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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5764652 - 06/18/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"Struggling College Student. God doesn't bless shit."

"Need funds for marijuana study"


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Silversoul]
    #5764689 - 06/18/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
How about:

"Some jerk who thinks he's better than me decided this would be funny."




If you cannot laugh, your life was wasted... dood.

I would have a nice lunch basket for anyone I decided to fun around doing this with to immediately reward them for their voluntary particicipation. The bums would eat the food and laugh at the shit too...dood.

The signs make fun of the people in the cars actually if you get right down to microscoping this shit all out....dood.


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5764709 - 06/18/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:

Silversoul said:
How about:

"Some jerk who thinks he's better than me decided this would be funny."




If you cannot laugh, your life was wasted... dood.






AHAHAHAHAHA yeah your so right man,


"Help me to raise your taxes, so I dont have to work"  :thumbup:


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5764720 - 06/18/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"Advertise your business here!"


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5764726 - 06/18/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I saw a guy in the Haight/Ashbury with a sing that read something like,


We need help to buy a pound :thumbup:

Funny as hell, that was the only time I gave a bum anything,

Usually I throw change in the middle of the road, and it's even funner when you use coins from Canada :thumbup:


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5764732 - 06/18/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

A few people might even say to themselves "Wow, look at this homeless dude, he has nothing, yet he hasn't lost his sense of humor. I'm gonna give his ass fifty bucks."

:eek:


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5764741 - 06/18/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Microcosmatrix said:
A few people might even say to themselves "Wow, look at this homeless dude, he has nothing, yet he hasn't lost his sense of humor. I'm gonna give his ass fifty bucks."

:eek:




Who the fuck would do that?


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Yarry]
    #5764773 - 06/18/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Yarry said:
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Microcosmatrix said:
A few people might even say to themselves "Wow, look at this homeless dude, he has nothing, yet he hasn't lost his sense of humor. I'm gonna give his ass fifty bucks."

:eek:




Who the fuck would do that?




Some random dude with a heart?  I dunno maybe nobody.

The point wasn't the 50 bucks, the point was that a sense of humor pays off for sure when hustling it up at the fine art of bumming money from other able bodied adults.

Take the dirtiest, angriest bum and sit him on a corner with a can and at the end of the day he might have enough for a sammich after purchasing his bottle of wine.

Take the same bum and put him out there with a smile, and a laughing demeanor, and at the end of the day he'll get a carton of cigs, case of beer, T-bone steak, pay his motel rent and cell bill, go drinking at the bar, and open a checking account with the rest...

:smirk:


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5764798 - 06/18/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thank you Aesop.


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5764803 - 06/18/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

lol hehe


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5764907 - 06/18/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

how about:

"Im not a liar, I just want beer"

"Beer donations taken here"

peace


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Re: I'm thinking of driving downtown... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5764959 - 06/18/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Can someone make a picture for me.

One of the hobo's you guys took a picture of holding a sign that says,"Don't look at me, look at the road."

I want to use it somewhere. Thanks.


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