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Cham
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Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past?
#5697951 - 06/01/06 01:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My brother just reminded me about the time I heckled a group of religious protestors outside an abortion clinic. I questioned thier faith, told them to go home and leave the poor women alone, and eventually it got to the point where the only man talking back to me was telling me to find God and that he would pray for my soul. I told him he was going to hell and that God hated all of them. The look on thier faces when I busted that out was incredibly fucking priceless. I forgot all about it and gave myself a huge pat on the back when he reminded me.
Go me woo.
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Re: Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past? [Re: Cham]
#5698049 - 06/01/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've done some pretty off stuff over the years...
here is one...
I was in my 20's when AC/DC came out with the "Back in Black" album. I used to stay at my best friends dad's house up in this little redneck town called Preston. There was a church across the street. We would drink our asses off on Saturday night. Throw our beer cans and cig butts all over the lawn, the pastors lawn...and play loud Rock and Roll music.
Then when Sunday morning came around... We would crank up the tunes and play "Hells Bells" by AC/DC... when all the good little church going people would be walking into Church!~

starts with a Church bell ringin at the begining of the song...
I'm rolling thunder, pourin rain I'm comin' on like a hurricane White lightning's flashing across the sky You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives Nobody's putting up a fight i got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell I'm gonna get ya, Satan get ya
CHORUS: Hell's Bells Yeah, Hell's Bells You got me ringing Hell's Bells My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
I'll give you that sensation up and down your spine If you're into evil you're a friend of mine See the white light flashing as I split the night 'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives Nobody's puttin' up a fight Got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell I'm gonna get ya, Satan get you
CHORUS
yeow Hell's Bells, satans comin to you Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now Hell's Bells, the temperature is high Hell's Bells, across the sky Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you under, Hell's Bells, gonna split the night Hell's Bells, that's no way to fight, yeah
Ow, ow, ow, ow Yeah, that's it hells bells
One day the pastor came by and gave us a garbage bag and an ashtray...as a kind gesture on his part.

Then invited us to the Church movie at the community center... I think he thought he could save us!~ lolzz We got drunk walked into the movie while it was already started... fell down drunk and were swearing WTF is this Disney shit!~
They hated us!~ They called us Long Haired City Slickers!~ lolzzz And we fucked all the girls in that podunk town... we could possibly get our dirty little hands on... which was many!~
I still laugh when I hear Hells Bells by AC/DC.

tc
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Re: Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past? [Re: Roadkill]
#5698062 - 06/01/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Was that in Idaho?
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Cham
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Re: Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past? [Re: Roadkill]
#5698066 - 06/01/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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HAH!
I'm not technically in my 20's until next monday, so I have a full decade of debauchery of that level to look forward to. Excellent story, I will do my best to emulate in the future.
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Re: Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past? [Re: Cham]
#5698082 - 06/01/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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One time I beat off atleast 10 times in one day.......wish I was young again....that jerk off session was awe inspiring.
Is that an ok story?
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Re: Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past? [Re: Skunk420]
#5698094 - 06/01/06 02:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
skunk78395 said:
Was that in Idaho?
No
in the back woods of Washington...back then.
Quote:
Cham said:
HAH!
I'm not technically in my 20's until next monday, so I have a full decade of debauchery of that level to look forward to. Excellent story, I will do my best to emulate in the future.
I'm 46 now... so that was a few years back!~
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Re: Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past? [Re: Roadkill]
#5698101 - 06/01/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, yea right, if you were in Idaho doing that, you would have been in jail for doing that, the mormons would have called the cops on your ass in no time at all.
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Cham
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Re: Ever have moments where you are in love/awe of something you did in the past? [Re: Skunk420]
#5698135 - 06/01/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah, here in the south you woulda gotten a swift beating. possibly with a shovel or other instrument of dirt cultivation.
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