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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #5711936 - 06/04/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: Veritas]
    #5711984 - 06/04/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Sweedish fish!


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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: Xanthas]
    #5711992 - 06/04/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Naturally! What else would swim in milk and honey?


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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: Veritas]
    #5712102 - 06/04/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Gorgeous naked women?


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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: Viveka]
    #5712110 - 06/04/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:  In your personal land of milk and honey, you can have the Victoria's Secret models performing synchronized swim routines.


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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: mr_kite]
    #5712564 - 06/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Is this "true"? ie did Jesus actually turn the water into wine?




according to catholic tradition, yes that is very true, and in fact priests do it at every mass.


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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: Veritas]
    #5712686 - 06/04/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh boy!  My very own pool of pleasure.  Or river of pleasure or whatever.  :derfase:


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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: kotik]
    #5713172 - 06/04/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You don't really want us to believe that priests turn water to wine do you? Their just normal guys, with fancy robes. They got beat up in high school, worked at CVS and now they have a gig as the middle man between God and humanity while taking advantage of 6 year old boys in their spare time (ok maybe not all of them)

The thing that gets me about literal interpretation of the bible is virgin birth. What kind of evidence could one present to someone that would make them buy such an illogical story?


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Re: one for the christian literalists [Re: PeteSphagnum]
    #5713246 - 06/04/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

some campers, drinking water from the fresh stream...
some stranger comes out of the woods and says hello, and has some water too

they start talking
and the stuff this guy is saying is like woa...heavy
it's like the guy is all high on some killer LSD or something
he's glowin' man, saying things that just make everything so simple
our eyes seemed to open so we could even see things brighter
we felt like we were high from talkin' to this guy

a contact high


water to wine


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