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JoeCool
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I was wondering
#5724834 - 06/07/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was wondering how to exactly eat a mushroom can someone help me
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5724844 - 06/07/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hmmm not to be a dick. Put it in your mouth and crew. The taste really isnt that bad. Put the shrooms on a slice of pizza and eat it that way.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5724845 - 06/07/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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First you need a rubber nipple, a screwdriver and an orange.
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chew*
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put it on a plate
then into the microwave
set for 15 minutes, press start
let it cool
eat them triPPz baLLzZ haRdZ
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Le_Canard]
#5724855 - 06/07/06 10:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Safety googles too.
Not for eye protection though.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: mikeownow]
#5724859 - 06/07/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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so you just eat the whole intire thing well thanks
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5724865 - 06/07/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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no
you send the caps to my house
PM me i'll give u the address
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Atheist]
#5724871 - 06/07/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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FUck spicy you bet me to it. Dammit i miss having shrooms all the fucking time.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Atheist]
#5724875 - 06/07/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahahaha is that the best part or something just tell cause im new to this if you cant tell
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5724900 - 06/07/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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no stems and caps are the same
eat everything
oh
don't forget to pick them out of ur teeth (i heard thats the part that makes u trip!)
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Atheist]
#5724902 - 06/07/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/index.php/par/7915
Lots of suggestions on the site you're already on...
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man, im surprised no one told him the best method. Plugging! By pass that nasty liver by shoving the whole mushroom directly up your ass!
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Re: I was wondering [Re: coda]
#5724959 - 06/07/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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snorting them also works too
but i like coda's idea
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5724966 - 06/07/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Make sure, when snorting them, that you don't break them up at all. Start with the stem, and once you get to the cap, twist and pull it off, and send them to spicy. Or you can plant the cap, and a new mushroom plant will pop up in a week or so consisting of 3 or more mushrooms and dozens of seeds to plant around your neighborhood.
Don't let the spores get in your eyes either. Eye fluid is an extremely nutritious substrate for mycellium colonization.
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Eat it or tea it.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: theuser]
#5725094 - 06/07/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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theuser said: =/
Eat it or tea it.
I thought the pub was the "nice" forum, you're the first person to give this guy a non smartass answer after 15 posts of crap.
Way to go pubbers. Seems alot of you like to give shit yet cry when you get it back in OTD.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725098 - 06/07/06 11:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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what the hell are you talking about? forget about yourself? I don't understand what you mean in any way and what is this shoving a mushroom up your ass and calling it plugging I know thats not right but im prolly just gonna stick with the method of eating it through my mouth cause my ass is an exit only
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725104 - 06/07/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You can just eat it, or chop it up and mix it with juice, you can make tea or coffee with it, it's up to you.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725108 - 06/07/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The =/ was to the other pubbers for giving him flack. 
Dude, just eat it or tea it. To tea it, say 3 grams of shrooms bring 2 or 3 cups of water to a simmer, add DRIED shrooms, stir occasionaly for 5 min.
Pour in cup add surgar or honey or both or whatever. 
Eat the shrooms too.
You are going to have a blast man.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725113 - 06/07/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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hmmm I think juice might be good to do depending on the taste of shroom but is snorting really possible it doesnt seem like it but ive heard of some pretty crazy stuff so idk
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725116 - 06/07/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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don't snort the god damn shrooms. Eat it or tea it.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725146 - 06/07/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't snort them, the guys who said that were just being dicks.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725160 - 06/07/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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alright thanks I didn't think it was true and I wouldn't know how to go about doing that so I guess ill just eat it or tea it thanks
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725166 - 06/07/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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so to dry the shrooms id just leave them out for a while and then just add them to the tea and just stir the mushroom around in there until it mixes in there?
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725182 - 06/07/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Grind them up once they're dry. Then make tea.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725184 - 06/07/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or just chomp them now.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: theuser]
#5725189 - 06/07/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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alright thanks you guys have been very helpful
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Re: I was wondering [Re: theuser]
#5725190 - 06/07/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That too! I might dose up later.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725191 - 06/07/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dry them, grind them, or at least chunk them into smaller pieces, let it sit in lemon/lime juice for awhile and drink/eat the whole deal. helps make them a bit more potent and the taste nowhere near as bad
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725195 - 06/07/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hanky said: That too! I might dose up later.
It's almost been a year since I've shroomed nicely. Mmmmmm sounds tasty. I could prob use the release too. 
GL on your trip man!
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Re: I was wondering [Re: theuser]
#5725202 - 06/07/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I really wanna trip bad but I have no shrooms so im screwed plus i have to go out tommorrow and go pick em then identify them for the rest of the day to make sure their not bad so ill prolly trip friday idk but theres not that many kinds over here in TN
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Re: I was wondering [Re: theuser]
#5725204 - 06/07/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Small doses are good, I've survived a few high dose mind fucks and they are no fun. A dry gram of lignious shrooms does me fine these days.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725206 - 06/07/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i had a bad trip awhile back but i think im easin my way back towards a trip.. if you do munch tonight (today where you are?) then have fun hanky!
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Yarry]
#5725211 - 06/07/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's 3.55pm thursday afternoon!
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725215 - 06/07/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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1:56 thurs morning here.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725217 - 06/07/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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er I thought you already had the shrooms... anyway I'm glad you are researching.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: theuser]
#5725272 - 06/08/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've got 400g of dried Subaeruginosa in the freezer
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725277 - 06/08/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't even know what kind that is, but I want some.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: theuser]
#5725287 - 06/08/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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They're the aussie equivilent of Psilocybe cyans/azures.
Potent as fuckerys.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725312 - 06/08/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I wanna know about something before I do it anyway I only know of a few kinds that are active and they are in TN but id try a little just to be safe because im a bit of a lightweight but id try anything that I know is not gonna kill be for sure
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725331 - 06/08/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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www.erowid.org
Use the search engine.
Complete sentences
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725333 - 06/08/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shrooms are pretty gay at high doses, just dose low and see how you go.
i have no issues with eating 1000mics of acid but would never dose that high on the equivelent amount of shrooms.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5725356 - 06/08/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll eat 7 grams of mushrooms and shit my pants and beat my parents and not even care cuz I will have reached spiritual enlightenment.
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how much is one gram like how do u know
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725371 - 06/08/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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1 gram isn't enough to shit your pants with, unless you're trying.
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Got pics?
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HELLA_TIGHT said: I'll eat 7 grams of mushrooms and shit my pants and beat my parents and not even care cuz I will have reached spiritual enlightenment.
lol, you are hella_tight.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: JoeCool]
#5725417 - 06/08/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
JoeCool said: how much is one gram like how do u know
Use scales.
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Re: I was wondering [Re: Hanky]
#5728416 - 06/08/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It might've seemed like I was being a dick, but I was really just taking the snorting thing so far over the edge that I thought it'd be extremely obviously not serious.
Sort of like letting him know he's being messed with, but not just giving him the answer. People like figuring things out for themselves.
But sometimes, they don't.
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I never thought of using a scale idk y but i just never did
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