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what the hell i gotta work in half a hour
    #5723467 - 06/07/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

and i aint done drinking yet. fucking work


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723472 - 06/07/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well the answer is obvious, drink while at work...

although i think that i might have done this once. which may explain why i told off an army seargeant who was threatening me... and also explain the concussion i recieved.... but then again i cant be quite sure... \

i do as a matter of fact know that i woke up 10 hours later, with a note in my hand saying "your name is ****, you are 19, it is 2001" or somting of that nature


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5723476 - 06/07/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5723478 - 06/07/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

list of before work drugs

6mgs of hydromorphone
1 bowl of googey resin
2 fullsail pale ales
1 shot of bushmills


i should be ok for work. when i get off im picking a girl up and heading straight to the bar


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723482 - 06/07/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Being wasted on the job site, a good way to succeed in life.


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723484 - 06/07/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

sweet


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: TheDude]
    #5723498 - 06/07/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i make pizza dude its not a job lol. to tell the truth im not even all that buzzed i think im mostly stoned :laugh:


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723500 - 06/07/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Did you shave?


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723507 - 06/07/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I figured you weren't headed to your shift at NASA. Making pizza does sound like a fun way to pass the time though. You're making me hungry now....got habaneros + anchovies?


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5723510 - 06/07/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

nah i aint shaved in like a month and a half i got a beard and a mohawk lol i work front counter and get mad tips


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: TheDude]
    #5723519 - 06/07/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

no habeneros but we got anchovies. we are a pretty chill place if you want something special on your pizza if you bring it in we will put it on there for you :laugh:


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723534 - 06/07/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Sometimes I enjoy gasoline on my pizza, would you be willing to put that in the oven for me? :shocked:


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5723536 - 06/07/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

What if I want something special put on it but I want it delivered?


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5723538 - 06/07/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well that wouldnt work ya gotta buy the special stuff and bring it in we are not gonna go that outta our way lol


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723546 - 06/07/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

'Cause you guys are pretty busy... :smirk:


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5723549 - 06/07/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i just called and told em i was gonna be like 20 mins late so i can have more drinking time :laugh:


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Dobie]
    #5723556 - 06/07/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You're the shit!  :handth:


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Re: what the hell i gotta work in half a hour [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5723558 - 06/07/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

we actually get really busy we do some business i kinda wanna open a place :laugh:


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