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Atheist
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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
#5736786 - 06/11/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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210 pound balsl no way
prove it
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MrSinister
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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
#5736788 - 06/11/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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SpicyTunaRoll said: 210 pound balsl no way
prove it
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eris
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Those are some big, dirty, nasty, black looking balls.
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theuser
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oh ya that guy who can sit on his balls. IT must be quite a scene when he cums...
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Re: LNC [Re: theuser]
#5736814 - 06/11/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's fucking wild.
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Atheist
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elephantitis?
fuck dude thats weird hahahahs
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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
#5736829 - 06/11/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Here darling,come have a seat next me on on my left testicle.I dont bite
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eris
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I'd like to do a running punt on those things and see what happens. I'd probably break my foot on them.
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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
#5736838 - 06/11/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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they weigh more thgan his obdy
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: LNC [Re: Atheist]
#5736847 - 06/11/06 01:31 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd probably kill myself if my balls were that big. I wouldn't be able to deal with that shit.
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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
#5736849 - 06/11/06 01:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your foot would most likely plunge into them.Sorta like a visco elastic memory cell scrotum
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Atheist
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shotgun to the mouth?
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MrSinister
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Hey i made a comment in OTD and i don't know if they took it serious, but this is the gods honest truth.. I was wasted drunk one night coming back from a bar with 3 friends, just half passed out in ah passenger seat.. A cop stopped us, and to make a long story short, my friend got a DWI, and me and the other two had to go to a detox cell cause when he asked me my name, i couldn't tell him anything other then "i am drunk pig"
Well after about 6 hrs i wake up in the cell, and look over to the other side.. There is a guy sitting in the corner in just a coat, who looked like the biggest fucking molester fiend you have ever seen.... After finding out i was in a jail cell,I asked my friend whats the deal with the guy over there.. They told me he was brought in like an hr before i woke up, naked.. They had heard he got ripped on Acid, and was caught out in a field, standing on a rock, fucking a cow.. When i looked over at the dude, he gave me a small smile, and hide his face..
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eris
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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
#5736866 - 06/11/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats a pretty crazy story that sucks for your friend that got the DWI but a guy standing on a rock fucking a cow is fucking crazy
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MrSinister said: Hey i made a comment in OTD and i don't know if they took it serious, but this is the gods honest truth.. I was wasted drunk one night coming back from a bar with 3 friends, just half passed out in ah passenger seat.. A cop stopped us, and to make a long story short, my friend got a DWI, and me and the other two had to go to a detox cell cause when he asked me my name, i couldn't tell him anything other then "i am drunk pig"
Well after about 6 hrs i wake up in the cell, and look over to the other side.. There is a guy sitting in the corner in just a coat, who looked like the biggest fucking molester fiend you have ever seen.... After finding out i was in a jail cell,I asked my friend whats the deal with the guy over there.. They told me he was brought in like an hr before i woke up, naked.. They had heard he got ripped on Acid, and was caught out in a field, standing on a rock, fucking a cow.. When i looked over at the dude, he gave me a small smile, and hide his face..
oh holy merceless god I didnt know you were serious.
Remember kids,only fuck those cows on LSD
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I believe you totally, here is a well know story, well in Chicago land
It's the true story of a man who snuck into Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo at night and decided to have a little tete-a-tete with Daisy, the cow of the Farm-in-the-Zoo, and the police caught him. Radio station WLUP DJ Jonathan Brandmeier interviewed one of the policemen involved with this, and made comments like, ""It's the cow! She's a floozie!"" and such, and wrote his own song about the incident. However, I have mine."
"Went one day down to Lincoln Park Zoo, Daisy the cow gave a seductive ""moo,""
Knew right then that it would be all right, To have fun with Daisyjust around midnight.
Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a young calf should. A-huh.
Daisy makes cold human blood run hot, Keeper of the zoo screaming that I should be shot! Must I be just cause it feels all right, Humping on old Daisy just around midnight?
Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a brown cow should. A-huh.
I bet your mama was a pure Holstein, And all her boy friends were bulls so mean.
I'm no rancher but I know what I like, Too bad the pigs caught me just around midnight.
Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a brown cow should.
I say moo, moo, moo, moo! How come you, how come you taste so good? Moo, moo, moo, moo!Just like a, just like a brown cow should! Moo, moo, moo, moo! Yeah!
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blacksabbathrulz

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God damnit. I called the police like 20 minutes ago, and the neighbours are still being noisy as fuck. Any suggestions?
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