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MadSeasonAbove
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So i'm working at a Cemetery..
#5731146 - 06/09/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow, I wasn't expecting to get a job like this. It's only for the summer, maybe part-time when school starts back up. Main reason I like it, is it's not excruciating, and the job offers medical/dental benefits, pd. 2 weeks vacation for the first year, if I stay.
Day one consisted of putting a women in her final resting site. Mind you she was 300 pounds when she died. So considering dead weight plus the casket, it was a grunter...The day also was filled with conversations with the guy I work with. And ofcourse the subject of God comes up, what are my beliefs, do you think God is human? and so on..How his grandfather has encountered aliens(and his granddaddy would never tell a lie!)
"The devil is everywhere and everyone is on drugs. That damn information superhighway....he's got it to where you can sin at the click of a button."
He's a bit strange, but I guess that comes with the territory. Occasionally I would ask him questions about how the place is operated, any horror stories and whatnot. Well apparently caskets leak bodily fluids, and one time while he was moving a coffin(which he called a butter dish) and the lid wasn't secure and "shit just poured out all over him," he said. Could you imagine the stench? The guy painted a rosy picture for me. I could faintly smell death when we started talking about that, weird. I also asked him how the place held up during hurricane Charley. He said there were caskets and bodies that were being prepared exposed out in the street. Pretty messed up!! The families never knew though, which is good.
Today, we did basic lawn maintenance, trimming around headstones(or, "markers" as he called them). The sun was scorching hot today. Sweat was pouring off me. But the funny thing is, after a while, it seems like any old job, you kind of forget you're working in a cemetery at times, except when you have to lower a casket or place them in the mausoleum. It feels odd putting someone away in their resting place. Here is this total stranger that I never knew, but here I am laying them in their spot for eternity. I am very careful, and respectful of the dead. It may sound weird, but unless you've done it before, there is a very spiritual thing going on that is felt when putting someone away. It's almost as if time stands still when it's happening, a sense of calm. Almost trippy like.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Great post man! Looks like you're gonna get some good life experience with this one. Enjoy.
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sounds like it would be a cool job but sometimes with a twist of shitty
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king_cobra
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Dobie]
#5731336 - 06/09/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i love the calm dreamy atmosphere of cemetaries.
any nice monuments/statues on the new job site?
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I bet some pretty fly young widows go there. Get the key for the mausoleum and you're all set.
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lysergicide
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Adden]
#5731490 - 06/09/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wish I had a job like that. A matter of fact, I live down the street from a cemetary. Maybe a job is just an application away?
P.S. is your pay good?
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Jim


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Mad Season is one of my favorite bands ever...
One thousand times better than Alice in Chains IMO....
I really only liked AIC Unplugged... Layne's voice on the soft stuff was moving, and the lyrics remind me of trying to kick junk...
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Infrared
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731530 - 06/09/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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jar of flies was good overall.. they were gettin alittle more mellow.. but still rockin hard...
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731534 - 06/09/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hell yeah man. "Wake Up" is such a beautiful song.
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Jim


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Im about to post that one!!!! That is my favorite... or Artificial Red...
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Infrared
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731547 - 06/09/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ive never heard mad season.. reccomend me a good album or 2
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Jim


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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731548 - 06/09/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wake Up
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731551 - 06/09/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Right around the 4 minute mark is one of my favorite transitions ever...
Layne breaks into a scream only he could do and Cameron (I beleive it's Matt Cameron from Pearl Jam and Soundgarden) kicks in the tight drum beat. And then McCready comes in, wailing.....yeah.
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731552 - 06/09/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think they released one with layne, and then they at least recorded a second (I think with the vocalist from the screaming trees)....
Get the one with layne...
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731553 - 06/09/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Infrared said: ive never heard mad season.. reccomend me a good album or 2
They only had one album.
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Jim


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Screaming Trees drummer Barrett Martin
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731555 - 06/09/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jim said: Screaming Trees drummer Barrett Martin
Damn. 
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Infrared
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731559 - 06/09/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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cool... im DL'ing it right now
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Jim


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I totally hijacked your thread
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MrMolotov
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731565 - 06/09/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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WoW this thread got jacked.....
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: MrMolotov]
#5731570 - 06/09/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm sure he won't mind.
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Infrared
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: MrMolotov]
#5731588 - 06/09/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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its all his fault.... he picked that name
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731605 - 06/09/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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so what did you think about wake up?
i will post another if people want me too...
Im all jacked right now, so the 3 minutes it takes to uplaod seems like orever...
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Infrared
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731627 - 06/09/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i liked it.. im at 80% done of the entire album... so you dont gotta post any more for me
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Jim


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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731638 - 06/09/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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cool man... I don't remember what kind of music you usually listen too, I'm going to assume its the Dead... there is no shame in that though- Ive listened to the dead far longer than any other band in my life... Two bands that I have always loved are complete opposites.. the Dead and NOFX...
plus you have to throw tool in the mix.
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731718 - 06/09/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jim said: cool man... I don't remember what kind of music you usually listen too, I'm going to assume its the Dead... there is no shame in that though- Ive listened to the dead far longer than any other band in my life... Two bands that I have always loved are complete opposites.. the Dead and NOFX...
plus you have to throw tool in the mix.
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Jim


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worst shirt to ever come from tshirt hell
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731778 - 06/09/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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If this was in OTD I'd link to their most offensive shirt.
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Jim


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mary was a virgin unless you count anal?
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nothing runs like a queer?
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White Flour!
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The koran, Now in Two Ply!
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731843 - 06/09/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Thousands of my potential children DIED on your daughter's face last night."
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Jim


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its not as funny as that one klonopinz website
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731874 - 06/09/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No idea what you're talking about.
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Jim


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google it mofo
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731883 - 06/09/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I really like how we hijacked this thread twice. Into Mad Season and then tshirt hell shit and now something else I'm about to google.
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Jim


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you will love it, I bet...
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: king_cobra]
#5731905 - 06/09/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sorry guys, I guess I've just been posting too much in OTD, where it happens all the time.
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Infrared
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731906 - 06/09/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i listen to lots of shit.. some dead.. not as much as i use to. but i like hardrock/blues/psychedelic indie stuff... anything along those lines. thats what i like to play on my guitar..
ya know, stp/aic/nirvana/pixies/misfits/zepplin/porcupine tree/jimi/stevie ray vaughn
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731910 - 06/09/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Porcupine Tree. Words can't describe them.
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king_cobra
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731911 - 06/09/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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do you like orange goblin?
argh i dont know why i said orange goblin, i meant yawning man. i think you might like them. pretty heavy, with a psychedelic vibe.
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Jim


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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731924 - 06/09/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should listen to liquid tension experiment
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Very neat man. I'm glad you are respectful to their dead bodies. Very cool.
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Infrared]
#5731938 - 06/09/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should listen to liquid tension experiment...
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5731966 - 06/09/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol does the wankery eventually stop? :P
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: king_cobra]
#5731976 - 06/09/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: king_cobra]
#5732409 - 06/09/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ok chav
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: Jim]
#5732422 - 06/09/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: So i'm working at a Cemetery.. [Re: king_cobra]
#5732434 - 06/09/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I saw this thread. I first thought Hitman had made another job thread.
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