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I have saltrock embedded in my ass cheek... any suggestions?
    #5697612 - 06/01/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I tryed dissolving it with water, but it just made it burn more intensely... its too deep to pick out with a knife and I can't find a pair or tweezers. Will it just eventually absorb? A quick answer would be appreciated. :eek: :eek: :eek:


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Re: I have saltrock embedded in my ass cheek... any suggestions? [Re: shamanamba]
    #5697646 - 06/01/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Get permission to hunt it field your hunting at. I am not sure if this post belongs in this section? I found it interesting though. My advice would be to pick it out with tweasers or something, I highly doubt it will dislove. I am no expert on rocksalt or mushrooms just a newbie, I also live in michigan so I don't have the oppurtunity to hunt cubs. Look at the other post about getting permission to hunt next time they had some interesting ideas that would be far better than rocksalt!


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Re: I have saltrock embedded in my ass cheek... any suggestions? [Re: shamanamba]
    #5697654 - 06/01/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry I don't know what to say to you. :laugh:

This thread does intrigue me though..... I don't suppose you could elaborate more on your present situation?

What is saltrock exactly? You could try hot water or perhaps rubbing alcohol or terpentine? Wait does that mean someone shot you with rock salt? Fucken hell.


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Re: I have saltrock embedded in my ass cheek... any suggestions? [Re: Feelers]
    #5697672 - 06/01/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I believe he is reffering to a farm filling a shotgun shell with the salt you put on ice to make it melt and shooting him in the ass with it for treaspassing.


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Re: I have saltrock embedded in my ass cheek... any suggestions? [Re: shamanamba]
    #5697681 - 06/01/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

if anything this belongs in the physical and mental wellbeing forum...

but you must be a puppet.


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Re: I have saltrock embedded in my ass cheek... any suggestions? [Re: shamanamba]
    #5697687 - 06/01/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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I hope this is some kind of joke...


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Re: I have saltrock embedded in my ass cheek... any suggestions? [Re: Feelers]
    #5697692 - 06/01/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, farmers sometimes load up shotgun shells with rocksalt so they can shoot you without worrying about spilling [too much] blood on their property. It won't kill you (usually), but it burns like hell, worse than actally getting shot (which doesn't burn at all, really).
It will eventually dissolve if it is really embedded that deep. but if it doesn't, then the flesh around it will eventually become immune to the pain and your body will slowly push the rock to the surface and the wound will then heal.
I feel your pain man...


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