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OfflinePirate_Patrick
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Seriously wtf...
    #5737992 - 06/11/06 01:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

...happened to me last night?

Last thing I remember is someone buying me a birthday drink at Fabianos. Next thing I remember is waking up in front of my PC still drunk.

So inbetween about 11pm and 6:30am, the following happened:

-My left knee hurts and is sore as if the kneecap popped off like it used to do alot.
-I have marks on my ass cheeks and a big red stripe across my lower back.
-My right ear has a scab on it. I took the scab off and it bled like fucking crazy.
-I have a minor pucture wound on my right shin.
-I have a have drank beer sitting on the counter. I havent purchased beer for my place in a long time.

Damn alcohol.


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: Seriously wtf... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
    #5737995 - 06/11/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You got owned.


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OfflineMaverick
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Re: Seriously wtf... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5737998 - 06/11/06 01:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You got raped in the anus.  Didn't you notice how sore your butthole was?  You're very tight.

:wink:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Seriously wtf... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
    #5738000 - 06/11/06 01:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Pirate_Patrick said:
...happened to me last night?
-I have marks on my ass cheeks and a big red stripe across my lower back.





no comment


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Offlinemockeylock
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Re: Seriously wtf... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
    #5738018 - 06/11/06 01:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Good times....Good times....


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