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InvisibleZippoZM
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I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem...
    #5697939 - 06/01/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

its getting pretty bad, this morning i had to go to the humane society and adopt a whole litter of littens. they were supposed to last me untill atleast sunday, but i did them all today...

im sure that not too omany of you have heard of kitten huffing, its basically the same effects as CP, but about 10 times more intense and much shorter in duration.

i dont konw where to turn, right now im thinking about busting up into my neighbors hosue because theyre cat is in there and theyre on vacation... i just need one more.

heres some historical data on the whole thing, for those of you that are interested
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5698009 - 06/01/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

May God have mercy on your soul you dispicable bane on society.


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5698028 - 06/01/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You need help bad!! that is not right!

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5698037 - 06/01/06 01:47 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5698081 - 06/01/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Konnrade said:





i always knew that this night would come back to haunt me. i was way to catty that night, and didnt even see the camera:(


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5698250 - 06/01/06 03:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It's a growing problem in todays society.



Remember kids, every time you huff a kitten, you're supporting terrorism.

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: Skunk420]
    #5698254 - 06/01/06 03:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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skunk78395 said:
You need help bad!! that is not right!




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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5698374 - 06/01/06 03:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:angrycat:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

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I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eligal]
    #5698376 - 06/01/06 03:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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eligal said:
:angrycat:




:sexy:


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eris]
    #5698383 - 06/01/06 04:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you really like me dont you  :inlove:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
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"tactik said:
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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eligal]
    #5698386 - 06/01/06 04:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

but of course, i want to hit it.. with a bag full of cats.


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eris]
    #5698402 - 06/01/06 04:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

stroke me right and ill pur for you


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eligal]
    #5698418 - 06/01/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Smoking the cat shit is much more psychoactive, and you always have a steady supply...


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: SoulSurfer]
    #5698423 - 06/01/06 04:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I got to try that.. can I use a bowl or what? Is there some kind of special cat shit smoking apparatus that I need?


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eris]
    #5698482 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You aways have pussy around. :smirk:


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: Brainiac]
    #5698557 - 06/01/06 05:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

how the hell is that real... or is it if it is thats really fucked up


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5698567 - 06/01/06 06:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Ride the snake. Don't fight it. You feel'n that shit yet? JEAAAAAAAAAAAH!





:rofl:

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5698569 - 06/01/06 06:19 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I prefer my bonsai kitten it's just such a nice ornament for the room. And it's so cute a square kitten, such a novelty.




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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5698573 - 06/01/06 06:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Kitty haters :mad2:


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eris]
    #5698582 - 06/01/06 06:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm so confused right now :confused:


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: twigz]
    #5698584 - 06/01/06 06:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Me too. It's probably best to not bother trying to understand.


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: eris]
    #5698601 - 06/01/06 06:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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eris said:
Kitty haters :mad2:




I love my kitty, but I find this amusing. Also, my kitty smells good. I sniff her head sometimes.  :shocked:

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: twigz]
    #5700299 - 06/01/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If you think you're confused now, then imagine how you'd feel after huffing an 8-pound blue-eyed persian. That shit will get you fucked up. :laugh:


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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5700385 - 06/01/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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:lol: That pic never fails to crack me up.

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Re: I need some help, i have a kitten huffing problem... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5700424 - 06/01/06 04:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

im sry but this is the funniest shit ever, really made my day, keep that site up :hehehe:

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