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Offlinedaimyo
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You Need To Know
    #5757936 - 06/16/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Jesus loves you!



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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: You Need To Know [Re: daimyo]
    #5757951 - 06/16/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If we are blessed then let us be blessed if we are cursed well may we be blessed some more!


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: daimyo]
    #5757959 - 06/16/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The Kingdom of Heaven is within you.  When Jesus ascended into Heaven, he went right into the middle of himself, he disappeared.  People think the pearly gates are gates covered in pearls, there's nothing of the kind.  The gates of heaven ARE pearls.  Each one is one pearl and you know a pearl has a thin hole through it, for thread to go in.  And thats why a camel can't go through the eye of a needle, you have to become no one to get through that hole. :crazy2:


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: daimyo]
    #5757960 - 06/16/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I love him to, taste like chicken



But I like to think of him like this,




Or this,



I have more love, but that might not be pub material :grin: :thumbup:


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: You Need To Know [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5757972 - 06/16/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Love for Christ has no boundaries or rules. If the Pub thinks otherwise, well...fuck em.



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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: You Need To Know [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5757979 - 06/16/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

*no flaming* edited


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: daimyo]
    #5757993 - 06/16/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Your right,





My favorite shirt of all times, ohhh man the looks that I get ahahah




Stupid christens faerie tales are for kids, and thanks for sharing  :thumbup: :grin: :grin:


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5757997 - 06/16/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.... let he who is stoned cast the first sin


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: daimyo]
    #5758031 - 06/16/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I still don't get why Jesus is supposed to be this giant white guy.


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: You Need To Know [Re: unbeliever]
    #5758037 - 06/16/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Answering that will definitely take me down the ol' ban path. I'm off to man the smoker.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: You Need To Know [Re: danlennon3]
    #5758054 - 06/16/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well that j was mighty tastey..hehe caugh






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Re: You Need To Know [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5758065 - 06/16/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: You Need To Know [Re: king_cobra]
    #5758107 - 06/16/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Jesus loves me I know, cause he swallowed :grin:


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: king_cobra]
    #5758132 - 06/16/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I dont beleave in the whole storey after the part of him being crucified i beleave the part after resurection was more of a message then a truth. But i also beleave that he was a real person just like many profits, messiahs and saints that walked and are walking this earth.

The only reason they are what they are is because they let go and understand they dont care what others think of them the love them none the less, even the ones that try to hurt them.

Live and let live dont cause drama


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: daimyo]
    #5758142 - 06/16/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



like scat, should be outlawed in the Pub


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Re: You Need To Know [Re: Nashbar]
    #5758301 - 06/16/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: You Need To Know [Re: nickpdx]
    #5758311 - 06/16/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: You Need To Know [Re: nickpdx]
    #5758316 - 06/16/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

will you except jesus in your mouth


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