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Hitman203
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Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie....
#5713179 - 06/04/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im stoned and ordered this movie and its been on like 45 minutes and its the most boring movie ever. does it pick up or something? the preview said it was a murder mystery action movie
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domite
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
#5713182 - 06/04/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should have known from the title.
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BLAST_420
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: domite]
#5713200 - 06/04/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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what is it about some Mexican that never stops mowing the lawn
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Noetical
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
#5713215 - 06/04/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I liked it. It does have a slow start though.
Do you want to know the ending?
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Noetical]
#5713230 - 06/04/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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rachel weisz is hot as fuck. that accent... watch chain reaction. the movie is ok...but worth a watch since she's in it. awesome tits. I would fuck her all day.
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
#5713235 - 06/04/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you want a real fast-paced, action packed, film with lots of snappy dialog, I recommend Gus Van Sant's "Last Days."
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Papaver]
#5713243 - 06/04/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't know why but something has kept me fromw atching that.
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Papaver]
#5713249 - 06/04/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i say you watch something with elmo in it that stuff always rocks!
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5713261 - 06/04/06 11:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's actually pretty interesting, but I was kidding above about it being "fast paced." It moves at glacial speed. It's probably just a little faster than Andy Warhol's "Sleep."
Elmo's stuff is cool, though...
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Papaver]
#5713324 - 06/04/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Constant Gardener sucked so much ass, that I left the movie theatre. That was only the second time in my life I had ever done that.
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
#5713369 - 06/04/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's an intelligent, thought-provoking social commentary. That's probably why you didn't like it.
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Hitman203]
#5713382 - 06/04/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was disappointed with it, too. It's a shame, too, because it was directed by the same guy that directed City of God, which was a phenomenal movie. Constant Gardener was a real yawner, though.
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whatever123
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: blissedout]
#5713561 - 06/05/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mod edit: Banned for posting scat in the pub.
Edited by Shroomism (06/05/06 01:17 AM)
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
#5713574 - 06/05/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
#5713580 - 06/05/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What doesn't need more scat, I ask you!
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whatever123
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Le_Canard]
#5713591 - 06/05/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You present a very good point.
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
#5713628 - 06/05/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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So, that's all you have to offer? Let's go for the gold, fella!
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whatever123
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: blissedout]
#5713631 - 06/05/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I need some help pulling it off...but I will shoot for it.
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: whatever123]
#5713635 - 06/05/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Constant gardener picks up a lot in the second half. I thought it sucked at first, but it finished up pretty well.
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Re: Constant Gardener.... What a gay movie.... [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5713640 - 06/05/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Scat is against the rules. Enjoy your ban.
Edited by Shroomism (06/05/06 01:18 AM)
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