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Offlineslaphappy
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Registered: 10/29/04
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You'll never make it...
    #5744850 - 06/13/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

...so you might as well just give up.

Get down with the program,
get outta here,
get into the system,
get away from your daily routines,
get new, for-
get old,
be-
little.

Him, you, her, it makes no difference to me ... unless its me.

Lets all try to be as important and preachy as we can, lets all help eachother, lets all share our hardearned truths about this fallacy of an epiphany. Lets just get ahead of ourselves and start acting, rather than being halfwit knowitalls on teh www.intraweb.com .

Lets all stop smoking pot, and win the drug-war.

Lets all stop eating shrooms, and find ourselves.

Lets all stop drinking, and win the drug-war.

Lets all stop stopping, and win the begin.

Lets all stop breathing until we all understand that we are all self-absorbed, self-understanding, self-realized, self-perpetualized and selfish to the bone.

Lets admit that we don't really give a shit.

Lets admit that our feelings are preprogrammed behaviour scripts designed by "them". Lets stop taking our thoughts for true. Lets stop assuming there even is a truth. Lets stop for a second.

Lets just chill the fuck out, lets just sit down and think. Lets just hear what we have to say to ourselves.

Talking is something you do to others, when you can't understand a word of it yourself.

You are me.

I am psychotic. I am crazy. I am weasel. I am thief. I am liar. I am adulterer. I am pathetic. I am evil. I am cynic. I am scared. I am stupid. I am dumb. I am worthless. I am nobody. I am nothing. I am a piece of shit. I am not a dime a dozen. I am as unique as everyone else. I shit. My shit smells. I sweat. My sweat smells. I have a penis, and sometimes that smells too. My ballhairs and asshairs itch from time to time. Sometimes I go days without showering. I rarely brush my teeth. I am dirty. I am dirt. I am the shit.

I don't exist.  :evil:

I am the happiest man alive.

You do the math.  :cool:


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The argent messenger of truth beyond truth, the antithesis of life, cruel and bleak as interstellar space, pulseless and frozen as absolute zero, dazzling with the frost of irrefragable logic and unforgettable fact.


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InvisibleLunarEclipse
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Re: You'll never make it... [Re: slaphappy]
    #5745071 - 06/13/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"I am the happiest man alive.

You do the math."

I did. The result came back "Dividing by zero is not allowed."

OK, I admit I really don't give a shit. Can't say "we really don't give a shit" because I don't want to put more words in your mouth. You seem to have a bad case of verbal diarrhea as it is...


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Anxiety is what you make it.


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Offlineleery11
I Tell You What!

Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 5,998
Last seen: 8 years, 9 months
Re: You'll never make it... [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #5745103 - 06/13/06 08:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Pessimism only gets you to pessimism.

But a realistic approach at the limitations of human existence is good.

We are all me.

Interestingly.
mE upside down is wE


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I am the MacDaddy of Heimlich County, I play it Straight Up Yo!

....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!


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