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Invisibleblacksabbathrulz
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Fuck Bank of America
    #5710793 - 06/04/06 11:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

They are assholes. I deposited a 3800 dollar paycheck on the 1st, and they said it was a new account, so it would take until the 14th to clear. Yesterday, I went to the teller, and deposited 800 cash, and it's not available either? WTF? It's goddamn cash, it should be available the second I deposit it. Grrrr./.


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5710795 - 06/04/06 11:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yea, those guys are dicks.


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5710797 - 06/04/06 11:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

was the $3800 check out f state? and with the $800 check it wouldnt post until midnight tonight at the earliest, that being said

FUCK ALL BANKS!


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5710811 - 06/04/06 11:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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was the $3800 check out f state? and with the $800 check it wouldnt post until midnight tonight at the earliest, that being said

FUCK ALL BANKS!




No, the 3800 dollar check was from in State, and the 800 wasnt even a check it was cash. I deposited all the money I had thinking that it should clear no later than midnight, and now I don't have any money.  :frown:


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5710837 - 06/04/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

the $800 should post to your account tonight, talk with the manager of the bank,
regarding the $3800, mine tried playing that kind of shit with me a few years back
and a short discussion removed all holds on my deposits including out of state
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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5710849 - 06/04/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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that being said

FUCK ALL BANKS!




And the choir sings... Amen!


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5710853 - 06/04/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
the $800 should post to your account tonight, talk with the manager of the bank,
regarding the $3800, mine tried playing that kind of shit with me a few years back
and a short discussion removed all holds on my deposits including out of state
checks.




Do you have any idea why they even hold checks to begin with? It seems kinda pointless to me. :confused:


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5710885 - 06/04/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

$$$$

used to be banks paid a reasonable intrest on your money, checking was always free
the reason is they used your money for loans and such at higher rates, they
learned that they can fuck people by charging for these 'services' and reduce the
paid out interest... the longer they hold yours, the more they make


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5710886 - 06/04/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

#1 To prevent fraud and to protect your money (publically stated reason).

#2 Every dollar they can hold on to, for any amount of time, generates interest income for them, which adds up across a large customer base and makes for a fat bottom line (non-stated real reason).

#3 Large bureaucracies are chocked full of arcane and byzantine rules which defy the knowledge and common sense of even the most alert peon in their draconian system (secret reason, unknown to even the bank clerks).


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5710901 - 06/04/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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used to be banks paid a reasonable intrest on your money, checking was always free




I can remember when banks were cool, but that seemed to change at some point in the nineties... :frown:

I want my free toaster, damn it!  :evil:


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5710934 - 06/04/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Be happy you don't have Wells Fargo.  Hands down the worst bank I've ever dealt with.  I just deposited a $2000 check and they were gonna place a hold and then I actually lost it a little.  I told them I've been banking at this exact same branch for over 5 years, this check is from the same company I've been depositing checks from for 5 years, there's absolutely no reason for a hold...I think she could tell I wasn't going to have it!  :crankey:


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Papaver]
    #5710943 - 06/04/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Papaver said:
I can remember when banks were cool, but that seemed to change at some point in the nineties... :frown:





it was the 80's when the government stepped in and said they couldnt launder money for the drug cartels anymore, they had to find a way to suppliment their income after that


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5710971 - 06/04/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That, rampant deregulation, and a rising class of professional manager MBA-types...

I keep my money in an old matress like my grandfather taught me too... :wink:


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Papaver]
    #5711007 - 06/04/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

jelly jars in the back yard, now if I had made a map or planed them near land marks I wouldnt be broke today...


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5711050 - 06/04/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You should have had a map tattooed on your back, except then you'd have to find someone you could trust to read it for you...


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Papaver]
    #5711082 - 06/04/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

especially fuck wachovia. they wont cash my english checks with our a 75$ fee per check.


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Papaver]
    #5711089 - 06/04/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'd first have to find a tattoo artist I could trust, he may just give me a tat of
boisie idaho and screw me out of everything


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5711102 - 06/04/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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KidgardFromSRQ said:
especially fuck wachovia. they wont cash my english checks with our a 75$ fee per check.




My brother and sister have a cuople huge lawsuits agains wachovia right now
looks like a bank VP was looking out after his own interests, I'd have the same
suit but I wasnt willing to trust the guys advice... I did good and bad with that


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5711144 - 06/04/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, anything to do with Boise, Idaho, is about as useless as tits on a boar... :smirk:


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Re: Fuck Bank of America [Re: Papaver]
    #5711152 - 06/04/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I can find a use for boar tits


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