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What is your opinion on male tanning?
#5753637 - 06/15/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nobody would think twice about seeing a woman out tanning in the sun. But, what about guys?
I've been laying out the past couple of weeks. I have my shorts hiked up and I'm soaking up every inch of sun that I can get. I like the feel of the sun and I certainly could use it because I am pale as hell from living in one of the cloudiest cities in the country.
One day a woman walked into my yard and I was mortified that I, a guy, was caught tanning. It was like some deep social shame or something. I was just wondering what your opinions were on this matter.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753645 - 06/15/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get to lay our nekkid any time I want, the only people that will see it are the cops in the helicopters looking for pot fields... I really wish I could do a goatse for them
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5753648 - 06/15/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should mow goatse into your lawn.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753650 - 06/15/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck em, but I hear ya. I used to find myself getting up a lot when I was tanning and walking around my back yard pretending I was doing something useful. Now I have an 8ft cedar fence around my back yard and I have a pretty nice pool too (30X15 and 8ft deep), so I don't worry what anyone things.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753657 - 06/15/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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your avatar says it all 
nothin wrong with soakin in the sun
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: You should mow goatse into your lawn.
my grass is about 3 feet high, I think it's a solid plan, I'm gonna hook up the bush hog and do it if I can get a good view from one of the hills, I'll post pics
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753662 - 06/15/06 01:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I thought you meant in a tanning salon or a spray booth. Which is a little metrosexual but thats ok.
Male tanning is fine. unless ur trying to tan your junk. then thats kinda weird.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: barfightlard]
#5753665 - 06/15/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My opinion is that it is bad for you.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5753667 - 06/15/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rhysaboveit said: I thought you meant in a tanning salon or a spray booth. Which is a little metrosexual but thats ok.
fake bakes just look bad regardless of the sex or orientation
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753669 - 06/15/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get my tan by being outside, doing things, not just laying there like a dipshit bum. Male tanning is for metros.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753679 - 06/15/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I could use a tan, I'm white as a ghost right now.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753694 - 06/15/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I ever tell you guys about that one time I burned my starfruit tanning? Well... that hurt.
jk
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Cowgold]
#5753719 - 06/15/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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im glad i got native american in me i tan pretty easily and never burn
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753724 - 06/15/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Does that apply to your balls too?
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Penguarky Tunguin said: Male tanning is for metros.
Crap...I knew it. I just didn't want to admit it.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753876 - 06/15/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No it's not. Just be shameless... someone don't like you tannin? Fuck em.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: eris]
#5753881 - 06/15/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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they do kinda look tan dont they
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753887 - 06/15/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah, I was kind of wondering if you were tea baggin the tanning bed or not.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: eris]
#5753891 - 06/15/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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nah im all natural i just flop em out while im outside so they get some sun
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753902 - 06/15/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dobie said: im glad i got native american in me i tan pretty easily and never burn
I get pretty red/brown but I've only burned once, i was in a small raft on the tennessee river all day
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5753914 - 06/15/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah my nose burns sometimes thats about it aint it nice
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753917 - 06/15/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah... honestly it is pretty sweet
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5753918 - 06/15/06 03:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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until they try deporting you... damned dirty mexican
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753926 - 06/15/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I only get burnt on the shoulders, nose, and cheeks for some reason. it takes a whole lot for even that to burn.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5753985 - 06/15/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol yeah i get the mexican thing alot my buddy josh totally looks mexican but claims he is indian
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754006 - 06/15/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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weird dude. theres nothing wrong with soakin up the sun.
Tanning booths are for fucking losers however, guy or girl. It looks gross, and you are PAYING for it. i dont get it. plus the whole cancer thing.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5754026 - 06/15/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dobie said: lol yeah i get the mexican thing alot my buddy josh totally looks mexican but claims he is indian
my brother was almost arrested by the FBI, they thought he was a mexican that killed a texas cop, the spitting image of the guy, they tried to take his room mate too, he was creek, they threatened to take them both and deport the because they were unable to produce green cards
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5754065 - 06/15/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha thats fucked up. my brother got stopped and accused of being mexican before lol.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754100 - 06/15/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tans are hot! They make the eyes and smile pop, sparkle and shine. Doesn't matter to me if I guy gets one by relaxing in the sun or mowing the lawn. I'm 38 years old and this is the first I heard guys were not allowed to lay out and relax in the sun with, an intent to catch some rays 
Take priz's advice too and get nakey while you tan. 
