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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal
    #5724566 - 06/07/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

this guy plans on eathing monkey chow for 1 week

http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html

"Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?
But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes."


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5724606 - 06/07/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

homeless people have been doing this for years.


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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5724609 - 06/07/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You could eat nothing but air for a week and "survive". Do it for a year and I'll be impressed.


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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #5724625 - 06/07/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

they eat cat food


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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5724707 - 06/07/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Why don't we have fucking human-chow. We could mass produce the stuff in bricks. Too bad the industrialist and goverment slobs are around, or we could actually improve some lives.


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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5724783 - 06/07/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

viva la revolución!


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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5725602 - 06/08/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

soylent green?


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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5725615 - 06/08/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheMadConductor said:
Why don't we have fucking human-chow. We could mass produce the stuff in bricks. Too bad the industrialist and goverment slobs are around, or we could actually improve some lives.




Sounds like bachelor chow to me!


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Re: Man lives on monkey chow for less than $1 per meal [Re: Konnrade]
    #5725626 - 06/08/06 02:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Day 4

Stats
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 165 lbs
Mood: a touch manic
Poop: still regular, still smelly
Monkey-like Attributes: moderate desire to fling poop

OTD :yesnod:


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