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OfflineLloydChristmas
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one of my friends is drivin me kwazy
    #5728254 - 06/08/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

He is such a redneck. The only beer he will drink is Budlight, Budweiser, Bud Select. Chain smokes Marlboros constantly. Watches Nascar. Ford is the only truck. Harleys are the only motorcycle. Listens pretty much only to classic rock. And he is a total homophobe. He is so stuck in his smalltown ways and it's pissin me off. He won't try anything new. We're in college and that's what we're supposed to do. But he bought some good dank so we're cool now. [/rant]


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Re: one of my friends is pissin me off [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5728261 - 06/08/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well marlbs are good


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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5728293 - 06/08/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

bring him to a really faggy party with coolers n shit or buy him a transexual hooker that looks enough like a woman.


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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5728301 - 06/08/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

remind him that harley engines were originally desinged to power water pumps, thus: harleys are mobile water pumps.


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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5728314 - 06/08/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

LloydChristmas said:
he is a total homophobe. He won't try anything new. We're in college and that's what we're supposed to do. [/rant]




some times you gotta get 'em liquored up, maybe slip him a roofie or some E,
E usualy gets bois to kiss on bois. once he trys it, he'll be yours forever


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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: Hanky]
    #5728319 - 06/08/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i like the v-rods. the engines on those are designed by porche, and those crazy germans know how to makes shit fast


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OfflineLloydChristmas
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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5728447 - 06/08/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i guess that one line sounds a lil brokebacky.....but you know what I mean.


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OfflineLloydChristmas
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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5728555 - 06/08/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

oh, and he's one of those corvette fanatics too. To him.....corvette>ferrari, lambo.,anything else fast.


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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5728566 - 06/08/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

does he love kenny chesney?


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OfflineLloydChristmas
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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: Dobie]
    #5728580 - 06/08/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

actually he's really not into country...specially ghey country


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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #5728591 - 06/08/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Does he live in a trailer too? :smirk:

Sounds just like my g/f's parents.


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Re: one of my friends is drivin me kwazy [Re: eris]
    #5728855 - 06/08/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

dude... youre in texas.... it happens :smile:


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