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754121 - 06/15/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Silversoul]
#5754131 - 06/15/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I own space, bitch!!! Now pay up before I...
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Silversoul]
#5754164 - 06/15/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: That's my sun you're soaking up. That'll be $20, please.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754200 - 06/15/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: That's my sun you're soaking up. That'll be $20, please.
You're one of those socialists, aren't you?
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754239 - 06/15/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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nothing wrong with laying in the sun.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Silversoul]
#5754282 - 06/15/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: You're one of those socialists, aren't you?
I have no problem shirking my libertarian/free market principles in order to recognize that the sun is the common property of all of humanity. Proles unite!
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gettinjiggywithit said: Tans are hot! They make the eyes and smile pop, sparkle and shine.
They make your teeth look whiter too. I have some British blood in me and I'm usually as white as a sheet. I reflect light, people can't even look at me in the sun unless they're wearing sunglasses. So yeah I try to tan a bit during the summer and before I go on holiday. Even go to a tanning booth sometimes if the sun isn't there. Feels pretty good and I look much better if I'm not polar bear white.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754428 - 06/15/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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tanned skin isn't good for tats
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
#5754433 - 06/15/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't have any tattoos. I'm too metrosexual for that.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754443 - 06/15/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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fuck that
I see you getting one
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
#5754476 - 06/15/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Classic
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: cybrbeast]
#5754496 - 06/15/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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if you appreciate that
look at this one
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
#5754503 - 06/15/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Holy shit...I didn't know that my mom was a tattoo artist.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
#5754507 - 06/15/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you get that girl you can become one of the few people who have succeeded in fucking a butterfly without killing it
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5754508 - 06/15/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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customer?
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
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Funny....I actually just got done tanning in the hot ass sun for an hour or so. Tanned my balls too dunno if that does anything, I workout so Apprentley it raises your test. Is that true?
Fucking biting fly would leave my ass, chest, and face alone! eventually i crushed the god damned fly on my leg.
How much tanning is safe /day? I heard only 15 minutes but I like getting more if possible
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Knightmare]
#5756784 - 06/16/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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and radiation is potentially cancer causing
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How much tanning is safe /day? I heard only 15 minutes but I like getting more if possible
Black people can tan for twenty minutes. Asian people for fifteen minutes. White people can lie in the sun for as long as they like because I don't care about them 
LOL seriously, it depends on where you live, gender and race. A local www weatherstation likely has the answers you seek. Its always best to catch early or late hours, and NOT around noon, because then the atmosphere between you and the sun is thinnest (due to the angle) and you'll have the least protection against bad UV.
You're a guy! Do it because you like to lazily lie naked in the sun, and not for the tan it produces! The tan is a side effect
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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> One day a woman walked into my yard and I was mortified that I, a guy, was caught tanning.
Those feelings will subside the more you let your johnson hangout or the more you hangout in the near-buff. The shame you felt stemmed from a self-induced projection of your own internal disapproval to "male tanning" upon the female counterpart the witnessed you. So if you can manage to be comfortable with your own body, there won't be a problem. I highly doubt this woman started to puke involuntarily when she witnessed your pale flesh blinding her with relfected sunlight, hrmm? 
If you enjoy layin' around in the sun "like a bum" - then you better damn well do it. No one knows why we're here on this earth to begin with, and therefore to place irrational judgements upon activities which would harm none other than ourselves is ridiculous. You enjoy it, you do it! If someone else's mental control is too weak to accept your integrity and comfort, you need not worry about extending additional consideration their way 
But like blacksabbath said, the rays from the sun are not exactly healthy, regardless of whether or not they feel good or impose a perceived cosmetic benefit upon you. On that note, I usually cover my nuts with a small piece of cloth, since the junk is of a darker tone to begin with, and I'd hate to burn it by accident!
