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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
    #5754482 - 06/15/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5754496 - 06/15/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

if you appreciate that

look at this one







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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
    #5754503 - 06/15/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Holy shit...I didn't know that my mom was a tattoo artist.


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
    #5754507 - 06/15/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you get that girl you can become one of the few people who have succeeded in fucking a butterfly without killing it  :thumbup:


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5754508 - 06/15/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

customer?


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
    #5756722 - 06/16/06 09:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Funny....I actually just got done tanning in the hot ass sun for an hour or so. Tanned my balls too dunno if that does anything, I workout so Apprentley it raises your test. Is that true?

Fucking biting fly would leave my ass, chest, and face alone! eventually i crushed the god damned fly on my leg.


How much tanning is safe /day? I heard only 15 minutes but I like getting more if possible


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Knightmare]
    #5756785 - 06/16/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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How much tanning is safe /day? I heard only 15 minutes but I like getting more if possible




Black people can tan for twenty minutes. Asian people for fifteen minutes. White people can lie in the sun for as long as they like because I don't care about them  :evil:


LOL seriously, it depends on where you live, gender and race. A local www weatherstation likely has the answers you seek. Its always best to catch early or late hours, and NOT around noon, because then the atmosphere between you and the sun is thinnest (due to the angle) and you'll have the least protection against bad UV.

You're a guy! Do it because you like to lazily lie naked in the sun, and not for the tan it produces! The tan is a side effect :wink:


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Knightmare]
    #5756784 - 06/16/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

and radiation is potentially cancer causing


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5756805 - 06/16/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

> One day a woman walked into my yard and I was mortified that I, a guy, was caught tanning.

Those feelings will subside the more you let your johnson hangout or the more you hangout in the near-buff.  The shame you felt stemmed from a self-induced projection of your own internal disapproval to "male tanning" upon the female counterpart the witnessed you.  So if you can manage to be comfortable with your own body, there won't be a problem.  I highly doubt this woman started to puke involuntarily when she witnessed your pale flesh blinding her with relfected sunlight, hrmm? :grin:

If you enjoy layin' around in the sun "like a bum" - then you better damn well do it.  No one knows why we're here on this earth to begin with, and therefore to place irrational judgements upon activities which would harm none other than ourselves is ridiculous.  You enjoy it, you do it!  If someone else's mental control is too weak to accept your integrity and comfort, you need not worry about extending additional consideration their way :wink:

But like blacksabbath said, the rays from the sun are not exactly healthy, regardless of whether or not they feel good or impose a perceived cosmetic benefit upon you.  On that note, I usually cover my nuts with a small piece of cloth, since the junk is of a darker tone to begin with, and I'd hate to burn it by accident!  :blush:


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: geokills]
    #5757546 - 06/16/06 02:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

How fucking disgusting is this? I was just out tanning and a bird took a massive shit on my leg as it flew overhead.


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5757566 - 06/16/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you should feel blessed


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
    #5757575 - 06/16/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

oh,


and just thank god elephants dont fly


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: goobler]
    #5757577 - 06/16/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Metro


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: tripz]
    #5757586 - 06/16/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

sorry to hear that you are


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5757937 - 06/16/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you are tanning for your boy toy then its pretty gay to tan.

If you are tanning because it is just too hot to anything else then hey what ever.

If you are tanning because you care what people think of you then thats pretty gay but not in such a gay way but as in more of a metrosexual way....


If i am at the beach and just got out of the water then i lay out in the sun.

If i am at work and its hot out then i got my shirt off and i get a tan.


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5758044 - 06/16/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Corporal Kielbasa said:
If you are tanning because you care what people think of you then thats pretty gay but not in such a gay way but as in more of a metrosexual way....






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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5758165 - 06/16/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Is that you Randal?  :lol:


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #21454807 - 03/25/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

My opinion about this is if mens go to tanning its really not a gay thing for me we shouldn't judge guys whom goes tanning because we really don't know the story behind it well maybe because  tanning  makes you look better and healthier and tanned girls like tanned guys and guys will always do whatever it takes to look good for the ladies. Some men said that tanning helps them with their acne. there are so many reasons so we shouldn't really misjudged them :smile:


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: JennaTurner]
    #21455029 - 03/25/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Being Sicilian I don't burn unless I'm outside on a 10 UV index for hours and hours on end.  During the summer I try to get at least an hour a day.  Other times im at the beach from 9-5.  I love being outside in general but tabning helps release chemicals that make you feel good.  I look it as a free high that also makes me look super sexy.  Gotta love summer :wink:


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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #21455034 - 03/25/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I have my shorts hiked up and I'm soaking...




Only broads should use this particular turn of phrase.


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