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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5735382 - 06/10/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it happens to the best of us., again and again and again...


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5736477 - 06/11/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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McKennaDMT said:
Did you give a shit about her talking about her life or did you just want to talk to her in teh hopes of de-pantsing her?

I find it incredibly hard to listen to anyone (especially women) when I don't give a fuck. It's one of the hardest things for me to do is to act interested.




I don't know. I would love to de-pants her, but I would also like to talk her her. She's just so yummy that I don't know what to do with her.


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5736719 - 06/11/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You sound like a girl. Be a man, grab some flesh and get the go ahead or the slap in the face, either way you'll know. And you'll be happy with yourself you were all alpha male and shit and took what you wanted. Rarrr!


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5737324 - 06/11/06 08:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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You sound like a girl. Be a man, grab some flesh and get the go ahead or the slap in the face, either way you'll know. And you'll be happy with yourself you were all alpha male and shit and took what you wanted. Rarrr!




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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5745277 - 06/13/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I love you guys, and you don't suck.

Honestly, that happens to everyone, you should see the stupid things I say and do or for that matter can't even say, because there I am standing mouth agap, thinking "omg I love you, I've only been thinking about you for-ever and now you actually talking to me, ok breathe look cool, god be cool" and then I just puke on them..

hows that for cool?

What I've learned, you can always recover from those awkward situations, even covering someone in cranberry puke, I usually just wait till I run into them again, apologise for being an ass and offer to make it up to them by buying them a coffee or something, ie: coffee date!
I also console myself in the fact that they may not remember that I screwed up, I'm sure I forget alot of stupid things guys have said and done, either that or I thought their nervousness was cute....so you could hope for that too.

:heart:


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5745455 - 06/13/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
You sound like a girl.  Be a man, grab some flesh and get the go ahead or the slap in the face, either way you'll know.  And you'll be happy with yourself you were all alpha male and shit and took what you wanted.  Rarrr!




10-4



You do suck Randal but not for the reasons you think.  :wink:


That crash course with Veritas is waiting for you. :grin: :thumbup: :heart:


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5745485 - 06/13/06 11:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Don't feel bad. I know how you feel to have problems with women.

The fact that I missed out on my single years in high school has made it so that I can not interact with females in any way other than as a friend. It's kind of irritating b/c I know I can be charming and sweet, but only in a platonic manner.

In other words: you're not alone!


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: Redstorm]
    #5745637 - 06/13/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Redstorm said:
Don't feel bad. I know how you feel to have problems with women.





It's the ones that I really like/am attracted to that I seem to have the consistent problems with.  :emocry:


Quote:

Redstorm said:
In other words: you're not alone!




Dorky non-alpha males unite!  :smile:


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5745672 - 06/13/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it happens, try this itll help wiith yor confidence. but dont do it half assedly.

go up to any girl you find some what attractive, strike up a converstaion, get it going for atleast a minute or 2, say you have to go, but ask her to dinner later that night.

youll probably get a lot of girls that will go for it :smile:

and itll build up your confidence, which is a damn good thing.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5745837 - 06/13/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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zippoz said:
go up to any girl you find some what attractive, strike up a converstaion, get it going for atleast a minute or 2, say you have to go, but ask her to dinner later that night.

youll probably get a lot of girls that will go for it :smile:

and itll build up your confidence, which is a damn good thing.




Man...I'm really shy.  I have a hard time doing that kind of stuff.

I dated a hot woman several months ago.  It wasn't super hard to talk to her because she works at my school.  I was able to come up with stuff to talk to her about and to go see her about.  It was one of those rare occurrences where I didn't completely clam up with a hottie.  But, pulling conversation out of my ass with a hottie that I don't know and that I have nothing in common with?  That is a tall order for me.


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5746918 - 06/13/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It's like basketball.

If you suck at basketball, how do you get better.

You play and practise basketball.

If you're ever out looking for a job, get a people one. Like I have been working at a restaurant for the last half year or so. It's done wonders because there are so many co-workers you can talk to and socialize. A lot of those co-workers were girls, and it helped me a lot.

Start lifting some weights to increase the strength of your body AND personality and spirit. Buy some good new clothes. Go fucking get them girls!!!
YEE HAWWW!!!! PUSSY!!!!


hahaha I couldn't resist. Gotta love being a guy, no?


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: adamj]
    #5747388 - 06/13/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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adamj said:
Start lifting some weights to increase the strength of your body AND personality and spirit.





Everybody here keeps saying this. I do work out and I'm actually in pretty decent shape. I'm not afraid to take my shirt off at the beach.

Quote:

adamj said:
If you're ever out looking for a job, get a people one. Like I have been working at a restaurant for the last half year or so. It's done wonders because there are so many co-workers you can talk to and socialize. A lot of those co-workers were girls, and it helped me a lot.




Yeah, that's a good idea. I haven't had an "out in public" job for a while. It might help to build some social skills with 'da hotties.