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: geokills]
#5757546 - 06/16/06 02:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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How fucking disgusting is this? I was just out tanning and a bird took a massive shit on my leg as it flew overhead.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5757566 - 06/16/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should feel blessed
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
#5757575 - 06/16/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh,
and just thank god elephants dont fly
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: tripz]
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5757937 - 06/16/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you are tanning for your boy toy then its pretty gay to tan.
If you are tanning because it is just too hot to anything else then hey what ever.
If you are tanning because you care what people think of you then thats pretty gay but not in such a gay way but as in more of a metrosexual way....
If i am at the beach and just got out of the water then i lay out in the sun.
If i am at work and its hot out then i got my shirt off and i get a tan.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5758165 - 06/16/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is that you Randal?
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#21454807 - 03/25/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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My opinion about this is if mens go to tanning its really not a gay thing for me we shouldn't judge guys whom goes tanning because we really don't know the story behind it well maybe because tanning makes you look better and healthier and tanned girls like tanned guys and guys will always do whatever it takes to look good for the ladies. Some men said that tanning helps them with their acne. there are so many reasons so we shouldn't really misjudged them
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: JennaTurner]
#21455029 - 03/25/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Being Sicilian I don't burn unless I'm outside on a 10 UV index for hours and hours on end. During the summer I try to get at least an hour a day. Other times im at the beach from 9-5. I love being outside in general but tabning helps release chemicals that make you feel good. I look it as a free high that also makes me look super sexy. Gotta love summer
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#21455034 - 03/25/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: I have my shorts hiked up and I'm soaking...
Only broads should use this particular turn of phrase.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Revok]
#21455072 - 03/25/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Randal Flagg is dead. He will never utter nor type that phrase again. So the next time you hike up your shorts to get more sun. Please think of our shroomy friend Randal.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: California]
#21455080 - 03/25/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Actually King is working on The Stand 2: Electric Bogaloo.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21455313 - 03/25/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I get to lay our nekkid any time I want, the only people that will see it are the cops in the helicopters looking for pot fields... I really wish I could do a goatse for them
We all know that Fee is lying nakkid right next to you and you're both holding each others dicks...
I tan, maybe 20 minute, on sunny days. I like it.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#21455458 - 03/25/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wtf isn't Randall dead?
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#21455470 - 03/25/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like melanin. I like it when men wish they had more melanin.
In all seriousness, though, I don't care. Tan if you want. Don't tan if you want. Just enjoy the way you look, whatever that entails for you.
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I get mistaken for Central American at the end of the summer quite frequently lol
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Vvellum]
#21455509 - 03/25/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Vvellum said: nothing wrong with laying in the sun.
Feelz good,
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#21455522 - 03/25/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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It shows insecurity
real men are born with melanin
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: theRAPeutic]
#21455594 - 03/25/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tanning is both healthy for you (if done right) and releases chemicals that make you feel good. How is that an insecurity if anything it's good for you.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Silversoul]
#21455626 - 03/25/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: That's my sun you're soaking up. That'll be $20, please.
He should have ran with this idea, because now people have actually started taxing the sun.
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The Doobie Dude said: Tanning is both healthy for you (if done right) and releases chemicals that make you feel good. How is that an insecurity if anything it's good for you.
People tan because they dont like being so light(insecurity) not to release chemicals, although it does release serotonin and dopamine
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: The Doobie Dude] 1
#21455639 - 03/25/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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theRAPeutic said: real men are born with melanin
Melanated beings are the birthers of humaaaanity. 
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The Doobie Dude said: Tanning is both healthy for you (if done right) and releases chemicals that make you feel good. How is that an insecurity if anything it's good for you.
Don't forget ya sunscreen!
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: theRAPeutic]
#21455656 - 03/25/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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theRAPeutic said:
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The Doobie Dude said: Tanning is both healthy for you (if done right) and releases chemicals that make you feel good. How is that an insecurity if anything it's good for you.
People tan because they dont like being so light(insecurity) not to release chemicals, although it does release serotonin and dopamine
Are you dumb or just uneducated?
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What i said is the truth
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I don't eat healthy because I care about my health i eat healthy cause I don't wanna be fat and insecure. Your logic.
