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Anyone speak Spanish?
    #5743853 - 06/12/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm tutoring this girl tomorrow, but I'm not sure what exactly to teach. She's at like the "spanish 3" level, so I'm thinking the past tense like preterite and imperfect...anyone know what else was taught around that point in spanish class? Indirect objects and all that good shit? Was that spanish 4...?


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Room4Shroom]
    #5743859 - 06/12/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Teach her how to order tacos at Casa Bonito!


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Yarry]
    #5743937 - 06/12/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

teach how to suck cock in spanish


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: AliceDee]
    #5743946 - 06/12/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Make sure she can roll her r's, ive had many a good night teaching that to women


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: TheCow]
    #5743952 - 06/12/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

3rd base? That's when you take her shirt off and grab boobies.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: AliceDee]
    #5743959 - 06/12/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mon petite chou- do not fret- Come into my tanier d'opium and unwind.  Jaques has arrived! (No- seriously I have no clue but I really wish you luck- nice of you to tutor someone (unless you are AliceDee....)..... :eatadick:


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: superblingtheory]
    #5744019 - 06/12/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

By the way AliceDee and myself said the same thing, just a bourgeosie version vs the peoples version


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Room4Shroom]
    #5744027 - 06/12/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just finished Spanish 3 this year. I really don't remember much of anything. I think we just worked on subjunctive and its many uses.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: TheCow]
    #5744032 - 06/12/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Aww...I know deep down that you would let a tutored girl go down on you in a hyper-vulnerable environment in lieu of education any day, friend.  You can count on it! :tongue2:


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: superblingtheory]
    #5744038 - 06/12/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Just making sure you express hatred fairly


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: TheCow]
    #5744063 - 06/12/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Damn skippy.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: superblingtheory]
    #5744109 - 06/12/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

try teaching here the future tense(u know where u just add letters like e, as, a, amos and an to the end of a complete verb, depending on what the verb ends in-er, ar ir.....) so heres an example
hablar

hablare hablaramos
hablaras
hablara hablaran

and teach her the subjuntive, thats always important
hope this helps
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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #5744119 - 06/12/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I think future tense was mostly Spanish II.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5744308 - 06/12/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

aveces yo puedo hablar espanol, cuando me mirran los mujeres hermosas, hay una cosa que quiero a dicir a ellas,

"todo que quiero en este vida, esta a caminar contigo atras la playa, mano en mano, debjo los estrellas y la luna. Para ti, voy darte todo de me corazon" :heart:

pero no me voy a decir lo antes la tiempo correcto, y solo decir lo a la chicka quien me amor.


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5744329 - 06/12/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

pero, cuando me fue a mexico, una any ya, el solo cosa qual me diga es, " se puede vende me voydicina, tengo mucho miedo, y algiuen robasteme pillas, puede vende mi algo Valium?

y, los docotores se dijan mi,

no no puedo, esta controlada, no puedo vender lo a ti, :frown:

y dispues, my fui a la tienda para comprar grande coronas, y sentar a la playa leendo una libro bueno, eschuando a las holas, debajo la sol. en paz.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5744338 - 06/12/06 11:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Arrenca la grasa! Aie!


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5744345 - 06/12/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

oi, se puede vende me algo mota?
solomente quiero una media bolsa, porque etoy regressando a los estados unidos, y no puedo fumar todo de este kilo antes regressando....


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5744400 - 06/12/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Showoff! :razz:


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5744406 - 06/12/06 11:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, im really not that great at understanding what the hell mexicans are saying though... shame


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Room4Shroom]
    #5744437 - 06/12/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Are we talking spanish 3 college level, or HS? Either way, no problem here. I've taken up to "Conversation and Composition" in college, which is an upper intermediate level. Advanced level is more writing 10 page papers on Don Quixote. No thanks.

If you need help, send me an IM. PM me for my AIM screen name. I'm not giving it out here. You fuckers will ask me how to find shrooms, and I hate getting IMs about that.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: superblingtheory]
    #5744468 - 06/12/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

chupe me pene


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: AliceDee]
    #5744525 - 06/13/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'd rather not.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5744558 - 06/13/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Interesante, comprendo mucho de su habla.  Mas que pensamiento puedo. :wexican:


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5744644 - 06/13/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

interesant, muchacho.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Gumby]
    #5744649 - 06/13/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dear thread,

why didn't the first person to post in here reply with "que (upsidedown question mark)"?

sincerly,
el hombre con tres piernas


Edited by psilocyberin (06/13/06 12:52 AM)


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5744651 - 06/13/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

this is fun :smile:

esta muy tarde, y no hay cervezas, que lastima,

estoy bien a hablando en el presente, pero cuando esta tiempo a hablar de el passado, no se como a dicir lo


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Gumby]
    #5744652 - 06/13/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Cago en tu leche.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5744654 - 06/13/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

What about milk?


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5744657 - 06/13/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Me cago en las tetas de la Virgen María para que el Niño Jesús chupe mierda.

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/spanish.htm


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5760622 - 06/17/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

can anyone recommend a good way to teach yourself Spanish? I don't really have time to take a class, but was looking for the best thing to get started with. There seems to be alot of silly tapes and videos, wasn't sure what would actually be worth renting or buying.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: clepto4peace]
    #5760629 - 06/17/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5760647 - 06/17/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Spanish 3, teach her conditional, future, also COMMANDS! The imperative form is relatively easy so make sure she knows that. Also make sure she knows her preterite and present tenses. If you have time, past and present perfect are always good to know. Work on direct and indirect object pronouns, also adjectives(i.e. grande-->gran, rapido-->rapidamente). Maybe an introduction to the present subjunctive.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Hawkeye3]
    #5760688 - 06/17/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

No tienen ni idea de hablar español, espero que mi inglés no sea tan malo en comparación :lol:


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #5760898 - 06/17/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ajajaja, es divertido ver a los gringos intentando hablar español.

English is easier than spanish though... we have lots of verbal forms and irregular rules, also our slang is way more complicated.


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: AngeloWish]
    #5761000 - 06/17/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

For sure, they also speak only latina american spanish, Spaniard spanish is quite different...

O no guey?


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Re: Anyone speak Spanish? [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #5761023 - 06/17/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Spanish 3 is pretty much anything they can handle after the preterite. There are so many more tenses to learn, but focus on the perfect tenses. He, has, ha, hemos etc... "have done this" "has done this" "will have done this"...


I miss spanish, I took it for 5 years starting 8th grade and I really picked up on it.


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