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OfflineDoctorJ
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eddie murphy is the shit
    #5696964 - 05/31/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"Mrs Carson wants HALF!

Half Johnny's money!

I mean, if they had made $300 million together and built that shit, that would be one thing,

But Johnny already had $300 million when they met.

And I think she knew!

"Hi, my name's Johnny Carson-"

"Yeah, I know who you are motherfucker!"

And you know its not like Johnny's wife led a normal life.

You know how most wife's gotta take a job to make ends meet?

Well, Johnny's already got $300 million, the ends are meetin like a motherfucker!

What she gonna do, go out and get a job at some beauty parlor or some shit:

'Here Johnny, I made $50 this week.  Put that with the rest.  Now we have $300 million and $50.'  "


:rofl:

eddie murphy Raw is the shit :lol:

PS:  Good thing the bitch only gets half if she's faithful. 

Adulterous whores get jack and shit.  Ain't America beautiful?
:smile: :smile: :smile:


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Re: eddie murphy is the shit [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5697025 - 05/31/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

haha eddie murphy WAS one funny ass guy.. these days i cant say the same

great sig btw


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Re: eddie murphy is the shit [Re: evolprim]
    #5697053 - 05/31/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yeah raw was the shit

doctor doolittle was crap

I suppose all good things must come to an end :wink:


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Re: eddie murphy IS shit [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5697129 - 05/31/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I agree


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Re: eddie murphy IS shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5697136 - 05/31/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that 80s live show where he is wearing some tight red spandex shit is hilarious


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