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Discovering Your Body
    #5765587 - 06/18/06 07:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was just wondering if anybody ever reminisces about when they first started "discovering their body." 

I remember the first time I figured out that I was horny was at the grocery store with my mom and we were looking at the magazines....there was this one mag of this hit latino chick straddling a  shiny sports car.  It was scary 'cause my mom is puritanical in her sexuality.....IE she doesn't have any.  So I had to hide my angry inch and walk away and tell her I was getting some granola bars.  :grin:


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5765644 - 06/18/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I don't remember my first raging erection, but I remember my first orgasm. Fortunately I spent it alone, as losing control when not expecting it would have been most embarrassing in the company of a lovely young lady.


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5765668 - 06/18/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i remember sex ed in fifth grade, terrifying lol.

although i had already done most everything they were warning me about


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5765672 - 06/18/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I used to hump teddy bears when I was like 7. I used to masturbate this way, and one day I used my hand and some lube because I heard about that technique on some MTV show.

I never went back to the teddy bear.


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5765679 - 06/18/06 08:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl2:


That's what I was looking for.  Great post.


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5765715 - 06/18/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Its true. I find it odd because one of the bears was Gonzo from the Muppets.


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5765735 - 06/18/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I used to cut holes in my pillows and make a hole into the fluffy material and then fuck the hole....  then it got weird.  :hehehe:


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5765743 - 06/18/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

haha this is a funny thread :smile:


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: AA2277]
    #5765832 - 06/18/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I started masturbating when I was like 7. Don't remember how I discovered it. I did find it funny that I had some experience with it before I even got to sex-ed. Plus I told all my friends about it so they all knew what was up.


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Re: Discovering Your Body [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5765843 - 06/18/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Its true. I find it odd because one of the bears was Gonzo from the Muppets.




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