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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5752062 - 06/15/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mmmm...Taco Bell.


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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5752121 - 06/15/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
The one year I was at college, I stayed in a dorm, which happened to be an all males dorm, and we basically had a huge shower area, about 7 divided shower areas with the same coverage as a bathroom stall, so there was room beneath the dividers.
Each division had its own drain, but it wasn't a perfect system. So, on the rare day that I actually wake up for class AND take a shower, this douchebag from down the hall gets in the stall next to me and starts masturbating furiously. I try to shower as quickly as possible, trying to not think about the slapping sounds. So, as I am grabbing my towel from the hook and drying off, I hear him spitting, very loudly, like almost cartoonish PTOOEY's. Luckily I was out of his water flow as I watched globs of semen cascade into my stall and into my drain.

The guy was trying to cover up his ejaculation, and thinking he was sneaky about it, by assuming someone would mistake his semen for spit. Later that day I took a huge Taco Bell dump in front of his door and smeared some on his doorknob.





hahah

you gotta check out this video clip...these crazy ohio people!! this local news channel setup a hidden camera sting to catch kids and adults pulling up porn on the library computers. they catch this one guy actually jacking off in plain view on camera, they show it blurred of course. the news guy confronts him then in front of his house. the guy's parents freak out. at the end the librarian tells news guy they have kicked the dude out for jacking before... he must have signed a release, cuz they show his face.
http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/11739


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5752129 - 06/15/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rotfl: Thanks for sharing that link.


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