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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5714934 - 06/05/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Corporal Kielbasa said:
k never mind :pantsfase:




I was away from the keyboard.  :frown:

Ironically I was on the phone with my lawyer talking about will stuff.  I need to get one worked up.


Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:57 PM)


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OfflineKaleidoscope
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Silversoul]
    #5714963 - 06/05/06 01:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hey man, if you are gonna make an armored dozer or steal a tank let me know.

I'll set up a lawn chair and bring a cooler of beer and watch! Just give me the starting address of your rampage. I'm sure it's only a short bus ride a way.


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Purple haze, all in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why, 'scuse me while I kiss the sky.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714972 - 06/05/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Try a good dose of Datura and start cutting of your face in strips and feed it to your dog. Then take a hedge trimmer and cut of your penis and your tongue. Then slowly bleed to death.

seriously though, if I would want to kill myself I'd probably take an overdose of heroin. At least I'll feel good while dying.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5714988 - 06/05/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I would take LSD and throw myself from a great, great height.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5714992 - 06/05/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

fuck that, I am deathly afraid of heights when i am tripping... I won't even jump off a two foot ledge...


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
    #5714994 - 06/05/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:  Didn't you jump off the cliff at the ledges?  Dude..

If I'm in Ohio this year, you and I will jump it together.  I never got to do it last year.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5714996 - 06/05/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that was into water... thats a safety net right there...

Im talking about jumping from a height onto solid ground...

im such a pussy


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
    #5715002 - 06/05/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hahahaha...man I gotta go to fucking ohio!!!! :smile:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5715014 - 06/05/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you should drive a golf cart loaded with c4 onto bill gates's property

i heard hes got some laser system that vaporizes trespassers into a fourth dimension


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: ManianFH]
    #5715018 - 06/05/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

better hopes it's controlled by Microsoft software


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5715028 - 06/05/06 01:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
better hopes it's controlled by Microsoft software




:lol:


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5715038 - 06/05/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ha ha nice comment you should do the whole process on there for me.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5715048 - 06/05/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

either that or call check norris a douche bag

the last guy who badmouthed chuck norris got a roundhouse kick that turned him into a beautiful 6' toasted ham hoagie.
all the condiments rained from the sky for an hour


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: ManianFH]
    #5715178 - 06/05/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
'N you wanna throw your life away, well
People that's just fine
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide
Chump

You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
'N we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead
Go head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first
time
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide
Chump

Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
'N poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention
'N you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?

Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then

You're on the bridge;
Scared to leap,
But a girl walks over
To take a peep...
She says: "DON'T DO IT!"
But wouldn't you know...
The girl got a head
Like a buffalo
With a little red hair
All over the top
An' her breath would make the
Traffic stop
She says "I LOVE YOU...
BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT!"
And all you can say as you run down the
street
is...


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6497036 - 01/25/07 06:43 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Seeya


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6497101 - 01/25/07 06:59 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I hit hard and I was out for a minute or so




LOL!


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Brugman]
    #6497356 - 01/25/07 08:07 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

RandalFlagg is scarce these days.


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6497372 - 01/25/07 08:13 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

attempt to kill the president


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Invisiblesupercollider
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6497373 - 01/25/07 08:13 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Take every pill and drug in the house, then get on IRC and tell everyone about it.

:P


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Invisiblesupercollider
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6497387 - 01/25/07 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Oh, and that's not ironic, it's coincidental.
Learn your vocabulary, fucker.


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