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OfflineGSxx83
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Share your funny
    #5730083 - 06/09/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

First time i tripped,
My gf and I were sprawled out on a bed swaying back and forth with constantly giggling.
She kept on mentioning how the white color of the sheets felt sooo good, and i kept on replying "didnt we have this conversation?".
After about what seemed like 2 hours. I looked at the clock, realizing that only 5 minutes passed..
yet somehow, we REALLY did have that conversation about 20 times.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: GSxx83]
    #5730137 - 06/09/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

the first I tripped I stumbled around around a party thinking I was in an alien village, dont remember the rest, that was 8 years ago.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: CptnGarden]
    #5730188 - 06/09/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I remember trippin in my bedroom with 2 buddies

we began watching death videos on the internet

and we started laughing our asses off thinking how these people are dying in fucked up countries

and that we'r the ones in America, watching it on the internet, laughing at them, dude we were giggly as FUCK


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Atheist]
    #5730219 - 06/09/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

thats pretty morbid damn


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5730243 - 06/09/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If I saw ppl dying on mushrooms, I doubt I would be laughing....fuck doesnt matter my state of mind, I would not be laughing. Anyway...The first time I did shrooms.....hmm I think I was in grade 9 and me and 4 buddies ate some at my house. Sweet fuckin trip.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Atheist]
    #5730567 - 06/09/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I can't say I'd ever want to trip again, after coming down if I realized I was laughing at dying people in "fucked up countries" and being "giggly as fuck". If you don't mind getting that kind of results with mushrooms, you're probably the kind of sick fuck that doesn't mind the shit too much in the first place. (why the hell else would you be viewing it anyway?).

Man, that's one of the most fucked up trip stories I've ever heard. Really fucking stupid.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Atheist]
    #5730573 - 06/09/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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SpicyTunaRoll said:
I remember trippin in my bedroom with 2 buddies

we began watching death videos on the internet

and we started laughing our asses off thinking how these people are dying in fucked up countries

and that we'r the ones in America, watching it on the internet, laughing at them, dude we were giggly as FUCK




That is fucking disgusting.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5730617 - 06/09/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Who the fuck are YOU to judge anyone?


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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730801 - 06/09/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

someone who doesnt enjoy watching other ppl dying, lol


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Hell yeah I push the limits and hell yeah thats fucking cool, dope, bad ass and all that, I'm not changing shit, I'm cutting to to the chase and giving u shroom experience report. Real trippers aren't afraid to go beyond there comfort zone "

:rofl:


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #5730908 - 06/09/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

LOL BECAUSE THAT MAEKS U BETTAR THAN SUM1 ELSE LOL


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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730914 - 06/09/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Who the fuck are YOU to judge anyone?




alpharedecho summed it up quite well.

Was your attack directed towards me personally? Do I commonly post about something anywhere near as fucked up as what that guy just said? Or, is this just a general "how dare you judge how someone else likes to trip." thing? Normally, I support that. In this case, this is fucking sick.

I'm guessing it's personal, due to the capital YOU. What the hell is that based on? I must've posted about how I enjoy jerking off to images of babies in food processors or something?

Who am I to judge? Someone with a fucking conscience.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730925 - 06/09/06 02:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
LOL BECAUSE THAT MAEKS U BETTAR THAN SUM1 ELSE LOL




No. It makes me better than at least 2 people in this thread, as you're obviously a 'giggly 0mG that 3hird werld guy blowed up hahahahhah OMG I *SO* don't live there USA USA USA' supporter.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5730948 - 06/09/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Watching people die while tripping would be...different.

First trip, during the come up, I remember thinking "Even if these were poisonous and I died, I wouldn't care, because these last few minutes have been incredible."

During my peak, I tried to write "All of everything is golden right now and I'm loving it" but for some reason I only managed "All of golden right now."

I later wrote "battle axe toads." Made sense at the time.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5730980 - 06/09/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"I must've posted about how I enjoy jerking off to images of babies in food processors or something?"

