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OfflineGSxx83
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Share your funny
    #5730083 - 06/09/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

First time i tripped,
My gf and I were sprawled out on a bed swaying back and forth with constantly giggling.
She kept on mentioning how the white color of the sheets felt sooo good, and i kept on replying "didnt we have this conversation?".
After about what seemed like 2 hours. I looked at the clock, realizing that only 5 minutes passed..
yet somehow, we REALLY did have that conversation about 20 times.


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OfflineCptnGarden
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Re: Share your funny [Re: GSxx83]
    #5730137 - 06/09/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

the first I tripped I stumbled around around a party thinking I was in an alien village, dont remember the rest, that was 8 years ago.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: CptnGarden]
    #5730188 - 06/09/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I remember trippin in my bedroom with 2 buddies

we began watching death videos on the internet

and we started laughing our asses off thinking how these people are dying in fucked up countries

and that we'r the ones in America, watching it on the internet, laughing at them, dude we were giggly as FUCK


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OfflineIamthewalrus
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Re: Share your funny [Re: Atheist]
    #5730219 - 06/09/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

thats pretty morbid damn


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InvisibleHank, FTW
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Re: Share your funny [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5730243 - 06/09/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If I saw ppl dying on mushrooms, I doubt I would be laughing....fuck doesnt matter my state of mind, I would not be laughing. Anyway...The first time I did shrooms.....hmm I think I was in grade 9 and me and 4 buddies ate some at my house. Sweet fuckin trip.


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"I'll blow the hinges off your freakin doors with my trips, level 5 been there, I personally like x, bud, acid and shroom oj, altogether, do that combination, and you'll meet some morbid figures, lol
Hell yeah I push the limits and hell yeah thats fucking cool, dope, bad ass and all that, I'm not changing shit, I'm cutting to to the chase and giving u shroom experience report. Real trippers aren't afraid to go beyond there comfort zone "

:rofl:


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Atheist]
    #5730567 - 06/09/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I can't say I'd ever want to trip again, after coming down if I realized I was laughing at dying people in "fucked up countries" and being "giggly as fuck". If you don't mind getting that kind of results with mushrooms, you're probably the kind of sick fuck that doesn't mind the shit too much in the first place. (why the hell else would you be viewing it anyway?).

Man, that's one of the most fucked up trip stories I've ever heard. Really fucking stupid.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Atheist]
    #5730573 - 06/09/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SpicyTunaRoll said:
I remember trippin in my bedroom with 2 buddies

we began watching death videos on the internet

and we started laughing our asses off thinking how these people are dying in fucked up countries

and that we'r the ones in America, watching it on the internet, laughing at them, dude we were giggly as FUCK




That is fucking disgusting.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5730617 - 06/09/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Who the fuck are YOU to judge anyone?


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InvisibleHank, FTW
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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730801 - 06/09/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

someone who doesnt enjoy watching other ppl dying, lol


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"I'll blow the hinges off your freakin doors with my trips, level 5 been there, I personally like x, bud, acid and shroom oj, altogether, do that combination, and you'll meet some morbid figures, lol
Hell yeah I push the limits and hell yeah thats fucking cool, dope, bad ass and all that, I'm not changing shit, I'm cutting to to the chase and giving u shroom experience report. Real trippers aren't afraid to go beyond there comfort zone "

:rofl:


Edited by alpharedecho (06/09/06 01:37 PM)


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #5730908 - 06/09/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

LOL BECAUSE THAT MAEKS U BETTAR THAN SUM1 ELSE LOL


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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730914 - 06/09/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Who the fuck are YOU to judge anyone?




alpharedecho summed it up quite well.

Was your attack directed towards me personally? Do I commonly post about something anywhere near as fucked up as what that guy just said? Or, is this just a general "how dare you judge how someone else likes to trip." thing? Normally, I support that. In this case, this is fucking sick.

I'm guessing it's personal, due to the capital YOU. What the hell is that based on? I must've posted about how I enjoy jerking off to images of babies in food processors or something?

Who am I to judge? Someone with a fucking conscience.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730925 - 06/09/06 02:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
LOL BECAUSE THAT MAEKS U BETTAR THAN SUM1 ELSE LOL




No. It makes me better than at least 2 people in this thread, as you're obviously a 'giggly 0mG that 3hird werld guy blowed up hahahahhah OMG I *SO* don't live there USA USA USA' supporter.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5730948 - 06/09/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Watching people die while tripping would be...different.

First trip, during the come up, I remember thinking "Even if these were poisonous and I died, I wouldn't care, because these last few minutes have been incredible."

During my peak, I tried to write "All of everything is golden right now and I'm loving it" but for some reason I only managed "All of golden right now."

I later wrote "battle axe toads." Made sense at the time.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5730980 - 06/09/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"I must've posted about how I enjoy jerking off to images of babies in food processors or something?"

LOL man there have been some really funny posts today


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5730992 - 06/09/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

shit i member watchin some one gettin talked outta suicide on the tv i was fukk this turn this shit off putt the smurfz back on


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Re: Share your funny [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5730999 - 06/09/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
LOL BECAUSE THAT MAEKS U BETTAR THAN SUM1 ELSE LOL



It does in this case.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Zorodius]
    #5731042 - 06/09/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i tripped with a ton of asian kids...2 hours into it they got hungry and wanted to go to a restaurant, 888. it's a viet/chinese place, and inside is one of those really kickass long tables, really nice, all dark wood, and the chairs were dark with red cloth. in the back there was a giant thing on the wall of a dragon...it's very "asian"...haha, in my head i thought it was some asian mafia meeting and stood up and said quite loudly...

"I WANT TO WELCOME THE MEMBERS OF THE DIFFERENT FAMILIES WHO CAME TONIGHT."

...that was kind of funny

i had a white friend there who seemed like he didn't eat chinese food often, all he ordered was an orange juice. it came in a cute little cup, that combined with the fact that he was trying to go outside to make a call and banging on the set of doors that was locked made it pretty ridiculous. they came over and directed him to the entrance...what a dumbass


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Re: Share your funny [Re: mooger32]
    #5731095 - 06/09/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Then all the asians totally died and you and your white friend giggled and it was awesome because you were white and they were asian!

Sorry... couldn't help it. Good story though. Nothing like mushrooms to make someone feel more out of place than they already are. But damn, if that really did happen, someone would be such an ass if they criticized you and your nice white friend for laughing at the dead asians. How dare people judge people, ever.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5731118 - 06/09/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

People die all the time...its not like they aren't going to reincarnate. Apparently, it was their time. YOU choose your life before birth, including death. MHO...

But laughing at death is still...meh...whatever...not totally cool.


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Re: Share your funny [Re: LazyCrash]
    #5731272 - 06/09/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Guys, you see people die every day... If not in real life then in movies and television... I think that just laughing at the fact that they're dying is a bit stupid at best but hey, if someone gets knocked off in a funny way... It's all part of life, might as well accept it rather than be disgusted by it


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