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OfflineLloydChristmas
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I had sex with god
    #5761424 - 06/17/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you've got 10 minutes to waste....watch this flamer trip on shrooms.  He is insaaaaane. :crazy2:

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Re: I had sex with god [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5761430 - 06/17/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

LOL what!!!!!!!!!!! That was the only funny part. That guy was a dick.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5761433 - 06/17/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I feel like I've been robbed


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5761436 - 06/17/06 06:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You have, I stole your pretzels while you watched that.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761442 - 06/17/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

confess your sins in the OTD thief thread, hippies dont tolerate 'stickin' it to the man'


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5761506 - 06/17/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

what a cunt


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5761543 - 06/17/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
confess your sins in the OTD thief thread, hippies dont tolerate 'stickin' it to the man'




http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=5761542&page=0&vc=#Post5761542


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761573 - 06/17/06 07:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

omg i had my seakers on really high 2 hear wut they were sayin then wtf the guy screamed so loud!


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: highpothead]
    #5761587 - 06/17/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm honored to have your post cherry lost in my thread.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5761592 - 06/17/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Give him a rating then.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: highpothead]
    #5761596 - 06/17/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

highpothead said:
omg i had my seakers on really high 2 hear wut they were sayin then wtf the guy screamed so loud!




You had your sneakers too high? Hmm


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761598 - 06/17/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

they were riding up in his crotch


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5761600 - 06/17/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I bet Hanky was going crazy wanting to flame this guy.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761601 - 06/17/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

nah, hanky is always in control


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5761602 - 06/17/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I am his new arch enemy. Number 500 of 500.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761607 - 06/17/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

not hardly, if hanky didnt find you amusing he wouldnt stab you in the neck 38 times


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5761609 - 06/17/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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nah, hanky is always in control




Cool as a cucumber in the pub.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761614 - 06/17/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
nah, hanky is always in control




Cool as a cucumber in the pub.




That makes no sense. Is that an Aussie thing? Im not trying to argue I just wanna know.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761619 - 06/17/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Must be, I'm not familiar with all the colloquialisms that I read on these boards but I can usually understand them by the context.

How does it make no sense? Have you seen many hot cucumbers?

If you'd like, I'll say "Cool as eskimo shit" in future.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761626 - 06/17/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

cool as a cucumber is used widely here as well


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5761632 - 06/17/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well then I don't understand what his point is????


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761637 - 06/17/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My point is: that make the least bit of sense.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761638 - 06/17/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

How is that so hard to understand?


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761640 - 06/17/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Tell me what you dont understand and i'll explain it to you in easy words.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761647 - 06/17/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Nah im gonna go get drunk now.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761651 - 06/17/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Probably a good idea, then you'll have an excuse.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761661 - 06/17/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Or just check out the site..

http://www.viz.co.uk/

Cool english toilet humor.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761663 - 06/17/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

haha,
park the fudge v.

To shit; pass a stool; crimp off a length.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: king_cobra]
    #5761669 - 06/17/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The top tips are pretty good.

http://www.viz.co.uk/letterbocks/toptips_story.php

BOILED EGGS cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.
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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761674 - 06/17/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

quality.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5761677 - 06/17/06 07:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That guy really should consider pre-dosing with valium before his trips.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: king_cobra]
    #5761679 - 06/17/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

SUPERMARKETS. Help promote healthy living by putting your cakes, ice creams, pies etc. in aisles that are too narrow for fatties to fit through.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761680 - 06/17/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

WEIGHT watchers. After reaching your ideal weight, maintain it by weighing yourself before and after a dump. The weight difference is the amount of food you can eat before having another dump.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761681 - 06/17/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

CONVINCE bar staff that your pint is off by sticking your finger up your arse before holding the glass close to their nose.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761685 - 06/17/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Would-be criminals. Before you commit a crime, get a foretaste of what the world would look like from inside a prison by holding a fork up close to your eye.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5761689 - 06/17/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rolleyes:


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761704 - 06/17/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

GERMANS. Don't waste money on expensive, professionally produced scat movies. Simply set your video to record every athletics meeting involving Paula Radcliffe and Hey Presto! After a couple of years you'll have a scat video library second to none


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: king_cobra]
    #5761715 - 06/17/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

AMERICANS. Build your houses out of bricks and mortar instead of cheap wood to avoid having them destroyed by hurricanes every few weeks.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5761728 - 06/17/06 08:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

When did your hand become God?


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: KaptKid]
    #5761731 - 06/17/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

BI-CURIOUS men. Go to a male doctor and complain of rectal bleeding. The resultant erotic anal probe will be a safe way to find out whether gayness is really for you.


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Re: I had sex with god [Re: Hanky]
    #5761759 - 06/17/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

There's been a thread about this video.

The guy obviously has something going on within him he needs to deal with.

Someone also pointed out before that he's the "holy moment" guy in Waking Life, and i think they're right.


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