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Invisibleninetynine
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    #5731894 - 06/09/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out." ~ Bill Maher


"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a licence to behave like an asshole." - Frank Zappa


Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000; 'legal drugs': 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana, 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war? -William A. Turnbow


"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke


"Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." -Abbie Hoffman


"Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin


"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." --Albert Einstein


"Drugs are a bet with the mind." -Jim Morrison


"Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle drugs" -[Scientist]


"Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system." -P.J. O'Rourke


"Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route." -Author Unknown


"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?" -Graffiti


"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -Ronald Reagan


"I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf." -Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. Imagine waking up in the morning and knowing that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Dean Martin


"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." -Winston Churchill


"I swear upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against any form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson


"I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it." -Raymond Chandler


"I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image." ~ Courtney Love


"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." Mitch Hedburg


"I used to have a drug problem but now I make enough money." -David Lee Roth


"If drugs are so dangerous and so destructive, why do they need to chemically analyze your urine and hair for trace amounts to determine if you use them?" -Unknown


"Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem." - Keith Richards


"Marijuana is taken by '.....musicians. And I'm not speaking about good musicians, but the jazz type...' ~ Harry J. Anslinger, Federal Bureau of Narcotics, 1948


"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." -W.C. Fields


"Persons using this narcotic [marijuana] smoke the dried leaves of the plant, which has the effect of driving them completely insane. The addict loses all sense of moral responsibility. Addicts to this drug, while under its influence, are immune to pain, and could be injured without having any realization of their condition. While in this condition they become raving maniacs and are liable to kill or indulge in any form of violence to other persons, using the most savage methods of cruelty without, as said before, any sense of moral responsibility. . . . If this drug is indulged in to any great extent, it ends in the untimely death of its addict." Emily Murphy, Edmonton Canada, 1923, campaigner for cannabis prohibition in Canada


"Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra." -Terri Guillemets


"The smell of opium is the least stupid smell in the world." - Pablo Picasso


"There is a war on drugs, and the people who are ON drugs are winning." --Bill Hicks


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Offlinetheuser
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Re: wikiquote [Re: ninetynine]
    #5731915 - 06/09/06 07:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ha! Good list!


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Re: wikiquote [Re: ninetynine]
    #5731916 - 06/09/06 07:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Nice post.

:bongload: :bongload:


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Re: wikiquote [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5731923 - 06/09/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." Mitch Hedburg


R.I.P. buddy.  :sad: :stoned:


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Re: wikiquote [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5731954 - 06/09/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

beware you "drug users" are all first on the list when marshal law is enforced you will be exterminaded


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: wikiquote [Re: sleepy]
    #5731983 - 06/09/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Post some more scat so you can get banned. :wink:


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Re: wikiquote [Re: sleepy]
    #5731989 - 06/09/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sleepy said:
you will be exterminaded




then the stupid can rule the world


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Re: wikiquote [Re: Nashbar]
    #5731998 - 06/09/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

our president sniffs coke.


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: wikiquote [Re: Nashbar]
    #5732001 - 06/09/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Don't worry, he'll be the first to be extermmidinated.

Last week he posted his full name and address, along with "likes mushrooms" in an attempt to show his net-balls off during a psychotic episode.

They've got a head start on him. :smile:

He has since edited it, but that was the dumbest things I've ever seen someone do on this site.


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Re: wikiquote [Re: king_cobra]
    #5732002 - 06/09/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

king_cobra said:
our president sniffs coke.




then the stupid can rule the world


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Re: wikiquote [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5732005 - 06/09/06 08:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." Mitch Hedburg


R.I.P. buddy.  :sad: :stoned:




Yes, one of my favorite stand-ups


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Re: wikiquote [Re: king_cobra]
    #5732007 - 06/09/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

king_cobra said:
our president sniffs coke.





he just wanted to see what it smells like


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Re: wikiquote [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5732018 - 06/09/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Koala Koolio said:
that was the dumbest things I've ever seen someone do on this site.




master_shake posted his drivers license and bragged about being a big time drug dealing thug


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: wikiquote [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5732032 - 06/09/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha, in the same post?


Yeah, well one time prisoner posted twice in a row instead of using the edit button.

But he redeemed himself by using the reply-to feature correctly. :frown:


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Re: wikiquote [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5732043 - 06/09/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

its no secret everybody has an ip addy theres no anonymous people on here. and it wasnt to show my aballs


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Re: wikiquote [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5732240 - 06/09/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." Mitch Hedburg


R.I.P. buddy.  :sad: :stoned:



:smileyw/priestdoingsignofthecross:


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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
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Re: wikiquote [Re: king_cobra]
    #5732276 - 06/09/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

king_cobra said:
our president sniffs coke.




*sniffed

We want to be "fair and balanced"... :wink:

BTW: Cool list of quotes! :cool:


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: wikiquote [Re: sleepy]
    #5732403 - 06/09/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sleepy said:
its no secret everybody has an ip addy theres no anonymous people on here. and it wasnt to show my aballs




Yeah, except some people hide behind proxies, or other inconvenient things.

And the rest at least rely on the DEA/Police not getting a warrant to retrieve the IP's from shroomery (something that hasn't happened yet)

And then there are those that make it easy by posting their full names and addresses.

There's a difference between:

Potentially not technically completely anonymous
and
Ass-backwards-retarded posts featuring full names and addresses along with "likes mushrooms."


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Re: wikiquote [Re: ninetynine]
    #5732454 - 06/09/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route."

That one's my favorite :thumbup:



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Re: wikiquote [Re: Dankman]
    #5733128 - 06/10/06 02:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Those quotes are totally cool!

Thanks for sharing.


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Re: wikiquote [Re: Abbey_Road]
    #5733294 - 06/10/06 05:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." -W.C. Fields






:lol:


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Re: wikiquote [Re: ninetynine]
    #5747929 - 06/13/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

im breaking my 8888th post to reply in this!

"I dont have a drug problem, I have a drug solution."
~Todcasil


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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