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OfflineHitman203
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Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie....
    #5713179 - 06/04/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Im stoned and ordered this movie and its been on like 45 minutes and its the most boring movie ever. does it pick up or something? the preview said it was a murder mystery action movie


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5713182 - 06/04/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You should have known from the title.


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: domite]
    #5713200 - 06/04/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

what is it about some Mexican that never stops mowing the lawn


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5713215 - 06/04/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I liked it. It does have a slow start though.

Do you want to know the ending?


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Noetical]
    #5713230 - 06/04/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

rachel weisz is hot as fuck.  that accent...  watch chain reaction.  the movie is ok...but worth a watch since she's in it.  awesome tits.  I would fuck her all day. :thumbup:


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5713235 - 06/04/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you want a real fast-paced, action packed, film with lots of snappy dialog, I recommend Gus Van Sant's "Last Days." :wink:


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Papaver]
    #5713243 - 06/04/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I don't know why but something has kept me fromw atching that.


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Papaver]
    #5713249 - 06/04/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i say you watch something with elmo in it that stuff always rocks!


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5713261 - 06/04/06 11:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It's actually pretty interesting, but I was kidding above about it being "fast paced." It moves at glacial speed. It's probably just a little faster than Andy Warhol's "Sleep."

Elmo's stuff is cool, though...


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Papaver]
    #5713324 - 06/04/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Constant Gardener sucked so much ass, that I left the movie theatre. That was only the second time in my life I had ever done that.


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5713369 - 06/04/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It's an intelligent, thought-provoking social commentary. That's probably why you didn't like it.


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5713382 - 06/04/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was disappointed with it, too. It's a shame, too, because it was directed by the same guy that directed City of God, which was a phenomenal movie. Constant Gardener was a real yawner, though.


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: blissedout]
    #5713561 - 06/05/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mod edit: Banned for posting scat in the pub.


Edited by Shroomism (06/05/06 01:17 AM)


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
    #5713574 - 06/05/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:leafromp:


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
    #5713580 - 06/05/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

What doesn't need more scat, I ask you!  :cool:


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5713591 - 06/05/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You present a very good point.


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
    #5713628 - 06/05/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

So, that's all you have to offer? Let's go for the gold, fella!

:popcorn:


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: blissedout]
    #5713631 - 06/05/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I need some help pulling it off...but I will shoot for it.


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there should be a 3 month waiting period between registration and posting. :wink:


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
    #5713635 - 06/05/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Constant gardener picks up a lot in the second half. I thought it sucked at first, but it finished up pretty well.


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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5713640 - 06/05/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Scat is against the rules. Enjoy your ban.


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