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eligal
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5697344 - 05/31/06 11:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Koala Koolio said: I doubt he's playing a game. He never gets his hands into any type of playable position on the keyboard and mouse. Only once does he give any attempt at even using the mouse.
at the beginning of the vid he keeps screaming "start the game" so im guessing its a game....
i havent watched the whole thing, makin dinner right now, and he screams makin it hard to understand, but if i can ill translate after dinner.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eligal]
#5697509 - 05/31/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, yeah. I do think it's game related. But I think he's trying to get it to load, etc. Really no evidence of him playing, unless the entire length of the video is waiting for a respawn, or he's repeatedly getting killed while he screams, before even getting a chance to put his hands on the keys. Which is all pretty possible.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5697683 - 06/01/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously though, my favorite part is when he sorta realizes he has destroyed the keyboard so he starts trying to put the keys backs almost crying i think??? and then not even 2 minutes later **BOOM** no more keyboard.
he needs more than psych help, he needs an elephant tranquilizer.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5697700 - 06/01/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think that kid has a serious case of ADHD.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
#5697921 - 06/01/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What makes you think that? Hyperactivity sure, but where do you get the attention deficit? He doesn't lose focus once in that entire video 
I think his problems are well beyond that. Just pure rage, repressed anger.
Do they do the emo thing in germany? When this kid is older, he might put on some wuss-rock and dice his wrists when none of the girls want to play spanken der crybaby.
Or he'll just off himself when his screensaver doesn't install right.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5697938 - 06/01/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kids with ADHD get frustrated very easily, and react with rage. I've seen it 100 times unfortunately.
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eligal
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5698322 - 06/01/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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alright guys.... first, it seems as though hes wiating for a card game to load, but once it finally does load it seems as though he is playing a shooters game... and he does keep putting his hands on the left side of the keyboard where movement controls are many times placed.
i watched the whole damn thing with my notepad open and tried to write down what he said, everything. alot of it is not really possible to understand due to his screaming or mumbling, and he doesnt really use full sentences too often. all side notes or actions are in brackets. and my german isnt great....
the parts which are not understandable due to excessivce screaming will be shown with "xxx" and no exclamation marks have been used because, well, it should be obvious that pretty muc heverything he says would end with an exclamation mark.
this is what i could get:
go ("lets go")
do it faster
idiot ("dumb thing")
i want to play xxx cards
go ("lets go"), start the damn game
start the game you son of a bitch
xxx
ill tell you one more time
on the move
whats this now
what happened
fast start
go go go go go go
its starting
play
you bastard
xxx
(quarter point)
its loading
when it loads then the xxx should start
xxx
positive thinking (unsure about this line)
just positive thinking (again not 100% sure)
its right there
its starting
*laughs*
(half way point)
(laugh turns to scream again)
its starting
you son of a bitch
load the xxx
eat that (notice that now his hands are on mouse and left keys of keyboard in gaming position)
i killed him
woohoo
go go, eat that
shit
you son of a bitch
i killed him
arg!!
(bangs fists on keyboard)
(bangs keyboard on table)
wua wuaaaaaaa (wierd laugh)
yes
yes
i xxxx
wuaaaa wuaaaah (continues wierd laugh)
the escape button is missing (picks up key but obviously isnt the esc button)
where is it (or "where is he" typical german atribute to say "he" instead of "it" in an informal setting)
where is it (or "where is he")
where is the escape... buahaha (wierd laugh cry)
(whining)
where is it/he
where is it/he
(finds esc, puts back in)
(inaudiable mumbles)
i dont need help
(insane laugh/cry)
(inaudiable mumbles)
xxx
its not going ("its not working")
xxx
yeah
woohoo
i killed him
yeah
i killed all (of) you
yeah
(shakes head)
wow eat that you son of a bitch
xxx (sounds like im just going to catch you)
im just going to kill you
xxx
just going to kill you
this son of a bitch is shooting at me
this son of a bitch is shooting at me
no
xxxxxxxxx
xxxxx (bangs keyboard on table)
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end.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eligal]
#5698328 - 06/01/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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eligal
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eris]
#5698364 - 06/01/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
eris said:
why are you always doing that eyebrow thing to me....
i told you already!! im not going to sleep with you!
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eligal]
#5698379 - 06/01/06 03:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stop lying for the benefit of those who are watching.. don't be shy, be proud.
PS, from now on I will eye brow you every time.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eris]
#5698384 - 06/01/06 04:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eligal]
#5698414 - 06/01/06 04:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eris]
#5698501 - 06/01/06 05:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i would love to see that kid on pcp.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
#5698979 - 06/01/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow... mini hitler was right.
Thanks for the translation. I could see him move his hands to the position of a shooter, and kind of hover above them and slam down on them, but it never looked like he was playing or pressing them with any thought. But I guess that's how games work these days anyway.
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: eligal]
#5698997 - 06/01/06 10:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That translation's great, thanks alot !
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Re: Who said the Germans are ok these days : ) [Re: Hanky]
#5699010 - 06/01/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said: That's restless after he got permabanned.



On a serious note : That was the craziest thing I've seen in a long time....That kids laugh is going to haunt my dreams tonight
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