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InvisibleGGreatOne234
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Sooo... Hows everything going for ya in Hong Kong?
    #570223 - 03/05/02 12:18 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

??THE DAY HONG KONG SHUT DOWN??
By: Mr. GGreatOne234



Chapter I - ??The White-man sits alone??

It was your typically gross and sickening late-winters day,
In Hong Kong, China?K

The buses and trucks were puking out billows-
Of-sweetly perfumed exhaust fumes.
The chinamen were spitting large wads of scum-infested,
Sinus-excretions onto the sidewalks.

The rats were resting beneath the cities sweaty streets,
Basking themselves in cool black sludge-water-ridden-feces.
Dripping down through grime-stained cauldrons of broken urine tanks-
That leak throughout the aromatic alleyways of piled up and broken-
Age old septic tanks.

The streets were hustling and bustling with the frantic clinkering-
Of little light Chinese feet thumping double-time, triple time and faster.

The trains were each packed with thousands of wonderfully disgusting-
Straight grinning smutty Chinese hookers and smelly businessmen-
In cheap three-piece suits that won??t hesitate a second-
To hand their measly weeks wage over to those little whores-
In exchange for a hot steamy pile of their rice-diet bi-product-
Lying atop their chinamen chests.

The air smelled like Chinese ass sweat,
With a mixture of rotten sesame seed bread,
Amidst the putrid scent of expired soymilk,
Lingering into thick vaporous clouds.

The white-man sits alone,
Amongst a dog-crap-laden staircase of a garbage-strewn hell-pit,
Of what once may have stood a city-park?
Now in the process of being converted into a trash-bin.



Chapter II - ??Owed to the chinaman??

Their skyscrapers stood vibrating with seemingly constant assembly lines,
Of efficient around-the-clock wealth-production machines pumping out
Buttons and toothpicks and pins for the masses.

Their cell-phones were ringing and bleeping and beeping
Together in simultaneous mobile-unison of tiny blinking lights
Held by anxiously waiting little Chinese fingertips.

Their harbors were merry with their boats and their ferries,
Dashing and splashing and dodging the garbage:
Waste-piles-of plastics and assortments of metals,
Boxes on charters and globs of black hair,
And smelly old Speedos that Chinamen wear.

One last owed to the Chinaman,
Who can??t help but stare,
At a white-man with white-skin,
And some racism-to-share.



Chapter III - ??Snake-blood and Bat-skins and Beetles for Food??

Gross.

Gross are the vendors that sell moldy fruits,
Gross are the splendors of billionaire??s loot.
Gross are the alley cats and street-dogs and bums,
Gross are discarded chicken wings they eat from the bones.

The bowels of the city are churning their song,
-Chirping and burping and slurping along.
Who is to blame for this mess called Hong Kong? ,
-But Chinamen with business-plans in the district of Kwai Fong.

Snake-blood and bat-skin and beetles for food,
Dog-meat and chicken-feet will cheer up your mood.
Fragrant-Harbor it ??tis, Fragrant-Harbor ??tis not,
This stands for Hong Kong, ??The city of Snot??.



Chapter IV - ??Everything I Like about China??

Rude.

R stands for the Regions of communists and chinks, and-
U stands for Understanding the language they speak, and-
D stands for the Kiddy-porn they sell on the street.
E stands for Everything I like about China.

-And China stands for everything I crap out my behinda.



Chapter V - ??The Guilo??

The Guilo is Hong Kong for:

-??White man -or- ghosts??.
They come from Australia and Britain for-the-most,
-On jet planes from Sydney and London with-great-hopes.

The guilo from U.S. are frowned on the most,
How did they get here? ,
What??s wrong with those folks! ?

Big-tall Americans with their shiny-clean teeth,
Their sheik styles of clothing we never could meet.
They think they??re so special,
They think they??re so neat.

The guilo in Hong Kong deserves to eat sheet.


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Re: Sooo... Hows everything going for ya in Hong Kong? [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #570229 - 03/05/02 12:34 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

nice writting. looks to me like you need to get the fuck out of there.


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InvisibleGGreatOne234
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Re: Sooo... Hows everything going for ya in Hong Kong? [Re: TeRzMaStA]
    #570231 - 03/05/02 12:36 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Well i am off to the plane station place to replace my return tickets to anywhere in Europe.
-Barcelona, Madrid, Amsterdam.. Paris even, but annie and i are headed to spain or holland either way.

Keep on shroomin,
GG


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Re: Sooo... Hows everything going for ya in Hong Kong? [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #570235 - 03/05/02 12:38 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

good choice. I want to head to holland sometime. I have a friend who has family there so maybe I can go this summer.


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Re: Sooo... Hows everything going for ya in Hong Kong? [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #570297 - 03/05/02 03:03 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Pay me a visit if you want. Portugal BTW.

Peace,
MAIA


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