delicious sauce form.
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: TheDude]
#5766483 - 06/19/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i make a lovely bird flu sauce
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: TheDude]
#5766485 - 06/19/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lobsters have their own
I wonder how we'd go about making pig sauce?
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I le magnifique said: deep-fried chicken balls.
OMFG! LOLZ!
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i want an endangered species sauce, a veritable cornucopia of nature's friskiest critters
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snow owl makes amazing gravy
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They also make excellent crossing guards.
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