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The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" thread
    #5698507 - 06/01/06 05:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, ladies and gentleman! Get prepared.
It's 9:00pm on a Saturday night and I just ran out of cigarettes thinking I still had 2 left in my packet, which should have lasted me until morning. Dang.
Having no license and a car with a dodgy headlight AND living 12km out of town makes it a bit sus driving all the way in just for a meezely packet of cigarettes so I gotta sit this one out folks.

So to help me feel a bit better about it, I made this really gay thread.

I hate running out of cigarettes. I really do. It sucks. I'd quit smoking, but nicotine has got me by the balls.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" thread [Re: indica]
    #5698509 - 06/01/06 05:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

lol. in the time your not smoking, you can think about why you should be smoking.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" thread [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5698511 - 06/01/06 05:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mmm well to be honest, when I'm not smoking I don't get withdrawls or the desire to smoke... BUT... when I'm neear shops I'm all like "OMG I HAV TO BI A PAKET OV TEH CIGARETTEZ ZOMGZ!@@1" and yeah, I crack. And if I have access to many, I go through about a packet a day... but when I'm chillin at home a pack will last me about 3 or 4 days..


I hate smoking. Has anyone seen the new pics of rotten gangrine feet and roten lungs theyre putting on cigarette packets now? It's like "HEY! THIS IS WHAT THIS PRODUCT DOES TO YOU! DON'T SMOKE IT, BUT HERE IT IS ANYWAY! SMOKE ME! SMOOOOOOOOOOKE MEEEEEEEE!"


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" thread [Re: indica]
    #5698514 - 06/01/06 05:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i havent heard of that in america, but the american public is well aware of the dangers of smoking. in my opinion, if you wanna wreck your lungs knowingly of the dangers and addiction/withdrawl potential in exchange for a quick buzz... well, that's your choice. all this anti-smoking gruesome image shit really puts a bad stigma on smokers with certain people.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" thread [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5698524 - 06/01/06 05:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well it goes on here in Aus... you should see our packets they are fuckin wrong with pictures of black rotten feet and shit its fucked up. You're lucky to buy a pack that doesnt have a pic on it, but theyre outdated as fuck and taste like barley.

But yeah, I want some cancer.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" thread [Re: indica]
    #5698550 - 06/01/06 05:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Did I say Saturday? I meant Thursday.

I suck. I made this thread in the time honoured tradition of
"THE OFFICIAL 2006 PEANUT EATERS THREAD! ZOMGZ POST UR FAV PEANUT BRANDS HERE!"


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" thread [Re: indica]
    #5698575 - 06/01/06 06:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Take some cig buts, get the tobacco out and put them in a bowl... or roll them with papers if you have those.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: eris]
    #5698594 - 06/01/06 06:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thank God this is official, I wouldnt've posted otherwise :rolleyes:


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #5698792 - 06/01/06 08:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

there are cooler ways to die  :strokebeard:


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #5698822 - 06/01/06 08:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i don't really consider my self a smoker... although lately i've been smoking 1-2 cigs a day
i don't buy packs since i know i'll smoke more then i want to!

a couple of night ago i went for a long walk at night and while crossing a road i noticed a squashed pack of malburo and thought "those damn drivers throwing away their trash in the street..." i thought it might have contained cigs though, but didn't bother to check. so i continue walking and not a minute goes by and i see another pack laying on a bench, and i figure "lets see if that has anything in it" so i move it thinking it would be empty and won't risist my tuch only... it's heavy! i pick it up and finelly notice is not even opend!
free cigs :tongue:

that'll last about a week i guess (hopfully more...)


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: Simisu]
    #5698937 - 06/01/06 09:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

id just ride my bike, i go on 32km bike rides somtimes :shrug:


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5700351 - 06/01/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well i got my cigs...

ahhh sweet cancer.

I have found 2 unopened packs in my life. and about 4 with like 1-15 left in them.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: indica]
    #5700508 - 06/01/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i was thinking about quiting today..but i'm niccin pretty bad and game 7 is on tonight so maybe i should smoke and drink tonight and watch the game. then i can quit tommorrow.

:laugh:


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5700514 - 06/01/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I HAVE walked 2 miles in the snow to the store for a pack of camel shorts!!


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: deadheadjpc2000]
    #5700577 - 06/01/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Although I have spent many days and nights with no money and no cigarettes, I think that the best thing in the world is opening your "empty" pack before you throw it away and finding you have one more when you thought you had none. Better than Christmas!


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: NobodyCares]
    #5700646 - 06/01/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

^^ that is a great feeling

nicotine has me by the balls to, i'm hooked

and i love camel lights too


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: indica]
    #5700931 - 06/01/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I have found 2 unopened packs in my life. and about 4 with like 1-15 left in them.




hmm... that leads me to believe that if pot was legal, i'd have found a nug or two of kine bud in my life thus far. fucking a.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: ninetynine]
    #5700950 - 06/01/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm out of cigarettes, but I've got a blunt full of green, I'll get my nicotine high while I smoke it walking 2 miles to the store to buy a pack of cigarettes.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: indica]
    #5701459 - 06/01/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

its a lot easier to get cigs when you don't live in the middle of nowhere :wink:


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: indica]
    #5701481 - 06/01/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

This is why it's good to plan ahead.
Thus whenever I run out of ciggs, I walk out to my garden, pic any of my dozen rustica plants, and go to town on one of the bottom set of leaves.
Then I quid it. Only takes a little bit. Be careful with rustica.
Grow your own tobacco.
My biggest rustica plant is FOUR FEET( and in full out bloom with seed pods forming.


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Re: The OFFICIAL "I just ran out of cigarettes and it's too far and late to go and get some more" th [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5702554 - 06/02/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was thinking of growing my own tobacco as well as my own opium, but the penalties for growing tobacco are far worse than for growing weed where I come from (of this I'm 90% sure - evading taxes, cultivating a prohibited plant, possessing a prohibited plant or its product etc)

BUT if it is illegal to grow tobacco on the grounds of 'possessing a prohibited plant or its product' wouldn't that mean that selling cigarettes in a shop is illegal in a gay loophole kind of way?


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