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How do I build my invention???
#5726526 - 06/08/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You know those inventions you see on infomercials?
The ones that make you say 'son of a bitch why didnt I think of that!'
Well the other day I came up with one and it is literally brilliant. I can't say what it is, obviously, but I also have a name for it and the logo.
Any ideas where I can get started with this idea? I have no clue what to do
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Atheist]
#5726530 - 06/08/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get it patented first.
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: trendal]
#5726540 - 06/08/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am with a patenting firm, pm me the idea and details, and we can get you on the road to riches.
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Hank, FTW]
#5726550 - 06/08/06 12:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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alpharedecho said: I am with a patenting firm, pm me the idea and details, and we can get you on the road to riches.
Or you completely steal my idea.
Have a website?
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Atheist]
#5726556 - 06/08/06 12:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just get a patent lawyer, itll be a decent amount of money though. Make sure you know how to make the thing also
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: TheCow]
#5726558 - 06/08/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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And please not another blender or dicer! I cant take watching another commercial about that
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: TheCow]
#5726564 - 06/08/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ya that magic bullet shit with all those actors
have u seen that one?
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Atheist]
#5726568 - 06/08/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man I used to live on those
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: TheCow]
#5726572 - 06/08/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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theyr kind of addicting
i know what u mean
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: TheCow]
#5726590 - 06/08/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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'Does your ass need some shit? Like some cuttin and dicin shit? nigga we got the best slicin shit avaialable outthis mother fucker. Just look at this piece of steel. You think any other fuckin cuttin shit can slice this bitch? Hell no nigga, our shit is the strong shit in the fucking world, we guarantee this motherfucker never to break and shit. Hell if the bitch breaks we'll just send you 10 more, Im rich motherfucker you think I sell this shit for the money? Hell ill send you 20 right now just for watching this shit, thats how bomb this shit is.'
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: TheCow]
#5726640 - 06/08/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheCow said: 'Does your ass need some shit? Like some cuttin and dicin shit? nigga we got the best slicin shit avaialable outthis mother fucker. Just look at this piece of steel. You think any other fuckin cuttin shit can slice this bitch? Hell no nigga, our shit is the strong shit in the fucking world, we guarantee this motherfucker never to break and shit. Hell if the bitch breaks we'll just send you 10 more, Im rich motherfucker you think I sell this shit for the money? Hell ill send you 20 right now just for watching this shit, thats how bomb this shit is.'
reminds me of that dave chappelle episode with redman toilet bowl freshiner
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Atheist]
#5726653 - 06/08/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stay away from those places that say they'll patent and market your invention. They're notorious scams.
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: TheCow]
#5726658 - 06/08/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheCow said: 'Does your ass need some shit? Like some cuttin and dicin shit? nigga we got the best slicin shit avaialable outthis mother fucker. Just look at this piece of steel. You think any other fuckin cuttin shit can slice this bitch? Hell no nigga, our shit is the strong shit in the fucking world, we guarantee this motherfucker never to break and shit. Hell if the bitch breaks we'll just send you 10 more, Im rich motherfucker you think I sell this shit for the money? Hell ill send you 20 right now just for watching this shit, thats how bomb this shit is.'
THats hilarious, is that from something or you just make it up? If its from something please tell me where!
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Hank, FTW]
#5726662 - 06/08/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rocka pads
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Hank, FTW]
#5726663 - 06/08/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eh I made it up, but its basically just copying amusing comics
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Le_Canard]
#5726719 - 06/08/06 01:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ToiletDuk said: Stay away from those places that say they'll patent and market your invention. They're notorious scams.
Thank you
Rocka pads lol
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Atheist]
#5727370 - 06/08/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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not everyone needs a patent lawyer, anyone can submit a request for a patent to the patent office.
The problem is that you have to word things very carefully. The slightest amount of vagueness could allow people to legally rip off your idea. That's what makes patent lawyers a worthy investment.
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Atheist]
#5727399 - 06/08/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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SpicyTunaRoll said:
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alpharedecho said: I am with a patenting firm, pm me the idea and details, and we can get you on the road to riches.
Or you completely steal my idea.
Have a website?
Le fucking DERR.
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Now, to submit a patent you must have a working model of your invention. Now you asked how to actually build it - I don't think anyone can help without knowing what it is, and I don't think you should say it... but I will suggest to just goto ace hardware, or any place you can and make it generally pretty ghetto but just so it shows a working model of it. It dosen't have to be pretty. Then after you do that, depending the route you want to take you can either try to sell it to specific companies that pick up stuff like that - or sell it yourself. There is a guy in my town that did it the "sell it yourself" route and ended up getting his invention picked up by walmart. (His was the filter whistle, a little piece of plastic that whistles when your filter is clogged). You also should research it a ton before you even do any of this to make sure that your invention isn't out there - I've had ideas for stuff and some I thought were genious and were already out there. Good luck!
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Atheist]
#5727467 - 06/08/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I once checked how much it would cost to patent something in western europe. It's more than $30,000 for a few years. In Holland it's $5,000 for 6 years.
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: Annom]
#5727482 - 06/08/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, you have to be really serious to do something or have a REALLY good idea if you don't have the resources at hand. If you do have a REALLY good idea though, and you put some time into it you can find places to invest in your idea, and assistance with it. There are sites out there that have lists of people willing to give money to good ideas for anything. I forget some of them - but if your really serious about it I could research it a bit for you and dig them back up. I was looking into this for a while for a few of my ideas.
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Re: How do I build my invention??? [Re: ilus]
#5727712 - 06/08/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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illustrain said: Yeah, you have to be really serious to do something or have a REALLY good idea if you don't have the resources at hand. If you do have a REALLY good idea though, and you put some time into it you can find places to invest in your idea, and assistance with it. There are sites out there that have lists of people willing to give money to good ideas for anything. I forget some of them - but if your really serious about it I could research it a bit for you and dig them back up. I was looking into this for a while for a few of my ideas.
Oh dude thatd be awesome. If its not a pain in the ass it would definitely help, thanks
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