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both could be true. im sure you dont wanna be fat
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: theRAPeutic] 1
#21455691 - 03/25/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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on the opposite side of the spectrum someone using skin lightening cream is insecurity too
the sole purpose of tanning is to darken
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: theRAPeutic] 1
#21455709 - 03/25/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hmmm, I don't really know the exact motivation behind tanning, but I always assumed it had something to do with position in society (in the West). Being out in the sun all day, relaxing and looking good, to me, is a visual indication of some level of affluence. Or of being well-off and free enough that you have the time to do those kinds of things. I can't remember where I first heard this interpretation from, but it made a lot of sense in my mind.
For the people who aren't those things in reality but would like to appear so, I guess you could say it stems from insecurity?
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Patlal]
#21455791 - 03/25/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I get to lay our nekkid any time I want, the only people that will see it are the cops in the helicopters looking for pot fields... I really wish I could do a goatse for them
We all know that Fee is lying nakkid right next to you and you're both holding each others dicks...
I tan, maybe 20 minute, on sunny days. I like it.
Pris holds my dick with his mouth
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On warm sunny days, I have seen quite a few asian women that live here walking around with umbrellas so they don't get tan.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Redwood]
#21455857 - 03/25/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I believe in their culture the lighter skin associates more wealth, as they could afford to stay inside all day. i see it a lot here too. its sad actually
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Redwood] 1
#21455867 - 03/25/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Redwood said: On warm sunny days, I have seen quite a few asian women that live here walking around with umbrellas so they don't get tan.
That's because it works differently in their culture. They favor fairness over dark skin. It's like that in most places that have a history of European invasion / colonization / influence.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: theRAPeutic] 1
#21455871 - 03/25/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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theRAPeutic said: I believe in their culture the lighter skin associates more wealth, as they could afford to stay inside all day. i see it a lot here too. its sad actually
This, too.
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I'm aware of that, I just find the stuff people do to stay pale or tan strange.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Redwood] 1
#21455894 - 03/25/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh, yeah. I definitely agree.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: fee]
#21455906 - 03/25/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I get to lay our nekkid any time I want, the only people that will see it are the cops in the helicopters looking for pot fields... I really wish I could do a goatse for them
We all know that Fee is lying nakkid right next to you and you're both holding each others dicks...
I tan, maybe 20 minute, on sunny days. I like it.
Pris holds my dick with his mouth
Southerners talk weird, but the sure are hospitable.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Patlal]
#21456140 - 03/25/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I hate the feeling the sun gives me when I spend too much time in it. I mean I really hardly tan, and it makes my skin sparkle to be in the sun (no jk it actually blisters and oozes yellow slime like real vampires). Rather than tan I freckle in the end, so maybe if I worked it my skin could be one big freckle. Maybe 15mins a couple times a day is the most direct sun exposure I like to get, after that I need to be mostly covered with clothes at least. When I'm old I'll probably just become a mole-person.
I think people are attractive either way. I know alot of people don't like really pale people, which is fine, but over-tanning can also look pretty bad to most too.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21456155 - 03/25/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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By the time mid July comes around my skin can't get any tanner. Every person has a max level of tan it can get. After that it's just because the sun makes me feel warm and happy. I like both of those feelings
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: fee]
#21459655 - 03/26/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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fee said:
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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said: I get to lay our nekkid any time I want, the only people that will see it are the cops in the helicopters looking for pot fields... I really wish I could do a goatse for them
We all know that Fee is lying nakkid right next to you and you're both holding each others dicks...
I tan, maybe 20 minute, on sunny days. I like it.
Pris holds my dick with his mouth
only until it goes limp because I refuse to suck a damn dick
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21459773 - 03/26/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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fee said:
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Prisoner#1 said: I get to lay our nekkid any time I want, the only people that will see it are the cops in the helicopters looking for pot fields... I really wish I could do a goatse for them
We all know that Fee is lying nakkid right next to you and you're both holding each others dicks...
I tan, maybe 20 minute, on sunny days. I like it.
Pris holds my dick with his mouth
only until it goes limp because I refuse to suck a damn dick
Yeah...
That comment did not help you at all...
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