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I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) * 1
    #5714675 - 06/05/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Corporal Kielbasa deleted me from his Myspace friend's list. I no longer want to live. I have just attempted suicide several times.

I first thought that I would try a gun:



But, I wouldn't want to leave such a mess.

Then I thought I would try a knife:



But, I'm too squeamish for that.

Don't ever try to head in the oven thing. It doesn't work.



I decided to throw myself off of a roof:



I hit hard and I was out for a minute or so:



This suicide stuff is difficult.


Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:10 PM)


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714694 - 06/05/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

you are using an electric oven, eh?


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714703 - 06/05/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Make it funny, like in Better off Dead



Or you can put a hit on your self,


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
    #5714705 - 06/05/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Looks like a gas from the grates on the top.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5714708 - 06/05/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, I noticed that after i posted...


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5714719 - 06/05/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Snaggletooth said:
Make it funny, like in Better off Dead




I'm open to suggestions. What would be a quick and painless way to go that would allow me to upload pictures afterward?


Edited by RandalFlagg (06/05/06 12:09 PM)


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714723 - 06/05/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

*webcam


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
    #5714728 - 06/05/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Damn...I don't have one of those.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
    #5714733 - 06/05/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If i tried to kill myself i'd probably end up horribly disabled.

like i'd jump off something massive, reach terminal velocity, plough into the ground at 160mph and just be all fucked up.

Lifes ok at the moment though, i try and keep off myspace,,, :smirk:.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714738 - 06/05/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

this whole killing yourself is proving too difficult for you... go crack a beer and watch some porn... have a good time...


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Mike_yy]
    #5714740 - 06/05/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mikeyyork said:
like i'd jump off something massive, reach terminal velocity, plough into the ground at 160mph and just be all fucked up.




Somehow I don't think I reached terminal velocity after eight feet.

Quote:

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Lifes ok at the moment though, i try and keep off myspace,,, :smirk:.




Follow that advice...trust me.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Mike_yy]
    #5714743 - 06/05/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Good idea :thumbup:


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714746 - 06/05/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well first put the camera on the timer,

Have you thought about a good old hanging,

Or you can do like Bruce Willis did in the movie that I forget the name, Where a sign around your naked body, with something like I hate niggers, and ware it in the hood.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5714749 - 06/05/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that was die hard


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
    #5714752 - 06/05/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I love that part


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5714753 - 06/05/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Snaggletooth said:
Or you can do like Bruce Willis did in the movie that I forget the name, Where a sign around your naked body, with something like I hate niggers, and where it in the hood.




Wow...what a badass way to go. I'll bet I'd make the news and everything.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714757 - 06/05/06 12:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You could also just wear a Yankees shirt in Boston, and some street hooligan will take care of you...


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5714759 - 06/05/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Suicide by cop is cool too. Go nuts and steal a car and let it end with you crawling out of a mangled car wreck and pointing a gun at a cop.


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5714760 - 06/05/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Father forgive me for I know not what I do
I tried everything, but I'll leave it up to you
I don't want to live, I don't know why
I don't have no reasons, I just want to die

I'm a suicidal failure, I've got to get some help
I have suicidal tendencies, but I can't kill myself

I'm tired of this way of life, my patience has expired
I'm barely just 19, but my life I will retire
I went down to a rifle store, I bought myself a gun
I pointed it at my head, but I couldn't get the job done

I took all my mothers sleeping pills
I jumped off a freeway bridge
I drank three kinds of poison
And drove my car off a ridge
I beat myself with a bat
Put a noose around my head
I overdosed on heroin
But I'm still not dead

Death may not be the answer, it can't be all that great
But me I'm not into living, with life I can't relate
By some masochistic reasoning, I think that it will be fun
I want to start my second life now
So shoot me with your gun



:headbang:


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Re: I am attempting suicide (and Corporal Kielbasa made me do it) [Re: Jim]
    #5714766 - 06/05/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Jim said:
You could also just wear a Yankees shirt in Boston, and some street hooligan will take care of you...




If I do wind up going on vacation to the cape I'm gonna wear my Yankee shirts to Masshole bars for the Yanks vs. Red Sox games.


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