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Ginseng1
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If someone offered you these two choices...
#5745694 - 06/13/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're being held at gunpoint, the dude has give you two options:
1) Take 10 grams of mushrooms and roam downtown los angeles for the entire trip. (remember, you havent prepared for this)
2) Get shot in the leg, once.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745700 - 06/13/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd take the shrooms then laugh at him when my Lexapro blocks all the effects.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745731 - 06/13/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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1, although there wouldn't be much wandering involved. More like curling up in the fetal-position in an alley of downtown Los Angeles.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Dreamer987]
#5745740 - 06/13/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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take the booms and get to a hospital for some damn valium FAST
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745754 - 06/13/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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take em and then do tons of smack. i'd be fine
btw, this thread is so stupid
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745755 - 06/13/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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downtown LA aint shit.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Vvellum]
#5745767 - 06/13/06 01:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'd take the shrooms and make my way to the hospitol before insanity kicked in.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745772 - 06/13/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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#1. I really hate pain.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5745778 - 06/13/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zippoz said: take the booms and get to a hospital for some damn valium FAST
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745782 - 06/13/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah what caliber are we talking about anyway? Fresh or dried mushrooms? Not enough info man. But I'm glad you got people thinking about such an important issue.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ythan]
#5745793 - 06/13/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're not allowed to go to a hospital.
You gotta roam the streets... the dude will be watching you closely.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745801 - 06/13/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Then I'd still take the mushies.....wait...which part of my leg?
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ythan]
#5745805 - 06/13/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think he's threatening you.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5745810 - 06/13/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i dunno... the shin.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745819 - 06/13/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Edited by pac_man (06/17/06 09:44 AM)
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745821 - 06/13/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ouch.
I think I'm strong minded enough to handle the dose. If not...Idl ask him to shoot me, then I'd have to go to the hospital.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: TheHateCamel]
#5745822 - 06/13/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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umm, id tell him that i would take the shrooms, and when he handed them to me accidentially drop them. then while i was picking them up, i would grab my knife and slice the tendon on the bacck of his ankle, he would fall in excrusiating pain, and i would take his gun from him, make him eat the shrooms, and then call the cops 
tripping in the hospital, being interrogated by the cops, bleeding
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5745824 - 06/13/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ginseng1 said: 1) Take 10 grams of mushrooms and roam downtown los angeles for the entire trip. (remember, you havent prepared for this)
I'd go for this, hell it's only one dose unless you're a light weight, my last 'heroic' trip was 17 grams and then I watched horror movies.
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Re: If someone offered you these two choices... [Re: dr_gonz]
#5745839 - 06/13/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fellaz you need to start eating them dry!
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