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Dobie
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what the hell i gotta work in half a hour
#5723467 - 06/07/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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and i aint done drinking yet. fucking work
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ZippoZ
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723472 - 06/07/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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well the answer is obvious, drink while at work...
although i think that i might have done this once. which may explain why i told off an army seargeant who was threatening me... and also explain the concussion i recieved.... but then again i cant be quite sure... \
i do as a matter of fact know that i woke up 10 hours later, with a note in my hand saying "your name is ****, you are 19, it is 2001" or somting of that nature
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: ZippoZ]
#5723476 - 06/07/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dobie
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: ZippoZ]
#5723478 - 06/07/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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list of before work drugs
6mgs of hydromorphone 1 bowl of googey resin 2 fullsail pale ales 1 shot of bushmills
i should be ok for work. when i get off im picking a girl up and heading straight to the bar
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TheDude
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723482 - 06/07/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Being wasted on the job site, a good way to succeed in life.
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723484 - 06/07/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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sweet
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Dobie
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: TheDude]
#5723498 - 06/07/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i make pizza dude its not a job lol. to tell the truth im not even all that buzzed i think im mostly stoned
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723500 - 06/07/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Did you shave?
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TheDude
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723507 - 06/07/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I figured you weren't headed to your shift at NASA. Making pizza does sound like a fun way to pass the time though. You're making me hungry now....got habaneros + anchovies?
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Dobie
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nah i aint shaved in like a month and a half i got a beard and a mohawk lol i work front counter and get mad tips
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: TheDude]
#5723519 - 06/07/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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no habeneros but we got anchovies. we are a pretty chill place if you want something special on your pizza if you bring it in we will put it on there for you
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723534 - 06/07/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sometimes I enjoy gasoline on my pizza, would you be willing to put that in the oven for me?
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What if I want something special put on it but I want it delivered?
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Dobie
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well that wouldnt work ya gotta buy the special stuff and bring it in we are not gonna go that outta our way lol
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723546 - 06/07/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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'Cause you guys are pretty busy...
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Dobie
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i just called and told em i was gonna be like 20 mins late so i can have more drinking time
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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
#5723556 - 06/07/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're the shit!
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Dobie
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we actually get really busy we do some business i kinda wanna open a place
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