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InvisibleDiploidM
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Duck Sauce
    #5766380 - 06/19/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Where does the duck sauce they serve at Chinese restaurants comes from? Do they take ducks and give 'em a little squeeze or what? It does have roughly the consistency of bird shit and even the orange color isn't too far off.

Anyone know the definitive answer? I think they squeeze the ducks. :spazzychicken:


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
    #5766387 - 06/19/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Plums.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766390 - 06/19/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

no, thats the red stuff, it' called 'plum sauce'


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766395 - 06/19/06 12:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Aminals took over my punkuter.


Edited by SpiritualSnorkel (07/18/07 08:14 PM)


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766398 - 06/19/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Of course not. One's made from plums, the other is made from ducks. I just wanna know how they get it out of the duck.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
    #5766410 - 06/19/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Somebody comes along and they plum the ducks and that is sent via USPS in a double cellophane-wrapped video cassette.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
    #5766411 - 06/19/06 01:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

oh i can give ya a demonstration :borfase:


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
    #5766416 - 06/19/06 01:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Plum sauce
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Plum sauce, also widely known as duck sauce, is a viscous sweet/sour orange-hued condiment. It is used in Chinese cuisine as a dip for deep-fried dishes, such as spring rolls, egg rolls, noodles, and deep-fried chicken balls. It is made from sweet plums or other fruit such as peach or apricot, sugar, vinegar, ginger and chiles. The flavour of the sauce is sweet and sour.

pwnt, priz


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766419 - 06/19/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SpiritualSnorkel said:
They're not the same?




no but duck sauce is made with plums as well, the plum sauce is also called sweet
and sour, those chinese are unimaginative like that


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766426 - 06/19/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that's why they all look the same, i bet, even their sperm are uncreative :smirk:


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766429 - 06/19/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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I le magnifique said:
Plum sauce
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Plum sauce, also widely known as duck sauce




plum sauce



duck sauce




DO THEY LOOK THE FUCKING SAME????

wikipedia is sometimes wrong because dumbasses dont do any checking about what they put in


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766431 - 06/19/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The sperm comes from squeezing ducks, and no it's not the same as the plum sauce.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766432 - 06/19/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I le magnifique said:
that's why they all look the same, i bet, even their sperm are uncreative :smirk:





check my post


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766442 - 06/19/06 01:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

imaginative, creative, whatever

and i thought the wiki was wrong, because i've seen plum sauce and i've seen duck sauce

probably the same shit, just different food coloring


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766444 - 06/19/06 01:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I le magnifique said:
pwnt, priz





come one now... I'm supposed to be getting pwned


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766445 - 06/19/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I need to see the ingredients label on the Dai Day Duck Sauce.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5766448 - 06/19/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I le magnifique said:
probably the same shit, just different food coloring




no


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Diploid]
    #5766451 - 06/19/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was just talking about this the other day!
The boyfriend and I were sitting at our favorite chinese joint and the lady brings it out. ( it's relavent to know that he is part chinese, so its not that im usually that gullible) Now I love the stuff but never cared to question what it was. So i asked my bf and he said...

...."It's duck cum"

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i kind of just sat there for a second utterly disgusted and i begin to have some pretty weird visions on how they go to extract this "duck sauce"...

And that's when i see his shit eating grin and i say "I dont care"
and proceed to lick my lips.

But just in case i wiki'd it when i got home. Either way, its good on my fried rice . Yum.


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5766452 - 06/19/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yesh


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Re: Duck Sauce [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #5766454 - 06/19/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SpiritualSnorkel said:
I need to see the ingredients label on the Dai Day Duck Sauce.




cant help you there


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