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RandalFlagg
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Darwin Award nominee
#5718165 - 06/06/06 08:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_n...HBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
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insectvhore
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5718169 - 06/06/06 08:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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must have been the wrong god
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Asante
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5718175 - 06/06/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The lion thought: "God will provide me with a live meal to sink my teeth into" The lioness' faith was stronger.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: insectvhore]
#5718177 - 06/06/06 08:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Check out the picture that is included with the article.
Standing lion: We should eat that guy. Lying lion: Hmmmm....I think I will eat him.
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zappa
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5718331 - 06/06/06 09:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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maybe the loins were horny, but vicious
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dblaney
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5718367 - 06/06/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Check out the picture that is included with the article.
That's great!
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: dblaney]
#5718382 - 06/06/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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just because god never showed a sign of existing... proves even further that he does exist
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zappa
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: danlennon3]
#5718927 - 06/06/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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maybe they attacked him because of all the raw meat he rubbed on himself before going in...naw, couldnt of been
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Re: Darwin Award nominee [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5719127 - 06/06/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some people have the strangest concept of God. And on that note, shouldn't this thread be in Philosophy & Spirituality? Just kidding, this story obviously has nothing to do with either of those.
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downforpot
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Wow people what r u talking about, this is perfect to attack the bible thumpers. Off I go to religious websites.
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