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THE KRAT BARON
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Icecream Trucks
#5715995 - 06/05/06 05:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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A job where the majority of employees are either dealers or pedos.
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i would fit in great there
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: Dobie]
#5716041 - 06/05/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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This old Irish dude used to have the route by my house when I was younger. He had the route for years, right up until this summer. He was doing it for a couple weeks in the spring in the same small truck. Now there's this big black dude who looks similar to big worm from the movie Friday. He must have busted up the old man and taken over the route. What makes it funnier is the fact that the truck he's driving looks almost identical to the one in the movie. I might have to go out and chat with him tomorrow when he comes rolling through. 
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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When I was about eight years of age, my friend and I would chase down Ice Cream trucks and request pizza and other odd shit like that.
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THE KRAT BARON
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I just caught the name on the truck when he went by again. "Mr. Ding-A-Ling"
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DNKYD
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If I had a kid he wouldn't be allowed to get ice cream from "Mr Ding-A-Ling".
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: DNKYD]
#5716150 - 06/05/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Agreed, I won't be bringing my daughter outside to get any icecream this year.
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eris
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The only ice cream man I knew was crooked.. they called him Mr. Frosty. He bought and sold stolen goods. So lots of the local druggies would go rip off walmart or whatever else, and go sell it to that guy for cash - so they could get their fix. He also bought gift cards for 50% their value.
Last I heard he got arrested.
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: eris]
#5716225 - 06/05/06 07:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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We get Mister softy's around here. The ice cream's not really ice cream, its more like cold thick cream.
We have another icecream bloke who comes round though and he's just been awarded the 'best ice cream man in britain award'.
He's stopped selling cigs now tho so i guess that award goes right down the pan.
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: Mike_yy]
#5716240 - 06/05/06 07:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i've seldom been angrier the icecream truck outside my window playing that song while i'm trying to take a nap. parked. that song is mind control. you make me angry ice cream truck!
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: sleepy]
#5716251 - 06/05/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lazy bastard,,, !
Sleepy by name - - - - - -
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eris
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: Mike_yy]
#5716272 - 06/05/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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some people just like to sleep.. a lot, I know I do sometimes.
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: eris]
#5716284 - 06/05/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im no one to talk, im never up before 12. Im a late sleeper though.
My ice cream man sells nothing i need, he doesn't even sell beer anymore omg !
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: eris]
#5716299 - 06/05/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i used to sleep alot more. i'm down to like 10 hrs, and that is with waking up and saying ahhhh this is too comfortalbe, like 3 times so i could be going less. must be doing right
and sleep is just nice and when you want it u dont wanna know the icecream truck is outside. and i thought it was supposed to stop when the truck stopped. i finally got out of bed, ruining the nap, stormed outside and it pulled away
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: sleepy]
#5716342 - 06/05/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol !!
They're convenient but their tunes are purely child orientated. That music they play is for the kids, as if the kids have some money to spend !
Its all a blag, same as most people trying to make some cash. Makes me feel sick !!
( the 9 cans make me feel abit icky too )
Edited by Mike_yy (06/05/06 07:38 PM)
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: sleepy]
#5716374 - 06/05/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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we only have one ice cream man around here and he's been around so long that nobody would buy from somebody new if they came around (it's happened) But I recently learned that he used to chew the gum, roll it back into a ball, and repackage it.
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: CosmicFool]
#5716404 - 06/05/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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If my icecream man has been awarded the best icecream man in Britain award, How hard can that be. Im clutching at straws, but if its cool to be the best icecream van man in Britain. If your that good at it then surely its world domination !
Out of all the things to be best at, this must be the lamest !
did that make sense
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: Mike_yy]
#5716447 - 06/05/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He must be very proud of himself. Do you happen to be the icecream man?
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That prestige is surely refined to the specialists. I can only dream.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: TM]
#5716478 - 06/05/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've got that PhotoFantasy 2 program downloading as we speak.. Revenge is imminent.
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TM
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You're gonna get me back with my own software?
That's low!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Icecream Trucks [Re: TM]
#5716497 - 06/05/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're the asshole that uploaded it.
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TM
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Quote:
mattzdope said: You're the asshole that uploaded it.
Ooo! OOoo!
Flaming in the pub!! BANBANBANBANBAN!!
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