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A Rooster Joke
    #5696358 - 05/31/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Once upon a time there was a rooster named, Rodney Rooster. Rodney Rooster lived on a farm with other animals. Rodney Rooster had a problem, and that problem was he loved to fuck other animals. All day long he would fuck anything in site. The cows, ducks, chickens and even try to penetrate the very small animals. The farmer grew very upset with Rodney Rooster but thought it was just a phase he was going though. One day after non-stop fucking the farmer and the farmers wife came upon Rodney Rooster just outside the farms boundary line. He was lying on the ground face up.

Farmer to his wife."I told you Marge that stupid rooster would fuck himself to death."
Farmer's Wife," Look what you did Rodney Rooster, you fucked yourself to death."
Farmer,"Now these vultures are going to eat you limb by limb."

Rodney Rooster,"SHHHHHHH, they are about to land."


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Re: A Rooster Joke [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5696382 - 05/31/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Funny !

Yeah was ok :thumbup:


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