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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Boom]
#5714771 - 06/05/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Booooom said: Suicide by cop is cool too. Go nuts and steal a car and let it end with you crawling out of a mangled car wreck and pointing a gun at a cop.
Hell yeah. Totally kickass way to go. I'd have news helicopters hovering over me and shit.
P.S. I'd be wearing a Shroomery shirt.
Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:21 PM)
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5714773 - 06/05/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats really not a good idea... i was in North Hampton the other night and my buddy was wearing a Yankees cap... tons of drunks were trying to start shit with him... I almost had to stab a few people for him...
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
#5714774 - 06/05/06 12:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dont know what their deal is, but BoSox fans are hard core...
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714783 - 06/05/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: Don't ever try to head in the oven thing. It doesn't work.

did you singe your hair
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714786 - 06/05/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Magic Mushrooms" make Pennsylvania man go crazy
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5714790 - 06/05/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: If I do wind up going on vacation to the cape I'm gonna wear my Yankee shirts to Masshole bars for the Yanks vs. Red Sox games.
It's been nice knowing you Robot. You seem like a cool guy and you will be missed.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5714796 - 06/05/06 12:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: did you singe your hair
Ever so slightly.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Boom]
#5714800 - 06/05/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Booooom said: "Magic Mushrooms" make Pennsylvania man go crazy
I think I'd get all hopped up on PCP and cocaine if I did it.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714808 - 06/05/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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next time blow out the pilot light and then turn the stove on, when I turned it on it got all hot, I was sweating and it was all in my eyes, they started burning and I couldnt take it any more... I gave up on giving up after that
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Boom]
#5714810 - 06/05/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You could be like that guy they always show in those high speed chase shows that stole a tank and rampaged though a suburb and the freeway...
Except you should steal one with a full load of ammo.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Kaleidoscope]
#5714817 - 06/05/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kaleidoscope said: You could be like that guy they always show in those high speed chase shows that stole a tank and rampaged though a suburb and the freeway...
Except you should steal one with a full load of ammo.
That would be cool. Did you ever hear about the "Killdozer" incident?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer_%28bulldozer%29
Now that was a real man.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Kaleidoscope]
#5714820 - 06/05/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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can we pick the city to drop him and the tank in?
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714824 - 06/05/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The FlaggDozer
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714837 - 06/05/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow, you can't even kill yourself? You're a failure at life. If I were you, I'd kill myself.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Silversoul]
#5714845 - 06/05/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'm never able to follow through on shit usually.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714850 - 06/05/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:


-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714855 - 06/05/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't even know i did!!
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714859 - 06/05/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL
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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5714872 - 06/05/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mattzdope said:
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RandalFlagg said:


Come to think of it I have been wearing tight pants lately.
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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5714874 - 06/05/06 12:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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k never mind
Edited by Corporal Kielbasa (06/05/06 12:53 PM)
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