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If someone offered you these two choices...
#5745694 - 06/13/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're being held at gunpoint, the dude has give you two options:
1) Take 10 grams of mushrooms and roam downtown los angeles for the entire trip. (remember, you havent prepared for this)
2) Get shot in the leg, once.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745700 - 06/13/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd take the shrooms then laugh at him when my Lexapro blocks all the effects.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745731 - 06/13/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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1, although there wouldn't be much wandering involved. More like curling up in the fetal-position in an alley of downtown Los Angeles.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Dreamer987]
#5745740 - 06/13/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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take the booms and get to a hospital for some damn valium FAST
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745754 - 06/13/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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take em and then do tons of smack. i'd be fine
btw, this thread is so stupid
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745755 - 06/13/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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downtown LA aint shit.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Vvellum]
#5745767 - 06/13/06 01:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'd take the shrooms and make my way to the hospitol before insanity kicked in.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745772 - 06/13/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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#1. I really hate pain.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5745778 - 06/13/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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zippoz said: take the booms and get to a hospital for some damn valium FAST
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745782 - 06/13/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah what caliber are we talking about anyway? Fresh or dried mushrooms? Not enough info man. But I'm glad you got people thinking about such an important issue.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ythan]
#5745793 - 06/13/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're not allowed to go to a hospital.
You gotta roam the streets... the dude will be watching you closely.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745801 - 06/13/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Then I'd still take the mushies.....wait...which part of my leg?
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ythan]
#5745805 - 06/13/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think he's threatening you.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5745810 - 06/13/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i dunno... the shin.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745819 - 06/13/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745821 - 06/13/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ouch.
I think I'm strong minded enough to handle the dose. If not...Idl ask him to shoot me, then I'd have to go to the hospital.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: TheHateCamel]
#5745822 - 06/13/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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umm, id tell him that i would take the shrooms, and when he handed them to me accidentially drop them. then while i was picking them up, i would grab my knife and slice the tendon on the bacck of his ankle, he would fall in excrusiating pain, and i would take his gun from him, make him eat the shrooms, and then call the cops 
tripping in the hospital, being interrogated by the cops, bleeding
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745824 - 06/13/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ginseng1 said: 1) Take 10 grams of mushrooms and roam downtown los angeles for the entire trip. (remember, you havent prepared for this)
I'd go for this, hell it's only one dose unless you're a light weight, my last 'heroic' trip was 17 grams and then I watched horror movies.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: dr_gonz]
#5745839 - 06/13/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fellaz you need to start eating them dry!
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745846 - 06/13/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd take the 10 gram dry trip. Hell, I've done the equivalent dose dozens of times with Psilocybe semilanceata
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5745850 - 06/13/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zippoz said: umm, id tell him that i would take the shrooms, and when he handed them to me accidentially drop them. then while i was picking them up, i would grab my knife and slice the tendon on the bacck of his ankle, he would fall in excrusiating pain, and i would take his gun from him, make him eat the shrooms, and then call the cops 
tripping in the hospital, being interrogated by the cops, bleeding
great plan
*bang*
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745853 - 06/13/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ginseng1 said: Fellaz you need to start eating them dry!
mine was a 17 gram trip, dry shrooms, I normaly dose about 8-10 grams, 4 just gives me a light body buzz
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Amatoxin]
#5745861 - 06/13/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Did you roam the busy streets on that dose during the peak?
The option wasnt to eat the 10 grams and go lie down on your bed and listen to radiohead and make little swirlies in the air.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5745865 - 06/13/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Ginseng1 said: Fellaz you need to start eating them dry!
mine was a 17 gram trip, dry shrooms, I normaly dose about 8-10 grams, 4 just gives me a light body buzz
I dont doubt you, but you weigh like 300 lbs dont u?
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745895 - 06/13/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ginseng1 said: Did you roam the busy streets on that dose during the peak?
that night I watched horror flicks, signs is a great movie when you're peaking, I have dealt with cops while tresspassing on 10 hits of some good liquid, did a 12 gram trip at a couple punk clubs (metroplex and 688) and wandered the streets
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Ginseng1 said: I dont doubt you, but you weigh like 300 lbs dont u?
I'm 168 now, I was 125 until about 2 years ago, fuckin' marriage
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5745918 - 06/13/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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fat bastard 
*edit* just googled that, 168 pounds = 12 stone. I'm the same weight lolzzz
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Amatoxin]
#5746029 - 06/13/06 02:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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fatty
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5746054 - 06/13/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I ate like, 22 grams at the Deer Creek Dead Show in 1989... I'd do the shrooms..
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: JiggleThaHandle]
#5746230 - 06/13/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i have a high tolerance and ive eaten 11 grams before so 10 is nothing compared to getting shot in the leg...
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: AliceDee]
#5747183 - 06/13/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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downtown LA is probably the least scariest/least intimidating major metropolis in the country.
can we change it to watts?
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Phoshaman]
#5747189 - 06/13/06 08:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always wanted a battle wound... can i do both?
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5747211 - 06/13/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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come on, 10g in downtown LA, it would be fantastic. I'd say "thank you" and skip away giggling. I've only driven around LA, but it seems like a fine place to roam. Minneapolis has more murders per capita.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5747213 - 06/13/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd beg him to give me both.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5747327 - 06/13/06 08:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is this armed shroom pusher anyone I know?.... god he sounds familliar....
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: superblingtheory]
#5747364 - 06/13/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd take the 10 grams, and then I'd ask him to shoot me while I'm peaking. That could make for a pretty memorable experience.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5747377 - 06/13/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn right it could- where's my 44? Get busy living.....
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: superblingtheory]
#5747415 - 06/13/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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10 free grams of shrooms. Could that be doubled.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5747473 - 06/13/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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first off all, id like to thank you for this awe-inspiring post
secondly id like to say that i would simply click my heels together and escape to a different land, or ride my magic carpet away since the chance of such a situation occuring are similar in probability to the ones i just mentioned
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: evolprim]
#5747496 - 06/13/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you have to eat the 10 grams before you can do that
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: poke smot!]
#5747912 - 06/13/06 11:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've eaten mushrooms and wandered around downtown LA at night before. It went well. There are a lot of homeless people but they're mostly junkies/despondent types, and aren't threatening at all. If they ask you for change or try to hustle you, you can just say no. I've never had a problem there.
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