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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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InvisiblePat Bateman, VP
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5766456 - 06/19/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Rhysaboveit said:
I was just talking about this the other day!
The boyfriend and I were sitting at our favorite chinese joint and the lady brings it out. ( it's relavent to know that he is part chinese, so its not that im usually that gullible) Now I love the stuff but never cared to question what it was. So i asked my bf and he said...

...."It's duck cum"

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i kind of just sat there for a second utterly disgusted and i begin to have some pretty weird visions on how they go to extract this "duck sauce"...

And that's when i see his shit eating grin and i say "I dont care"
and proceed to lick my lips.

But just in case i wiki'd it when i got home. Either way, its good on my fried rice . Yum.



you actually believed him?

are you fucking ten?


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766458 - 06/19/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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I le magnifique said:
yesh




thop bein' thilly, duck sauce is more like a marmalade


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766459 - 06/19/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

But I need it, Pris. I'm in a bad space.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766460 - 06/19/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SpiritualSnorkel said:
I'm in a bad space.




myspace.com?


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766461 - 06/19/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you, learn quick reply, or reply to


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No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766462 - 06/19/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I make my dipping sauce with apricot jelly and vinegar, it rocks


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766468 - 06/19/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

something i've always found somewhat funny:
one of the duck sauce brands at the supermarket is "saucy suzan"
it's a sort of yellow checkerboard pattern, like a picnic blanket
there's this six-toofed cracker girl with pigtails eating corn or chicken or some shit

for an azn product wert teh ferk :confused:


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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766471 - 06/19/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

SpiritualSnorkel said:
I'm in a bad space.




myspace.com?



worst space, evar


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766473 - 06/19/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

asians were the original hillbillies


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766476 - 06/19/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well, according to the book of mormon, indians are really the descendants of the twelve tribes of israel

if so, i'd imagine there'd be much more lamb and fallafel in the native american diet, but hey


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766477 - 06/19/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

As of 3am this morning I'm still orbiting Outer MySpace, above the influence of Rupert and his junior high, non-neutrality prototype.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766480 - 06/19/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

untrue, falafel came about after we left and just recently we discovered a new use for sheep, wool.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
    #5766481 - 06/19/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i think more animals should come in delicious sauce form.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5766483 - 06/19/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i make a lovely bird flu sauce


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5766485 - 06/19/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

lobsters have their own

I wonder how we'd go about making pig sauce?


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766491 - 06/19/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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I le magnifique said:
deep-fried chicken balls.




OMFG! LOLZ!


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766495 - 06/19/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i want an endangered species sauce, a veritable cornucopia of nature's friskiest critters


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766525 - 06/19/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

snow owl makes amazing gravy


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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766527 - 06/19/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

They also make excellent crossing guards.


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