LOL man there have been some really funny posts today


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5730992 - 06/09/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

shit i member watchin some one gettin talked outta suicide on the tv i was fukk this turn this shit off putt the smurfz back on


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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730999 - 06/09/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
LOL BECAUSE THAT MAEKS U BETTAR THAN SUM1 ELSE LOL



It does in this case.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Zorodius]
    #5731042 - 06/09/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i tripped with a ton of asian kids...2 hours into it they got hungry and wanted to go to a restaurant, 888. it's a viet/chinese place, and inside is one of those really kickass long tables, really nice, all dark wood, and the chairs were dark with red cloth. in the back there was a giant thing on the wall of a dragon...it's very "asian"...haha, in my head i thought it was some asian mafia meeting and stood up and said quite loudly...

"I WANT TO WELCOME THE MEMBERS OF THE DIFFERENT FAMILIES WHO CAME TONIGHT."

...that was kind of funny

i had a white friend there who seemed like he didn't eat chinese food often, all he ordered was an orange juice. it came in a cute little cup, that combined with the fact that he was trying to go outside to make a call and banging on the set of doors that was locked made it pretty ridiculous. they came over and directed him to the entrance...what a dumbass


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Re: Share your funny [Re: mooger32]
    #5731095 - 06/09/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Then all the asians totally died and you and your white friend giggled and it was awesome because you were white and they were asian!

Sorry... couldn't help it. Good story though. Nothing like mushrooms to make someone feel more out of place than they already are. But damn, if that really did happen, someone would be such an ass if they criticized you and your nice white friend for laughing at the dead asians. How dare people judge people, ever.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5731118 - 06/09/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

People die all the time...its not like they aren't going to reincarnate. Apparently, it was their time. YOU choose your life before birth, including death. MHO...

But laughing at death is still...meh...whatever...not totally cool.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: LazyCrash]
    #5731272 - 06/09/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Guys, you see people die every day... If not in real life then in movies and television... I think that just laughing at the fact that they're dying is a bit stupid at best but hey, if someone gets knocked off in a funny way... It's all part of life, might as well accept it rather than be disgusted by it


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Re: Share your funny [Re: StickyWater]
    #5731585 - 06/09/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ah, but koala i'm asian...vietnamese. haha, it was just funny, guess you had to be there


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Re: Share your funny [Re: mooger32]
    #5731676 - 06/09/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you are unable to draw the line between watching someone get killed (fake) in a movie, vs someone getting killed for real -- then thats a pretty sad thing.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: kaniz]
    #5731863 - 06/09/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

lol freaky time was when me and a friend were tripping and we were watching TV and this movie about Eugene Oregon or some shit and these two kids planning a school shooting we watched it and were just like "what the fuck did we just watch" freaky as shit.

one time on i think like 6 grams i was washing my clothes that reeked of weed frantically when there was no reason to freak out. and i was amazed by the bubbles and moving water in the washing machine, needless to say i ended up upside down half inside the washing machine having a absolute blast. it must have been some funny looking shit man heh


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Re: Share your funny [Re: MrMolotov]
    #5731958 - 06/09/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:smile:


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5733291 - 06/10/06 05:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Yeah, I can't say I'd ever want to trip again, after coming down if I realized I was laughing at dying people in "fucked up countries" and being "giggly as fuck". If you don't mind getting that kind of results with mushrooms, you're probably the kind of sick fuck that doesn't mind the shit too much in the first place. (why the hell else would you be viewing it anyway?).

Man, that's one of the most fucked up trip stories I've ever heard. Really fucking stupid.



Wow. Talk about over-reaction.

Who the fuck cares what he does in the privacy of his own home? He's not hurting anyone. He can't change the course of the events by NOT laughing, now can he?

I have a friend who was rolling on the floor pissing himself with laughter as the twin towers fell. That doesn't make him a bad person or someone who's fucked in the head. In fact, he's one of the most straight thinkers I know. He just happened to know that there's nothing he could do about it and that there's really no point in worrying or getting depressed over it.

