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I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) 1
#5714675 - 06/05/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Corporal Kielbasa deleted me from his Myspace friend's list. I no longer want to live. I have just attempted suicide several times.
I first thought that I would try a gun:
But, I wouldn't want to leave such a mess.
Then I thought I would try a knife:
But, I'm too squeamish for that.
Don't ever try to head in the oven thing. It doesn't work.
I decided to throw myself off of a roof:
I hit hard and I was out for a minute or so:
This suicide stuff is difficult.
Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:10 PM)
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714694 - 06/05/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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you are using an electric oven, eh?
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714703 - 06/05/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Make it funny, like in Better off Dead
Or you can put a hit on your self,
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714705 - 06/05/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Looks like a gas from the grates on the top.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5714708 - 06/05/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah, I noticed that after i posted...
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5714719 - 06/05/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Snaggletooth said: Make it funny, like in Better off Dead
I'm open to suggestions. What would be a quick and painless way to go that would allow me to upload pictures afterward?
Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:09 PM)
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714723 - 06/05/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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*webcam
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714728 - 06/05/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Damn...I don't have one of those.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714733 - 06/05/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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If i tried to kill myself i'd probably end up horribly disabled.
like i'd jump off something massive, reach terminal velocity, plough into the ground at 160mph and just be all fucked up.
Lifes ok at the moment though, i try and keep off myspace,,, .
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714738 - 06/05/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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this whole killing yourself is proving too difficult for you... go crack a beer and watch some porn... have a good time...
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Mike_yy]
#5714740 - 06/05/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said: like i'd jump off something massive, reach terminal velocity, plough into the ground at 160mph and just be all fucked up.
Somehow I don't think I reached terminal velocity after eight feet.
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mikeyyork said: Lifes ok at the moment though, i try and keep off myspace,,, .
Follow that advice...trust me.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Mike_yy]
#5714743 - 06/05/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good idea
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714746 - 06/05/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well first put the camera on the timer,
Have you thought about a good old hanging,
Or you can do like Bruce Willis did in the movie that I forget the name, Where a sign around your naked body, with something like I hate niggers, and ware it in the hood.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5714749 - 06/05/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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that was die hard
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714752 - 06/05/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I love that part
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5714753 - 06/05/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: Or you can do like Bruce Willis did in the movie that I forget the name, Where a sign around your naked body, with something like I hate niggers, and where it in the hood.
Wow...what a badass way to go. I'll bet I'd make the news and everything.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714757 - 06/05/06 12:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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You could also just wear a Yankees shirt in Boston, and some street hooligan will take care of you...
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714759 - 06/05/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Suicide by cop is cool too. Go nuts and steal a car and let it end with you crawling out of a mangled car wreck and pointing a gun at a cop.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5714760 - 06/05/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Father forgive me for I know not what I do I tried everything, but I'll leave it up to you I don't want to live, I don't know why I don't have no reasons, I just want to die
I'm a suicidal failure, I've got to get some help I have suicidal tendencies, but I can't kill myself
I'm tired of this way of life, my patience has expired I'm barely just 19, but my life I will retire I went down to a rifle store, I bought myself a gun I pointed it at my head, but I couldn't get the job done
I took all my mothers sleeping pills I jumped off a freeway bridge I drank three kinds of poison And drove my car off a ridge I beat myself with a bat Put a noose around my head I overdosed on heroin But I'm still not dead
Death may not be the answer, it can't be all that great But me I'm not into living, with life I can't relate By some masochistic reasoning, I think that it will be fun I want to start my second life now So shoot me with your gun
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714766 - 06/05/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jim said: You could also just wear a Yankees shirt in Boston, and some street hooligan will take care of you...
If I do wind up going on vacation to the cape I'm gonna wear my Yankee shirts to Masshole bars for the Yanks vs. Red Sox games.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Boom]
#5714771 - 06/05/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Booooom said: Suicide by cop is cool too. Go nuts and steal a car and let it end with you crawling out of a mangled car wreck and pointing a gun at a cop.
Hell yeah. Totally kickass way to go. I'd have news helicopters hovering over me and shit.
P.S. I'd be wearing a Shroomery shirt.
Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:21 PM)
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5714773 - 06/05/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats really not a good idea... i was in North Hampton the other night and my buddy was wearing a Yankees cap... tons of drunks were trying to start shit with him... I almost had to stab a few people for him...
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714774 - 06/05/06 12:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I dont know what their deal is, but BoSox fans are hard core...
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714783 - 06/05/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Don't ever try to head in the oven thing. It doesn't work.
did you singe your hair
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714786 - 06/05/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Magic Mushrooms" make Pennsylvania man go crazy
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5714790 - 06/05/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: If I do wind up going on vacation to the cape I'm gonna wear my Yankee shirts to Masshole bars for the Yanks vs. Red Sox games.
It's been nice knowing you Robot. You seem like a cool guy and you will be missed.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5714796 - 06/05/06 12:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: did you singe your hair
Ever so slightly.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Boom]
#5714800 - 06/05/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Booooom said: "Magic Mushrooms" make Pennsylvania man go crazy
I think I'd get all hopped up on PCP and cocaine if I did it.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714808 - 06/05/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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next time blow out the pilot light and then turn the stove on, when I turned it on it got all hot, I was sweating and it was all in my eyes, they started burning and I couldnt take it any more... I gave up on giving up after that
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Boom]
#5714810 - 06/05/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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You could be like that guy they always show in those high speed chase shows that stole a tank and rampaged though a suburb and the freeway...
