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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
    #5736786 - 06/11/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

210 pound balsl no way

prove it


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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
    #5736788 - 06/11/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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SpicyTunaRoll said:
210 pound balsl no way

prove it







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Re: LNC [Re: MrSinister]
    #5736799 - 06/11/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: LNC [Re: MrSinister]
    #5736806 - 06/11/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Those are some big, dirty, nasty, black looking balls. :lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5736807 - 06/11/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

oh ya that guy who can sit on his balls. IT must be quite a scene when he cums...


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Re: LNC [Re: theuser]
    #5736814 - 06/11/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rotfl:

That's fucking wild. :thumbup:


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Re: LNC [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5736824 - 06/11/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

elephantitis?

fuck dude thats weird hahahahs


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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
    #5736829 - 06/11/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Here darling,come have a seat next me on on my left testicle.I dont bite


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Re: LNC [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5736834 - 06/11/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'd like to do a running punt on those things and see what happens. I'd probably break my foot on them.


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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
    #5736838 - 06/11/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

they weigh more thgan his obdy


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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
    #5736847 - 06/11/06 01:31 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'd probably kill myself if my balls were that big. I wouldn't be able to deal with that shit.


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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
    #5736849 - 06/11/06 01:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Your foot would most likely plunge into them.Sorta like a visco elastic memory cell scrotum


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Re: LNC [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5736850 - 06/11/06 01:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

shotgun to the mouth?


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Re: LNC [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5736853 - 06/11/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hey i made a comment in OTD and i don't know if they took it serious, but this is the gods honest truth.. I was wasted drunk one night coming back from a bar with 3 friends, just half passed out in ah passenger seat.. A cop stopped us, and to make a long story short, my friend got a DWI, and me and the other two had to go to a detox cell cause when he asked me my name, i couldn't tell him anything other then "i am drunk pig" :lol:

Well after about 6 hrs i wake up in the cell, and look over to the other side.. There is a guy sitting in the corner in just a coat, who looked like the biggest fucking molester fiend you have ever seen.... After finding out i was in a jail cell,I asked my friend whats the deal with the guy over there.. They told me he was brought in like an hr before i woke up, naked.. They had heard he got ripped on Acid, and was caught out in a field, standing on a rock, fucking a cow.. When i looked over at the dude, he gave me a small smile, and hide his face..    :rotfl:


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Re: LNC [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5736857 - 06/11/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

l:lol:


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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
    #5736866 - 06/11/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

thats a pretty crazy story that sucks for your friend that got the DWI but a guy standing on a rock fucking a cow is fucking crazy  :grin:


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Re: LNC [Re: MrSinister]
    #5736867 - 06/11/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hahahaHDWQAHFRENT54


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Re: LNC [Re: MrSinister]
    #5736868 - 06/11/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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MrSinister said:
Hey i made a comment in OTD and i don't know if they took it serious, but this is the gods honest truth.. I was wasted drunk one night coming back from a bar with 3 friends, just half passed out in ah passenger seat.. A cop stopped us, and to make a long story short, my friend got a DWI, and me and the other two had to go to a detox cell cause when he asked me my name, i couldn't tell him anything other then "i am drunk pig" :lol:

Well after about 6 hrs i wake up in the cell, and look over to the other side.. There is a guy sitting in the corner in just a coat, who looked like the biggest fucking molester fiend you have ever seen.... After finding out i was in a jail cell,I asked my friend whats the deal with the guy over there.. They told me he was brought in like an hr before i woke up, naked.. They had heard he got ripped on Acid, and was caught out in a field, standing on a rock, fucking a cow.. When i looked over at the dude, he gave me a small smile, and hide his face..    :rotfl:




oh holy merceless god I didnt know you were serious.:rotfl:

Remember kids,only fuck those cows on LSD


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Re: LNC [Re: MrSinister]
    #5736870 - 06/11/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I believe you totally, here is a well know story, well in Chicago land




It's the true story of a man who snuck into Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo at night and decided to have a little tete-a-tete with Daisy, the cow of the Farm-in-the-Zoo, and the police caught him. Radio station WLUP DJ Jonathan Brandmeier interviewed one of the policemen involved with this, and made comments like, ""It's the cow! She's a floozie!"" and such, and wrote his own song about the incident. However, I have mine."

"Went one day down to Lincoln Park Zoo, Daisy the cow gave a seductive ""moo,""

Knew right then that it would be all right, To have fun with Daisyjust around midnight.

Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a young calf should. A-huh.

Daisy makes cold human blood run hot, Keeper of the zoo screaming that I should be shot! Must I be just cause it feels all right, Humping on old Daisy just around midnight?

Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a brown cow should. A-huh.

I bet your mama was a pure Holstein, And all her boy friends were bulls so mean.

I'm no rancher but I know what I like, Too bad the pigs caught
me just around midnight.

Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a brown cow should.

I say moo, moo, moo, moo! How come you, how come you taste so good?
Moo, moo, moo, moo!Just like a, just like a brown cow should! Moo, moo, moo, moo! Yeah!


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Re: LNC [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5736874 - 06/11/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

God damnit. I called the police like 20 minutes ago, and the neighbours are still being noisy as fuck. Any suggestions?


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