Please, try thinking rationally before you start making assumption about people you really don't know.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: TurricaN]
    #5733357 - 06/10/06 07:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Man, that's one of the most fucked up trip stories I've ever heard. Really fucking stupid.




Quote:

Wow. Talk about over-reaction.





Freedom of expression also means you can speak your mind about another's expressions.

Koala voices being shocked by what was being said and this happens to be an opinion shared by most of the world population, so it's not as outlandish as you might think.

The giggly bit is the truth about psychedelics that many people rather do not hear: that psychedelics can take you ANYWHERE, not just in places most people think would be OK.

Hippies turned on a general with LSD to "make him see the light". Instead of being smitten by celestial beauty the general rolled out his maps and spent his LSD hours plotting out bombing patterns over Vietnam, fueled by lysergic inspiration and creative problem-solving effects.

Psychedelics can take you ANYWHERE.
You can laugh at people dying, commit suicide, rape someone, plan mass murder like that general, or go wild like the Manson family.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Asante]
    #5733379 - 06/10/06 07:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
The giggly bit is the truth about psychedelics that many people rather do not hear: that psychedelics can take you ANYWHERE, not just in places most people think would be OK.

Hippies turned on a general with LSD to "make him see the light". Instead of being smitten by celestial beauty the general rolled out his maps and spent his LSD hours plotting out bombing patterns over Vietnam, fueled by lysergic inspiration and creative problem-solving effects.

Psychedelics can take you ANYWHERE.
You can laugh at people dying, commit suicide, rape someone, plan mass murder like that general, or go wild like the Manson family.




:thumbup:

Thanks for that.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Asante]
    #5733462 - 06/10/06 08:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Hippies turned on a general with LSD to "make him see the light". Instead of being smitten by celestial beauty the general rolled out his maps and spent his LSD hours plotting out bombing patterns over Vietnam, fueled by lysergic inspiration and creative problem-solving effects.





That's incredible, but I suppose if you have battle plans on the mind, you may make battle plans.

Some people have pretty dark intentions, if you ask me.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: ThreePieceSuit]
    #5733628 - 06/10/06 09:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That is SO well said Wiccan...

About a year ago, I was tripping on some cubes with my normal trip buddy, and one other friend.

The other friend would simply not stop thinking about ways to make money while tripping. He was actually coming up with great ideas. For him, a greedy cheapskate (but still a good person, no doubt, and my friend) this was fine....but for someone like me, it was a trip killer.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: LazyCrash]
    #5734499 - 06/10/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

my first shroom trip nothing exciteing really happend but my first time doing ecstacy i ate 3 tripple stacked number #1's (being the name of the pill) and there ingrediants are all mda and i ate all 3 at the same time and me and my friend were driveing from are hotel to go pick up one of are friends and bam it hit my liek a ton of bricks i was like oooooooooooooooooo yea shit is fun as hell but when we got back to the hotel i noticed it was getign more and more intense i started to peak and out of no where my eyes started twitching and rolin in the back of my head but hwne i got them to stop i went cross eyed for a good liek 2 hours and in the middle of that 2 hours i was freaking the fuck out it took 2 of my friends to lock me in a room with them to calm me down and one of them looks at me and goes hwo many did u take i wa slike i poped three at the same time and he was liek you are an idiot u dont do that your first time and also i was 15 so in my mind i thought either i was ganan be cross eyed for the rest of my life or i was ganna die and they took a towle to whipe me down from all my sweet tand the towel was drenched by the tiem they were done and i was chewing on a straw so much my gums started to bleed like crazy but then i just went into a hot tub and tripped to the marble wals and theres so much more to the story but im mad lazy


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Re: Share your funny [Re: bombin420]
    #5734665 - 06/10/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

watching someone die can be funny. It all depends on who it is and how it happens...


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Re: Share your funny [Re: bombin420]
    #5735039 - 06/10/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You know... there was probably somethign besides MDA in those.

You also know that tripple stacked is a sales pitch, right?


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