Edited by RandalFlagg (06/13/06 09:15 PM)


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: Gillette]
    #5747422 - 06/13/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Gillette said:
What I've learned, you can always recover from those awkward situations




Yeah, I'm going to go back out to the same bar this Friday.  I'm sure she'll be there because I think my buddy (which is her friend as well) will be DJ'ing again.  Here's my plan:  I'm going to walk in and smile at her.  I'm going to engage in small talk ("How are you") etc..  Then I'm going to head over to the pool tables and one of my friends that I bring with me will lose miserably so I look like a badass pool shark (I am actually decent at pool anyway).  Then I will buy her a drink and start more in-depth small talk ("Where do you go to school at") etc..

Two hours later....  :doggystyle:

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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5747798 - 06/13/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it helps your conversation skills to put sex out of your mind when talking to a female.

try to look at her as a person with an intersting character that you would like to learn from, instead of a hot sex godess that you want to bang.

If you approach women as people, treat them like friends, and respect their minds and emotions as well as their bodies, your chances of success will be much higher, and your relationships will be more deep and fulfilling.

Try not to think of sex, but instead treat her as a human and get to know her. If she likes you (and she probably does), SHE will direct the relationship towards sex with subtle cues. Its your job as a man to pick up these cues and act on them at the appropriate moment.

You can get super hot chicks that are way out of your league simply by playing it cool and not being a total shag-hound. Instead of directing all of your energy towards getting in her pants, try to direct it towards getting in her head. Figure out what she wants and give it to her if it is within your power to do so. If its a good match, once you are in her head, she will want you in her pants. She'll try to let you know without being direct. Some women are really bad at this, and that's why you have to train yourself to be receptive.

Basically, give the power of sex, the freedom of choice, to them, the women. Then use your mind to guide them to the right choice with that power, ie- your cock.

this is such a rare strategy that it really works on most women, even the super-gorgeous chicks you think are off limits to a guy like you. The hardest part is to be able to tell that its working! You don't know how many opportunities I've blown with beautiful girls simply bcause I didn't realize that my natural charm had them hooked.

The key is perception and timing. The girl I just recently hooked up with is someone I've known for a year at least. Neither one of us realized the other liked us! Since we got together, we've been kicking ourselves for not doing it sooner.

anyway, love can be a frustrating, war-torn battlefield, even for extremely intelligent people who completely understand the rules of the game. Our emotions and minds can overpower us and keep us from our goals. Master yourself, and everything will come to you. At that point, your greatest challenge will be reaching out and grabbing what is yours as it moves by on the conveyor belt.


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5747827 - 06/13/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

zippoz said:
go up to any girl you find some what attractive, strike up a converstaion, get it going for atleast a minute or 2, say you have to go, but ask her to dinner later that night.

youll probably get a lot of girls that will go for it :smile:

and itll build up your confidence, which is a damn good thing.




Man...I'm really shy.  I have a hard time doing that kind of stuff.

I dated a hot woman several months ago.  It wasn't super hard to talk to her because she works at my school.  I was able to come up with stuff to talk to her about and to go see her about.  It was one of those rare occurrences where I didn't completely clam up with a hottie.  But, pulling conversation out of my ass with a hottie that I don't know and that I have nothing in common with?  That is a tall order for me.




thats why im saying only talk for a minute or two, but keep it going, no pauses (of the awkward kind)
and if you do it to 10 strangers, who you are never going to see again, it dosent matter!

and women love confidence, asking them out like that is going to a) flatter them, and b) show them that youre confident.


its fun to do as well
grab a friend from your area and take turns :smile:


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5748057 - 06/14/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Just don't worry about it so much. I used to worry about talking to girls alot but as I realized that they're just a flawed as me it started to come easier. It may not seem very easy but that girl probably said just as much dumb shit as you, you were just too concerned with what you were saying to notice. Or maybe what you thought was dumb shit she didn't think was too dumb, or maybe she saw your anxiety as endearing if she even noticed. So basically just act natural and don't psyche yourself out. Just don't put that pussy on a pedestal.


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: Twister]
    #5751229 - 06/14/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Shit...I need some hardcore advice now.

It turns out that my buddy is not DJ'ing at that bar.  Therefore, I will not see "the girl" this Friday.  I have no clue when I will see her next.

I did however find her Myspace page.  Should I send her a friend's request?  I was thinking of sending the request and then sending a Myspace message to her that had a funny boozing picture (like this Shroomery one):

:restless:

I was going to say something like, "Hey, I remember you when I was all boozed up!"

Does this sound like a good plan?  I'm afraid that I will come across as creepy, desperate, lame, or worse though.  The only time I'm successful with women is when the woman pursues me or when things click naturally enough that neither of us has to do any pursuing.  Whenever I actively pursue women it always seems to go to shit.


Edited by RandalFlagg (06/14/06 09:20 PM)


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5751584 - 06/14/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That's not creepy. Go for it!


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: Redstorm]
    #5751632 - 06/14/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I need at least one or two more affirmatives before I do it.


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Re: God, I fucking suck [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5751737 - 06/14/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

affirmative but you need a better line


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