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Icelander
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America the beautiful
#5749566 - 06/14/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I love America, her secret's safe with me And I know her wicked ways The parts you never see
Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although you have a reputation Can I afford to move above my station I'm not the only heart you've conquered
And I love America, but boy can she be cruel And I know how tall she is Without her platform shoes
Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although at times it might seem awkward Don't run away, oh don't you recognize me I'm not the only heart you've conquered
And I kissed America, when she was fleecing me She knows I understand that she needs to be free And I miss America and sometimes she does too And sometimes I think of her When she is fucking you
I love America Yo siempre he confiado en ti [=I have always trusted you] I love America Por que me tratas asi? [=Why do you treat me like this?]
Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although your pants are round your ankles And when you're down, I'll be your Dirty Harry It will be just like in the movies
Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although at times it might seem awkward Don't look away, I'll be your teenage fanclub I'm not the only heart you've conquered
David Byrne Lyrics
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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WhiteRabbitt
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Re: America the beautiful [Re: Icelander]
#5749636 - 06/14/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, cuz I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home. And I love cheesecake.
So I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes, and they said 'You're hired!'
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake so I pulled over and opened the truck and I got a cheesecake, and I also took one for later, and I took one for my friend Farmboy, and I took one to bring home, and by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes so I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes, so I take five cakes to eat on the way, and I drive another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes, and a cheesecake for dessert. I should point out, by the way, that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot but I'm not really sorry because they were very delicious cheesecakes. -Cheesecake truck song
-------------------- You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees.
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Icelander
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You gotta stop eatin that shit, you'll have a heart attack.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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