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RandalFlagg
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What is your opinion on male tanning?
#5753637 - 06/15/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nobody would think twice about seeing a woman out tanning in the sun. But, what about guys?
I've been laying out the past couple of weeks. I have my shorts hiked up and I'm soaking up every inch of sun that I can get. I like the feel of the sun and I certainly could use it because I am pale as hell from living in one of the cloudiest cities in the country.
One day a woman walked into my yard and I was mortified that I, a guy, was caught tanning. It was like some deep social shame or something. I was just wondering what your opinions were on this matter.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753645 - 06/15/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get to lay our nekkid any time I want, the only people that will see it are the cops in the helicopters looking for pot fields... I really wish I could do a goatse for them
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5753648 - 06/15/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should mow goatse into your lawn.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753650 - 06/15/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck em, but I hear ya. I used to find myself getting up a lot when I was tanning and walking around my back yard pretending I was doing something useful. Now I have an 8ft cedar fence around my back yard and I have a pretty nice pool too (30X15 and 8ft deep), so I don't worry what anyone things.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753657 - 06/15/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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your avatar says it all 
nothin wrong with soakin in the sun
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: You should mow goatse into your lawn.
my grass is about 3 feet high, I think it's a solid plan, I'm gonna hook up the bush hog and do it if I can get a good view from one of the hills, I'll post pics
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753662 - 06/15/06 01:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I thought you meant in a tanning salon or a spray booth. Which is a little metrosexual but thats ok.
Male tanning is fine. unless ur trying to tan your junk. then thats kinda weird.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: barfightlard]
#5753665 - 06/15/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My opinion is that it is bad for you.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5753667 - 06/15/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rhysaboveit said: I thought you meant in a tanning salon or a spray booth. Which is a little metrosexual but thats ok.
fake bakes just look bad regardless of the sex or orientation
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753669 - 06/15/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get my tan by being outside, doing things, not just laying there like a dipshit bum. Male tanning is for metros.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753679 - 06/15/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I could use a tan, I'm white as a ghost right now.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753694 - 06/15/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I ever tell you guys about that one time I burned my starfruit tanning? Well... that hurt.
jk
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Cowgold]
#5753719 - 06/15/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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im glad i got native american in me i tan pretty easily and never burn
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753724 - 06/15/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Does that apply to your balls too?
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
Penguarky Tunguin said: Male tanning is for metros.
Crap...I knew it. I just didn't want to admit it.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5753876 - 06/15/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No it's not. Just be shameless... someone don't like you tannin? Fuck em.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: eris]
#5753881 - 06/15/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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they do kinda look tan dont they
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753887 - 06/15/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah, I was kind of wondering if you were tea baggin the tanning bed or not.
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: eris]
#5753891 - 06/15/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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nah im all natural i just flop em out while im outside so they get some sun
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Re: What is your opinion on male tanning? [Re: Dobie]
#5753902 - 06/15/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dobie said: im glad i got native american in me i tan pretty easily and never burn
I get pretty red/brown but I've only burned once, i was in a small raft on the tennessee river all day
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