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Zorodius
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What happens if you fail a drug test?
#5710269 - 06/04/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What are the consequences for failing a pre-employment drug test? Obviously, you don't get the job, but is there any risk that you will be arrested, or that the information from the test will be distributed to other employers?
I ask since I need to start looking for work again soon, and it's been about two weeks since I last smoked. Before that, I was using about once a week. I'm not sure if this means I'm likely to test positive or not.
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EternalEden
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Zorodius]
#5710479 - 06/04/06 08:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have you tried looking for this information on www.erowid.org? I believe that they have some good information on drug tests for various drugs and the amount of time they stay in your system.
Try that site out, if that dosent work search other forums, other then that i have no clue....good luck on getting a job dude
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Trav
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Zorodius]
#5710484 - 06/04/06 08:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think there is any risk besides not getting hired by the employer that drug tested you, the test won't be shared with anyone I wouldn't think. I'm not 100% sure but that would be my guess.
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Atheist
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Trav]
#5710583 - 06/04/06 09:43 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nope it should be 100% confidential.
and you won't get the job
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EquilibriuM
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Atheist]
#5710614 - 06/04/06 10:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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drink a shit load of water and piss at least once before the test the day of. You want clear urine.... IF they ask you tell them you only drink water for health reasons (no soda/beer/etc). They cant fail you just because you drink too much water.
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Atheist
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: EquilibriuM]
#5710631 - 06/04/06 10:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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^^ That is key.
Your water should be fucking clear as hell
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Mr_Prickles
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Atheist]
#5710762 - 06/04/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dilution works wonders, but some tests are thrown out if they're suspected to be diluted. Take a multi-vitamin roughly an hour before the test, and it'll add a bit of color to it. Some places test your creatinin levels to check for dilutions, but a little bit of creatine powder or some red meat before the test will put you in the clear there as well.
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Arrakis
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Mr_Prickles]
#5710861 - 06/04/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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LMAO at these old urban legends of how to beat a drug test.
Drinking a lot of water won't clean out your system any faster, and neither will pickle juice, vinegar, bleach, niacin, or any other crap that sounds too good to be true.
It all depends on how your body metabolizes different chemicals, what your body type is, how much body fat you have, and how much the trace amount of each drug/chemical the test requires to produce a positive result.
The best/easiest way to beat a drug test is as follows:
1. Get an Elmer's glue bottle, empty all of the contents, and rinse it out really thoroughly.
2. Find someone with "clean" piss, and have them piss in the empty glue bottle. Don't be squeamish; urine is sterile.
3. Duck tape the glue bottle to your inner thigh to keep it warm, and head off to the clinic.
4. Poke the tip of the bottle through your fly and empty the bottle into the cup. If you like being an ass, empty the rest of the bottle all over the outside of the cup so that it's dripping wet when you hand it to them.
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MrMolotov
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Mr_Prickles]
#5710872 - 06/04/06 11:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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just have like half of a rockstar and it will nmakje your piss look like normal yellow piss. and drink lotsa water and only use mid stream pee
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Koala Koolio
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Arrakis]
#5710909 - 06/04/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Of course water won't clean out your system, thc is fat soluble.
It will dilute the sample enough so that you might pass. Again, use a multivitamin.
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Arrakis
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5710917 - 06/04/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You know what I meant, you dirty marsupial.
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Psilocyan
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Arrakis]
#5711480 - 06/04/06 02:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Arrakis said: If you like being an ass, empty the rest of the bottle all over the outside of the cup so that it's dripping wet when you hand it to them.

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ThreePieceSuit
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Psilocyan]
#5711507 - 06/04/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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If the test is monitored, you can't use someone else's urine.
And I'm pretty sure it's illegal for employers to share something like that. 2 weeks might do it, good luck!
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EquilibriuM
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5712486 - 06/04/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Koala Koolio said: Of course water won't clean out your system, thc is fat soluble.
It will dilute the sample enough so that you might pass.
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Mr_Prickles
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Re: What happens if you fail a drug test? [Re: Arrakis]
#5713492 - 06/05/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Arrakis said: LMAO at these old urban legends of how to beat a drug test.
Drinking a lot of water won't clean out your system any faster, and neither will pickle juice, vinegar, bleach, niacin, or any other crap that sounds too good to be true.
No one said anything about cleaning out their system, it's about dilution. Urinalyses test in nanograms per mililiter, so increasing the fluid to metabolite ratio is certainly a practical way to improve your chances of passing.
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