Except you should steal one with a full load of ammo.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Kaleidoscope]
#5714817 - 06/05/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kaleidoscope said: You could be like that guy they always show in those high speed chase shows that stole a tank and rampaged though a suburb and the freeway...
Except you should steal one with a full load of ammo.
That would be cool. Did you ever hear about the "Killdozer" incident?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer_%28bulldozer%29
Now that was a real man.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Kaleidoscope]
#5714820 - 06/05/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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can we pick the city to drop him and the tank in?
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714824 - 06/05/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714837 - 06/05/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow, you can't even kill yourself? You're a failure at life. If I were you, I'd kill myself.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Silversoul]
#5714845 - 06/05/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'm never able to follow through on shit usually.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714850 - 06/05/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714855 - 06/05/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't even know i did!!
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714859 - 06/05/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5714872 - 06/05/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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mattzdope said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
Come to think of it I have been wearing tight pants lately.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714874 - 06/05/06 12:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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k never mind
Edited by Corporal Kielbasa (06/05/06 12:53 PM)
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
#5714934 - 06/05/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Corporal Kielbasa said: k never mind
I was away from the keyboard.
Ironically I was on the phone with my lawyer talking about will stuff. I need to get one worked up.
Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:57 PM)
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Silversoul]
#5714963 - 06/05/06 01:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hey man, if you are gonna make an armored dozer or steal a tank let me know.
I'll set up a lawn chair and bring a cooler of beer and watch! Just give me the starting address of your rampage. I'm sure it's only a short bus ride a way.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714972 - 06/05/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Try a good dose of Datura and start cutting of your face in strips and feed it to your dog. Then take a hedge trimmer and cut of your penis and your tongue. Then slowly bleed to death.
seriously though, if I would want to kill myself I'd probably take an overdose of heroin. At least I'll feel good while dying.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: cybrbeast]
#5714988 - 06/05/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would take LSD and throw myself from a great, great height.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5714992 - 06/05/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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fuck that, I am deathly afraid of heights when i am tripping... I won't even jump off a two foot ledge...
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714994 - 06/05/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Didn't you jump off the cliff at the ledges? Dude..
If I'm in Ohio this year, you and I will jump it together. I never got to do it last year.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5714996 - 06/05/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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that was into water... thats a safety net right there...
Im talking about jumping from a height onto solid ground...
im such a pussy
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5715002 - 06/05/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahahaha...man I gotta go to fucking ohio!!!!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5715014 - 06/05/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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you should drive a golf cart loaded with c4 onto bill gates's property
i heard hes got some laser system that vaporizes trespassers into a fourth dimension
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: ManianFH]
#5715018 - 06/05/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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better hopes it's controlled by Microsoft software
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5715028 - 06/05/06 01:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: better hopes it's controlled by Microsoft software
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Corporal Kielbasa
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5715038 - 06/05/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ha ha nice comment you should do the whole process on there for me.
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ManianFH
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5715048 - 06/05/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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either that or call check norris a douche bag
the last guy who badmouthed chuck norris got a roundhouse kick that turned him into a beautiful 6' toasted ham hoagie. all the condiments rained from the sky for an hour
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: ManianFH]
#5715178 - 06/05/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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You say there ain't no use in livin' It's all a waste of time 'N you wanna throw your life away, well People that's just fine Go ahead on 'n get it over with then Find you a bridge 'n take a jump Just make sure you do it right the first time 'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump
You say there ain't no light a-shinin' Through the bushes up ahead 'N we're all gonna be so sorry When we find out you are dead Go head on and get it over with then Find you a bridge 'n take a jump Just make sure you do it right the first time 'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump
Now maybe you're scared of jumpin' 'N poison makes you sick 'N you want a little attention 'N you need it pretty quick Don't wanna mess your face up Or we won't know if it's you Aw there's just so much to worry about Now what you gonna do?
Go head on 'n get it over with then Go head on 'n get it over with then Go head on 'n get it over with then Go head on 'n get it over with then
You're on the bridge; Scared to leap, But a girl walks over To take a peep... She says: "DON'T DO IT!" But wouldn't you know... The girl got a head Like a buffalo With a little red hair All over the top An' her breath would make the Traffic stop She says "I LOVE YOU... BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT!" And all you can say as you run down the street is...
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6497036 - 01/25/07 06:43 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seeya
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Brugman
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6497101 - 01/25/07 06:59 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: I hit hard and I was out for a minute or so
LOL!
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Brugman]
#6497356 - 01/25/07 08:07 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg is scarce these days.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6497372 - 01/25/07 08:13 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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attempt to kill the president
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6497373 - 01/25/07 08:13 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Take every pill and drug in the house, then get on IRC and tell everyone about it.
:P
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supercollider
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6497387 - 01/25/07 08:20 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh, and that's not ironic, it's coincidental. Learn your vocabulary, fucker.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: supercollider]
#6497400 - 01/25/07 08:23 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
supercollider said: Oh, and that's not ironic, it's coincidental. Learn your vocabulary, fucker.
Maybe he has learned his vocabulary in the six months since he posted that.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6497507 - 01/25/07 08:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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nice biceps.
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notapillow
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#6497653 - 01/25/07 09:32 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh ... yeah
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supercollider
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6497771 - 01/25/07 10:15 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hah. Well, it was new to me.
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