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    #5717015 - 06/05/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just saw a mouse hopping around my apartment!!!! Shit fuck!!! It's midnight!!! I Hate this, because I won't want to deal with dead mouse, so I'll probably get my lame ass one of those live traps, but I can't get one until tomorrow. Oh damn. I'm scared to run to bed!


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717028 - 06/05/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The devil works in mysterious ways.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717031 - 06/05/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mice are cute.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: MOTH]
    #5717041 - 06/05/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mice are cute anyhere but in my house, loose. Maybe he just wants to get high.

Edit: The bats in my house were really cute.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717051 - 06/05/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

or shit in your cereal


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Re: fucking christ [Re: sparks8]
    #5717059 - 06/05/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Can they climb shit?


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717063 - 06/05/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I think so. Like curtains and anything cloth-like.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717087 - 06/05/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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mycogirl said:
Can they climb shit?




they climb reall well and they hump high too, they avoid people like the plague


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Re: fucking christ [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5717112 - 06/05/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

This is one of those times I feel like a little kid instead of an independent adult. Will it crawl on my bed?


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Re: fucking christ [Re: MOTH]
    #5717116 - 06/05/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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EllemyshShade said:
Mice are cute.



:thumbup:


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717196 - 06/05/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry but after reading the following post on philzone message boards I can't sympathize with you too much:

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Subject: There's a big ass snake in my house!

it's in a storage closet and just shed its skin--about 5 feet long. i think it's a black snake (saw its black head looking at me from behind some stuff). anyone have any ideas on how to get it the hell out of my house? there's a bunch of stuff in the closet so it has plenty of places to hide in there. yikes!




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Mice are cute.




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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717204 - 06/05/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Will it crawl on my bed?





Why yes it will,



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Re: fucking christ [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5717223 - 06/05/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was just talking about this today at work. I used to own a lot of mice. My room was full of them and their horrible cages which I have nightmares about. (hard to clean) Anyway, once one of them got tangled in my bedsheet and when my mom gathered them up in the morning, she threw everything into the washer and dryer.

When she was shaking out the blanket to fold them...a limp tuft of hair came out. The shocking part was that it still had its tail.

She made me get rid of my mice after that.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: MOTH]
    #5717295 - 06/05/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mice have one good purpose in life and thats to be snake food. Other than that they are useless...


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717300 - 06/05/06 11:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I killed one with a toolbox. It was an epic battle, that ended with a crushing blow. Or three.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: MOTH]
    #5717319 - 06/05/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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I was just talking about this today at work.  I used to own a lot of mice.  My room was full of them and their horrible cages which I have nightmares about.  (hard to clean)  Anyway, once one of them got tangled in my bedsheet and when my mom gathered them up in the morning, she threw everything into the washer and dryer. 

When she was shaking out the blanket to fold them...a limp tuft of hair came out.  The shocking part was that it still had its tail. 

She made me get rid of my mice after that.





Thank you for that as I get ready to go to bed.  :wink:  This is really expected I guess, first year with no roommates, I get a bat and a mouse.  This is really testing my creative ways to humanely remove little fur balls.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #5717328 - 06/05/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Holy christ. Yeah, I would rather deal with a little mouse than a big ass snake!


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Re: fucking christ [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5717329 - 06/05/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mice are fuckin quick when your after em. When I was about 15 I actually shot one with my BB Gun. The next day I tried looking for it and it was gone. Im guessing my sisters cat ate it or something.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: Osker246]
    #5717340 - 06/05/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I chased this one all around and then we lost sight of him until we heard a little peep. And there he was, underneath the kitchen table crouched in the tiny space between a really heavy metal toolbox and the brick wall. I just put my hands on the toolbox...and slammed it into the brick wall. Then two more times for good measure. I broke him, but he didn't burst. Just internal injuries I guess. I felt a lot of pity when I looked at his dead body, but in the end, I don't feel bad for doing it.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5717350 - 06/05/06 11:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I felt bad after I shot the mouse too. But I realized its all part of survival of the fittest and I won.  :grin:


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Re: fucking christ [Re: Osker246]
    #5717369 - 06/05/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm going to pick up a live trap tomorrow. I really don't want to kill the little thing. Leave him for someone else's cat. Maybe he can go between apartments and he'll just leave?


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Re: fucking christ [Re: mycogirl]
    #5717388 - 06/05/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh he'll be back...

If he found a way in the first place there's a even better chance he'll return. But of course this is all an assumption so I can be wrong too.
But to play it safe its probably best if you release him a good distance away from your apartment.


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Re: fucking christ [Re: Osker246]
    #5717422 - 06/05/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Alright, I am going to stomp my way to bed hoping he is terrified of me. Night guys!


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